Dear Diary,

AAAH SORRY I forgot about you!

I was having too much fun dancing around in a super spinny skirt, and never came back to finish my entry last night!

In my defense, it's a very spinny skirt. It has enough weight to it that once you get going, if you stop, it keeps going and turns you into a burrito. It's epic.

In other news, Via and I aren't banned from the park any more! Yay! We have definitely learned our lesson, and will never let the dracoraptors in again.

Right.

Of course, if they figure out how to get in on their own, that's not our fault, so we won't be in trouble.

This cycle there's a craft market thing happening. Emmy said she's going to set it up every five cycles, so people have enough time to make stuff. In three days it'll be my turn with one of the booths, and I'm going to sell potion-enhanced cookies. In the meantime, I get to see all the creative stuff people make!

There's a booth where a guy is selling statues made out of lava rock. He lives on a floor with a volcano, so he takes lava and pours it into molds. Via got an elephant statue for her inn, and I got a little frog.

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Then there's a booth where someone makes jewelry out of arrowheads and bowstrings. They're a goblin, and their job is to shoot people with arrows, so they have an infinite supply of bows and arrows. I got a necklace, cuz it's super cool.

And then there are more normal things, like a lady who makes painted fans, and someone who does macrame plant holders.

Oh! One person makes all kinds of stuff out of paper maché, and Via got a plague doctor mask. I'm not entirely certain why, but it makes her happy. She put it on one of her bedposts, which only slightly creeps me out. It's ok, though, since usually we sleep at my place. I won't have to see it very often.

In other news, Staab was an elven princess for all of like ten hours and decided he was not ok with being female any more. Everyone else still has their golden bikinis. Y gave herself stupidly long hair, and somehow looks like an anime character. Like, if someone told me Y was never human, and originally came from some fantasy harem anime, I'd believe that. No one else gives off that vibe, it's more a Lord of the Rings type elf feel.

I kinda want to message the Admin and ask how many players are male this cycle. I mean, he should know how many people have lost their golden bikinis. I bet Larissa would want to know, too. And Mika.

Kimi thinks there's some kind of secret reason behind the Admin giving out OP armor to encourage everyone to be girls for a cycle. Her theory is that he has a boss, and his boss is a woman, and he'll get brownie points or something if he promotes feminism.

Everyone else thinks his reason is just to watch elf girls in bikinis instead of mostly dudes in full armor for a cycle. Personally, I'd give the Admin a pass for that. It has been over fifty cycles, after all. Let him watch something new for a while.

My cookies are done baking, have to go!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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