Dear Diary,

The Admin needs to give us electric scooters or something. Walking everywhere is getting really boring.

I don’t think I want a car. Cuz then we’d be inside something, and instead of fighting monsters we’d just run them over. Which would feel wrong somehow. And it’d be harder to give them food.

I wonder if he could give us horses. That would be fun. Or maybe Avi and I can steal a stegosaurus and ride that through the dungeon! But I’m not sure if a stegosaurus would fit through all the exits. And getting it to the exit on the ceiling would be hard. I mean, we’d have to give it like four or five wallclimbing potions. And I’m pretty sure the kraken would be able to grab it super easily. And when sharks jump out of the water, they’d be able to grab onto its tail and spine plate things. I don’t know if the wallclimbing potions have a weight limit, but a stegosaurus with five catgirls and three sharks hanging off it would probably reach that limit.

Altho if I had a camera I’d absolutely want a picture of that.

There are a couple things I’d want pictures of if I had a camera here. Like the dire wolves, and the velociraptors, and the dracoraptors, and Nat and Gin and Mar, and the kobold band… Everyone, I guess. Having a camera would be cool. But still not as cool as it is to have music. Everything is better with background music. Whenever we get to a catgirl floor, Mika and Avi just huddle in a corner and write music for hours. Until someone drags them away from their notebooks, at least.

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Mika is about ready to ask the Admin to let her stay back on our floor for a cycle to record music. Avi would want to stay with her if she did that, I think.

But I don’t think that would be allowed. I mean, we’re Players now. There’s a big difference between Players and NPCs, and we aren’t really supposed to switch. Players talking to NPCs isn’t “allowed”, or at least it felt that way when we were NPCs. So a Player spending a cycle or two on a floor, doing nothing but writing music, would probably be super not allowed.

This cycle we’re going to spend on our floor, instead of going down to push the button. Even if we hadn’t decided that before, when we found out about the music we probably would have stopped anyway. It’s just too exciting of a development. It’s something we need to share with the kobolds. I know we technically got them last cycle, but it was too new then. If we’d stayed, we wouldn’t have had time to think of all the possibilities.

But now we’ve had time to think about it. Mika and Avi have a couple new epic songs to record. Everyone in the dungeon will get a recorder, so there’s the possibility of collaborations! We’re out of the “AAAAAH MUSIC!!!!!!” phase, and solidly into the “OoOoOo possibilities” phase.

So yeah, we need to sit down and make our ideas reality.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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