Dear Diary,
WE FOUND MORE CATGIRLS!!!
We’re currently in the inn on Floor 14, where a yellow catgirl named Carol is in charge. We got here earlier today, and they were like “aaaaaahh we didn’t think players would be here yet, we weren’t ready!!!!” And we were like “oh yeah, we know your pain, sorry about showing up like this!” And they were like “…wait.”
So we told them all about how we used to be NPCs, but we screwed some things up for the Admin, and we’re players now! They were pretty interested in all that.
Anyways, the floors are set up so the players can get through two or three a day. We’re players now, but our stats stayed the same from the last cycle. So, yeah, we’re kinda way too strong for these floors.
The first floor we entered, we were kinda expecting to be attacked and it’d take us a while to get through. It’s a lava floor, with a couple kobolds in it. So we got our weapons out, were walking through, and Mika was hit with an arrow.
It did zero damage.
So the kobolds hit her with all their arrows, and it did like one damage. Mostly it annoyed her, so she sent an ice volley at them, and they died instantly.
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So that was easy.
Then the next floor was a jungle floor. Ugh. We were walking through, using our quicksand platform method, and a bunch of mosquitoes swarmed us. But they couldn’t bite us. We were like “…huh”, and just kept going.
The next floor is ice, and it has yetis and those bat things in it. By then we’d figured it out, so when the yetis attacked, we just waved and said hi, and kept walking. I think that kinda freaked them out, especially since they attacked us with everything they had, and we weren’t hurt at all.
Anyways, we spent last night on Floor 9, which is a maze with slimes. I still have access to my cooking inventory, so we just found a nice corner and put ranch dressing around us. No problem.
Then this morning we continued waltzing our way down the dungeon, not getting hurt at all, and we found a catgirl floor!!
We knew there had to be floors like ours where players could all meet up, so we agreed with Lilly and Aya to wait for each other when we got to one of those floors. We got here just after noon, and Staab and Lilly got here a couple hours later. Aya and the ants (I’m still going to call them ants even though they aren’t any more) aren’t here yet. I hope they get here tonight or early tomorrow.
I wonder if the shopkeeper catgirl here sells sending stones. If she does, we can give them to Aya and Lilly, and then we’ll know where we all are. I have to remember, when we get to our floor, to put my sending stone in my inventory. I wish I could tell Nat and Gin where I am, but my stone is probably still sitting in my drawer by my bed.
Actually… I wonder, if we die, where would we respawn?
I’ll have to go find out!
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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