Dear Diary,

Well, didn’t get to the yetis today. We were too busy partying. That happens.

The kobold band recorded like five songs on their fancy new recording devices, and everyone got a copy. We probably won’t get to keep the tapes when the cycle resets, which is sad, but at least we’ll have them when we get here. And Mika and Via can always record some songs while we’re fighting our way through the dungeon. So it’s not like we’ll be completely without music, like we were before.

Oh! We should record the goblin band! We should get a whole bunch of recording devices and just give them to everyone who wants them. It’s not like we really need the gold we get from fighting, since we have all the armor and weapons we need. Plus we’re way overpowered for the early floors anyway. We should just pool our money and buy a thousand recording devices. Then next cycle we can focus on giving out spare tapes. I’m sure everyone would love that!

I wonder how the sharks would react to music. As strange as it is, I know some creatures aren’t all that excited by food. But music is like food for your soul. A nice violin solo might do wonders for calming monsters that don’t care what type of sushi I’m throwing at them. And hey, maybe we can waltz through floors now! Conga-ing through floors is all well and good, but if we had music and could waltz through floors it would be amazing.

Salsaing through floors wouldn’t work, I don’t think salsa really moves around a lot. Well, it moves, but not out of one general area. What other dances are there… The macarena wouldn’t work at all. Line dancing goes in squares, right? And ballet is just hard. I think pirouetting through floors would be too dif-

Ok.

Step 1: have everyone learn how to walk on tip-toes.

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Step 2: find a good music for this.

Step 3: get the Admin to allow tutus as armor.

Step 4: convince everyone to get a tutu and wear it.

Step 5: get in a line, and ballet dance from the entrance to the exit of a floor.

Just once. I just want this to happen once, and my life would be complete. I don’t know how likely it is to happen, but it neeeeeeds to happen.

Next cycle Aya and the triplets will be in a party with me, Mika and Via, while Staab and Lily are their own team, and Kimi and Y are their own team. I think I can convince everyone in my party to wear a tutu. Paola might complain, but she’d do it. Peter would do it for the lolz, no problem. Actually, Aya might refuse. I might have to wait until I’m back in a party with Kimi and Y.

Yeah, Kimi, Y, Mika and Via wouldn’t object to dressing in tutus and dancing through a floor. Lily would probably insist on a knee-length skirt instead of a straight tutu, but Staab would probably rather die than wear a tutu.

Ok! Now I just have to figure out how to convince the Admin to put tutus in the shops!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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From: Admin To: Jon (Item 518) Subject: Recordings

Hey, I know you’re not officially in the band down there, but I don’t remember any of their names. So congrats, you’re my messenger to them now. And everyone who does music on your floor, I guess.

Mind if I copied the songs you recorded into tapes in player’s shops? You’ll have access to them when Kimi gets to your floor again.

If you don’t mind, do me a favor. Whenever a new song is recorded send me a message, and I’ll upload it to the database. No one will get any credit, but it’ll be out there for people to hear.

Thanks.

PS could you guys record a performance of Hall of the Mountain King? Would be appreciated.