Dear Diary,

Ok, I need to write this in chronological order. Just so I don’t forget anything.

So! The marble races! Samurai got gold, Avi got silver, and Lily got bronze. I got fifth place, which isn’t all that bad. My team got gold in one race, so I’m proud of them.

The pranking wars ended when Y and Kimi set fire to Ty’s roof, then the Sams set fire to all the roofs, and then we had to call the Admin and ask him to stop the fire before everything burned to the ground. The Admin wasn’t exactly thrilled about that, so a truce was called.

Then players showed up, and then the cycle ended.

I feel like “roofs” isn’t right. Like the plural of roof should have a V in it. Rooves? No, that looks super weird. I guess it is roofs.

Oh! Lily and Staab are very tentatively back together. They aren’t Officially together again, but they’re in the same party this cycle, and are getting along well. I don’t know what happened between Staab and Samantha, because I didn’t ask. And I never will ask. I guess it just didn’t work out.

Anyways, the cycle reset! I'm going to spend this whole cycle as a neko! I debated becoming a fairy again, but nah. I am, deep in my soul, a catgirl. That's all I want to be.

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Avi is a half-dragon. He said he was just super curious about what his breath would be, since silver is mostly illusion-based. (Also dragons are basically fantasy dinosaurs, but I'm sure that has noooothing to do with it, nope.) Turns out, instead of fire or whatever, silver dragons breathe out butterfly illusions. Which is pretty cool, if you ask me.

Ty is a wolfkin again. He's having fun with it, even if it does get him a lot of attention. He's wearing the necklace armor, and yes, his muscles are very... aesthetically pleasing.

Lily is an elf. She says the magic buff is the best.

Mika is a hobgoblin, which surprised me. She is also he now, and has decided to go by Miko. Which is a cute name. He's got a couple axes as weapons this cycle, and is having fun.

Kimi and Y are both neko. They've switched genders. Y said "Y" is a perfectly gender-neutral name, and will be keeping it. Kimi said if Aya can go by Ty, then as a dude, Kimi will be Shaun. Y thought that was funny, for some reason, and y'no, I'm glad they found each other. It's good to have someone who understands your insanity when everyone else just thinks it's weird.

Anyways, Staab (still Staab) is a goliath. I'm not really surprised by that.

That leaves the Sams. Samantha is now Sam Prime, and has chosen fairy as his preferred race. Samuel and Samurai just… swapped names along with genders. Because why not, I guess. Samuel said he wanted to be an otterkin, but since that race isn’t available any more, he went with kobold. Samurai decided to be a neko.

Which means neko wins for Best Thing To Be! Woo! A part of me wants to be all deep and philosophical about why no one chose to be human, but that sounds boring. Maybe someday I will, but not tonight.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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