From: The Director To: All Admins Subject: Petition

I have read your petition to return Player 606’s illegal access to a diner’s food inventory.

Against my better judgment, I shall allow it. As I am benevolent, I shall also return Player 610’s illegal access to food. Upon cycle reset, the inventory access shall be returned to them.

Thank you for letting me know of your concern.

Director

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Dear Diary,

Maybe this is a good thing.

I've become reliant on food to get through the dungeon. So I need to learn how to get through without it.

It’s a learning experience.

Showing up without treats for Lex and Tim was… hard. It almost made me cry. But I didn't.

I don't know what I'll do when we get to the wolves and I don't have any meatballs. Or when we get to the dracoraptors and I don't have anything blackberry to give them. I won't even have a block of cheese for Charlie!

They’re gonna eat us for sure. And I'll deserve it.

Oh well.

Goodnight, Dungeon

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