Dear Diary,

The catgirl chef on Floor 30, Penny, made fish patties with lemon on them over mashed potatoes and it was amazing.

I made a couple things with the fish out of sushi, but I never tried to press it together and fry it like normal fish. Penny made some kind of sauce to make it stick together, I think the base was just egg white, it was amazing. I keep thinking about how delicious it was, I have to get the recipe next time I’m there.

I gave her the designs for a pasta maker, and she says next time she'll have salmon linguine for us.

Floor 30 is now my favorite catgirl floor. Well, after Floor 50, which is the one from our dungeon.

Anyways, we stopped after Floor 34, the one with the air elementals.

Oh yeah! I have to start recording what all the floors are now!

Ok.

Floor 31 has suuuuper big and fluffy wolves. I think I mentioned that last cycle. It also has moose. I'm not sure if they're giant moose, or if moose are always that hekkin’ big. Last cycle Staab said they were a little bit bigger than what he remembered, and he's the only one of us who's seen a real live moose.

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Floor 32 is a rocky canyon place. It's not really a maze, since you can walk on the tops of the canyons, but there are similarities. There's deep cracks in the ceiling, too. And in those cracks? Spider people! They like mango smoothies.

There's also normal spiders, which I thought was weird until Kimi said that would be like thinking a catgirl having a normal cat as a pet was weird.

There's also a couple swarms of biting gnats. Avi said they're not people like the ants and mosquitoes were. He tried casting a spell to talk with them, and they're not a hive mind. They also didn't respond like intelligent creatures. Avi thinks they might have originally been fish, and I have no reason to doubt him.

Floor 33 is… a water floor. There are swarms of piranhas and sirens and things with tentacles that grab you if you get too close to any rock. There are lots of rocks. But… the exit is underwater.

I do not know how to swim. I mean, I've picked up a few things from the time I spent as a shark and an otterkin, but I still mostly just flail around.

Mika put a rope around me and pulled me through the floor. Until I drowned. They got to the stairwell and recalled me from Floor 30.

I really need to figure out how to hold my breath and swim.

Anyways, Floor 34 is the air elemental floor, taken straight from our old dungeon. It's got sand, it's got rocks, it's got snakes, and it's got a volleyball net on one side. We didn't stop to play volleyball. Mostly because we'd totally lose.

So yeah! That's it up to here. I think tomorrow night we're aiming to be on Floor 40. The diner owner there didn't let me cook anything last time, we'll see if she's changed her mind. I got some hot chocolate from the lake, and I want to see if I can make pudding out of it or something.

But then I might be too tired to cook. We'll have to see!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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