Dear Diary,

Tomorrow we're gonna kidnap Lex and Tim! I can't wait to have velociraptor pets again!

Mika has, once again, reminded us that we can buy pets in the shop.

But screw that! I want a tempermental dinosaur that loves fish balls!

Y'no, it's weird that "meatball" is one word, but "fish ball" is two. Why is that? Who decided that balls of meat were so great they should have their own word, but not balls of fish?

Yeah, I know fish balls aren't all that common (at least not in California), but they should still be condensed into one word like meatballs.

And that is my official stance on edible balls. Thank you. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Aaaanyways, I hope Lex and Tim are high enough level to survive through the dungeon. I know they went down a few levels when they were transferred over, but they should be ok.

Oh! Maybe we could get them armor! That would be so cute!!! I don't know if they'd wear it, but we can try!

Tomorrow I'll ask the blacksmith catgirl here to make a raptor-sized suit of… chainmail might pinch their feathers. It'll have to be plate mail or leather. I'll ask for plate mail.

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Ok, why is "chainmail" one word, but not "plate mail"? That makes absolutely no sense! Who decided what words to make into one word while leaving others two?? Whoever it was, they were insane. Or possibly just a troll. Either way, I'd like to file a formal complaint against them.

I need to learn a sensible language that makes sense and write in that. That way I won't have to worry about things like words not being… cohesive. Or something.

Although that might not be possible, since everyone here pretty much only speaks English. The only person I've heard speak not-English is Mika, when she sings in Spanish. She knows a lot of Spanish songs. And Staab speaks French, but he learned it in school. He doesn't know it, he just uses French curse words and occasional random phrases.

So yeah, looks like I won't be learning any new languages. In high school I took American Sign Language as my language class, but I don't remember much. I just had fun waving my arms around and making exaggerated facial expressions. But that's based on English, so writing it out would be the same. Mostly.

Oh, Kimi and Y want to collect sulfur when we get to the floor they exploded last cycle. Y wants to see what happens if they throw some into a slime, and Kimi wants to make bombs. I kiiiiiiiiinda want to know what it tastes like. A little. For science. I mean, I know it'll probably taste terrible, but hey, worst that can happen is I die and respawn back a few floors. Mika wants to try making exploding arrowheads.

And Avi just wants everyone to be careful when playing with the highly volatile and toxic substance. He's so sweet, I love him.

Anyways, I need sleep for dinosaurs tomorrow!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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