Dear Diary,
When we got to Floor 7, Avi and I decided to kidnap three wolves. We knew they were low-level and wouldn’t last long, but having fluffy wolf pets was worth it.
They got eaten by mimics on Floor 25.
Then we discussed kidnapping the wolves that are on Floor 32, but everyone told us we should just stop kidnapping feral animals. Mika reminded us that there are pets in the shops, and if we want a pet so bad we should, like, buy one. Like normal people. And stop trying to make friends with things that want to eat us.
Avi and I agreed that was crazy talk. But we conceded to not kidnap any more animals this cycle.
We won’t get any shop pets, either. If we could do something insane, like buy 500 cats, then maybe we’d do it. Just to smile and tell Mika we followed her advice.
But no, there’s a limit of one pet per player.
Oh, the hobgoblins went to our floor. They tore up the inn, and killed Lily’s friends, then Emmy killed them before they could do any more damage. Y’s reaction was basically “I told you so”, and he thinks they’ll try again tomorrow.
Staab, on the other hand, thinks there’s more to the story. He says that there’s no way one kobold could kill four hobgoblins, since hobgoblins are slightly higher level than kobolds.
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Aya reminded him that whenever Emmy is on Floor 93, she becomes a catgirl, so she’s not just a kobold. And Lily said she’s one of the people who learned magic, so she probably hit them with an attack spell or two that they weren’t expecting.
Either way, I don’t think they’ll be messing with Emmy again. They might try destroying all the other shops, but not the blacksmith’s shop.
Which means my diner has a high chance of being destroyed this week. I just hope they don’t put ketchup in anything. Nat and Gin would be nice and clean it up, but I don’t want them to have to do that.
Anyways, being a half-dragon is super fun! Flying is 10 out of 10 waaaay better than walking. And being able to just open my mouth and incinerate whatever’s in front of me is epic.
Our only regret is that marshmallows aren’t a thing. Being able to make smores with our fire breath would be so much fun.
…Actually, wait a minute…
MARSHMALLOWS ARE A THING HERE!!! There’s an option for hot chocolate to come with or without marshmallows!
So, yes, they’re not exactly the best marshmallows, but they exist!
Ok, tomorrow night I’m gonna have to sift through a bunch of hot chocolate mix for marshmallows.
Wait, no, that’s a lie. We’ll be on Floor 48 by tomorrow night. And Floor 48 is where the shape-changing belts are! I’ll probably be too busy running around as some animal to fiddle with hot chocolate.
Maybe I’ll give a bunch of hot chocolate to Lily for her to sort through. She’s not really a “turn into animal” type of person.
I can’t wait to get there…
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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