Dear Diary,

Gingerbread people love onions. Who knew. Not cooked onions, just raw onions. I suspect it has something to do with how they're made of sugar, so they wouldn't be able to taste sweet things.

They also thought Lex and Tim were the most adorable things ever. They love them. Mika suggested leaving the velociraptors there, and honestly next time we might. Not because of her, but because two floors after the gingerbread village is the dracoraptor floor.

The dracoraptors have always been weirdly nasty to the velociraptors. This time we were trying to keep them apart, but it didn't work.

And thus, I'm sorry to say, Lex and Tim are back on Floor 11.

It was fun while it lasted.

But! Now we don't have to worry about them! And we still have to figure out how to get the giant glyptodon off its floor!

Tomorrow we'll be at the catgirl floor at about noon. Or maybe even before then. Mika messaged Aya, and we decided to not stop. Since we'd be wasting a whole half a day. Maybe in two cycles we can take it easy, but not until everyone has two button pushes.

Well, we'll stop for lunch. Obviously. Not stopping for food would be rude.

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Maybe I can request the catgirl make meatballs and ranch balls for me. Like, just give her the recipe and ask her to make a dozen or so each cycle for me to pick up. Mika and Kimi asked the blacksmith on Floor 10 to make them special weapons every cycle, so why not ask for food?

I wonder if I should ask the blacksmith to make something for me. Actually, no, I should ask the mage to enchant something for me. Like… I wonder if she could enchant a titanium rod to give healing spell buffs. That would be cool.

On the one hand, it would be expensive. On the other hand, money means nothing to catgirls. I could probably pay them in sushi and it'd be fine.

Actually, I should ask all the catgirls here what all their favorite foods are. Just in case it's ever needed.

Oh, we decided to stop for the night just before the geyser field. Y went down and got a bunch of sulfur for him and Kimi to "play with".

Avi and I have decided to not share a cabin with them tonight. We're probably far enough ahead of the other players that no one will show up and want to share a cabin. Even if they do, I won't regret not being in a cabin with a 50/50 chance to explode.

…

…….

Ok, make that a 100% of explosion. Well, it didn't explode, but it is burning down.

…Mika is covering the cabin in snow.

…Not on fire but it's still smoking.

…Kimi and Y are moving to another cabin.

Wellp, not my problem. I'm gonna go to sleep and pretend that never happened.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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