To: All Players From: Admin Subject: Next Cycle
There is a group currently campaigning for all the players to become bikini-wearing female elves next cycle.
I will not force anyone into becoming anything they do not want to be. However, I personally would enjoy watching parties of skimpily-clad elf chicks slaughter their way through my dungeon.
So any player who starts next cycle as a female elf will receive the following special item:
Golden Bikini
Gives 50% resistance to all magical damage.
Gives 75% resistance to all bludgeoning damage.
Gives 100% resistance to all slashing and stabbing damage.
If you have one and become a man, it’ll become a normal bikini. And if you keep it till Cycle 56 it’ll also become a normal bikini.
So yep. Choose wisely.
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Dear Diary,
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Eating two different types of cookies at the same time just cancels the magic out. But! Eating a cookie then drinking a normal potion gives you the magic from both! So that’s cool.
Also, if the cookie batch is bigger than twelve, the potion’s effectiveness is cut to ¼. Adding another potion of the same type does nothing. So I’ve got to stick to batches of a dozen, which is fine.
In non-cookie news, the Admin is giving away golden bikini armor to all the players who want to join Larissa’s elf girl thing next cycle. Gold is the Admin’s magic color, so these bikinis are going to be basically the most OP thing in the whole dungeon.
So yeah, Avi is going to spend Cycle 55 as Via. Staab and Y are going to change, too. And all the Sams will be girls. I guess Samuel will be Sample. Unless Samantha gives up her name and becomes Sam Prime again. I don’t think she’d let Samuel be Sam Prime.
…Thinking about their names gives me a headache.
Oh! Someone decided to make a newspaper for the secret floor! I’m still banned, so I don’t know who’s in charge, but someone brought a copy for me. Apparently they’ve been interviewing people on what life is like on their floors. Like what they did to spend time. They’re doing it in order of floor, so it’ll be a while before they get to us. The Floor 2 kobolds talked about their basketball court and all the different types of balls they used. There’s other news too, like speculation on what changes will happen each cycle and how many people have been banned. Currently the number is at eight. I wonder what the other six people did to get banned. I mean, they probably didn’t bring raptors to the floor and attack people.
Speaking of attacking people, Staab said he’s seen two of the Floor 92 hobgoblins in the park, but not the other two. He says they were super nervous and didn’t want to talk about the whole semi-war between us. So I guess that whole thing is over, at least as far as they’re concerned. That’s good. That means no one has to ever bring it up again! Yay!
Lily wants to ask Emmy how she killed them. Like, if there was a strategy or something. That way we can maybe use the same strategy in the next dungeon if we have to go solo and attack groups. Kimi was there, and she said we shouldn’t ask. We should just put it behind us and never think about it again. So I guess Y is still upset about that whole thing.
Anyways, I still have to prep food for tomorrow.
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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