Dear Diary,
New cycle! The Admin messaged Avi and said he proved he can fight! So he doesn't have to any more!
This cycle is going to be waaay better than last cycle. We aren't going to do any quests or anything, we're just gonna relax at home and play with dinosaurs all cycle. And make cookies.
I'm relieved. Avi cried. I don't know how much we'll need to fight later on, but it can't be as much as we did last cycle. If it is, I'll give up. I'll just refuse.
But I don't have to think about that for now, so I won't.
Instead, I'll think about the spooky floor! Emmy did an ok job of making Floor 93.5 creepy, but not a super great job. But I think that's on purpose. I think she didn't want to make it so spooky people got scared and didn't visit.
The hedge maze is totally spooky, though. That's where the spiders hang out, and they've covered a bunch of the paths in cobwebs. So that's neat.
Oh, Aya and the Sams have teamed up with Staab and Lily this cycle, and are doing all the quests. They're excited about it, which is good. It's basically going to be the last thing Samantha does with them, so I'm glad it's something new and fun.
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Oh, Avi's goal this cycle is to put tuxedoes on the dracoraptors. Mostly because it sounds impossible. He knows how to sew, and there's a tuxedo outfit available in the shop, so he's gonna get a bunch and alter them to fit.
It'll be my job to give them enough food that they don't realize what's going on until they're wearing the tuxedos.
I really wish there were cameras here.
I guess I'll just have to describe what their faces are in great detail. Or not, cuz I don't do that kind of thing. I'll have to find a way of engraving the scene permanently into my memory.
Oh, Gin says the Admin asked if she wanted to be in charge of my diner when we leave. She does want to, so next cycle she's going to be a catgirl! I've never seen her as anything other than a kobold, I have no clue what she really looks like.
I was kinda surprised he didn't ask Nat, though. I mean, Nat's been cooking for the kobolds since day one pretty much. If anyone deserves her own diner, it's Nat.
But on the other hand, Gin is the one he asked for recipes for amusement park food. So I guess the Admin just likes her food? But that implies he's eaten it.
Unless he's just seen her cooking and thought to himself "wow, that looks delicious" and put her in charge without tasting anything. Which is possible. I mean, she did win a cooking competition. And I can tell just by watching her cook that her food is going to be amazing.
Of course, I know it'll taste good mostly because I can feel my arteries clog just by smelling it. Anything that's a heart attack risk is bound to taste good.
Anyways, yeah. I'll have to show her where everything is in the cupboards, I’ve moved things since she was last here. That'll be fun.
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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