Dear Diary,

So, it turns out Athena messaged Avi and me different things. She asked me to bring down poisoned chocolate, but she asked Avi to describe the Director.

Which is weird.

Mika confirmed it’s weird.

He did, since he had no reason not to, but we’re kinda worried about what she might do with that information. Like, why does she need to know what color hair the Director has? And what type of clothes she wears?

And then Samurai asked if there’s any connection between Athena wanting to know what the Director looks like and asking for a bunch of drugs.

If there is, it’s nothing good.

Sooo we’re just hoping there’s no connection!

I’ll probably get to Floor 60 tomorrow, so I can ask her directly. There’s a good chance she won’t tell me, or that she’ll lie, but at least I’ll have asked. I feel like that’s about as much as I can do.

I mean, she has charm magic! Don’t want to upset someone with charm magic. And that’s the only reason I won’t stop any nefarious plans she might have against the Director. Because of scary, scary charm magic. Yep.

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In other news, tomorrow night I should be back on Floor 1! And then next cycle we’ll be nekos! Yay!

We’re getting so close to the end I can taste it.

I wonder if everyone in our old dungeon knows how close we are to the end. If they know we’ll be leaving here soon. Going to the next world.

I wonder if the next world will have a name. It probably will, since it’s good for planets to have names. But that leads to: what will it be called?

If anyone asks me what our new planet should be called, I’ll say… Bees. I think Bees is a good name for a planet. Simple sounds, easy to spell. Beeeeees.

Although it would be cool to have a whole planet made of bees.

How many flowers would a planet of bees need to keep it alive for a day? Must be billions and billions.

I bet that’s a fun math project Kimi and Y would love to argue over.

And bees have a lot in common with planets! They’re kinda round, but not perfectly round. They have two main colors. They spin around, with nothing holding them down.

Yeah, Bees is a good and valid name for a planet.

In case anyone asks me.

It’s always smart to have answers to hypothetical questions ready. That way, you don’t say something weird or dumb, and people think you’re a very wise person who can immediately come up with deep answers to any question.

…I’m now realizing that “Bees” might be seen as a weird answer to “what should we name our new planet”, but whatever. It’ll be unique, at least! And if it’s an essay question, I can add in all my reasons for why it’s a good name!

Just because something is fun and silly doesn’t mean there can’t be good logic behind it.

Nya.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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