Dear Diary,
Teleporting over floors is way faster than walking. We’re already on Floor 46, and the catgirls here said everyone else left yesterday morning. So we’re catching up to the others!
After Floor 75 Via wants to stop teleporting and try talking again. Especially since we already know a lot of people beyond that point. So instead of convincing everyone to be friends with us, we’ll just be saying hi to people who are already our friends.
Which, honestly, that’s the polite thing to do. If we just teleported over the air elemental’s floor, they might feel sad about that. I don’t want them to feel sad.
Honestly, teleporting is pretty boring. I kinda miss walking. Sure, walking gets boring too, but at least with walking we see things. With teleporting I just say a spell and POOF we’re at the other end of the floor. Or, most of the way at least. I wish we had some way of entertaining ourselves when teleporting. Like, if it were more like a car ride instead of instant. Which would defeat the purpose of the spell and make it pretty useless in combat, but it would make things more interesting.
I guess, thinking it over, what I really want is something unknown. Like, if we got a random prize at the exit of every level. Even getting a marble would be exciting, since marbles come in different colors. And marbles are always exciting. Or if, I don’t know, my hairstyle changed after every teleport. That would be super fun.
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Right now it’s just teleport, walk down stairs, teleport, walk down stairs. On and on until we get to a catgirl floor or it becomes night. Nothing really new and nothing exciting.
A part of me almost, almost, wishes I didn’t have teleport at such a high level. That would make things more interesting.
But, having a velociraptor with us also makes things pretty interesting. Since we don’t always know if there will be any monsters or enemies at the end of the floor, so at least we don’t know if we’ll have to run after Tim begging the goblin or whatever he’s after to not hit him. Tim can’t really kill anything any more, he’s too low-level. And his attack levels are unchangeable, since he’s a monster. Like the kobolds. Although I think his dexterity and jumping abilities have increased since joining us, since he can jump super high now.
Actually… Jumping is a skill that can be leveled up. And with every cycle reset I get to choose one skill to put a +1 in. I’ve just been putting the +1 in random things, since I’m kinda way OP compared to the average player on Floor 1. But if I started putting the +1 into jumping, it’d be cool to see how high and far I can jump by the time we get to Cycle 100. Or Cycle 99. Whichever comes fir- that’s a dumb thing to say. I don’t know if we’ll be fighting through Cycle 100, or just to Cycle 100. I don’t know if Cycle 99 will be the last cycle.
That would probably be a good thing to find out.
But not now, cuz I’m tired and have a long day of teleporting tomorrow. We’re gonna try to speed run it and get through fifteen floors in one day.
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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