Dear Diary,

Wellp.

I found out why Kimi isn’t talking to Lily.

And I… don’t even want to be in the same room as her. I was so mad I didn’t even write.

So, yesterday we got to Floor 20, a catgirl floor. Staab was at the diner, so I sat down at his table and asked about glitches and quests.

We were having a normal, average conversation when Lily came in and saw us. Talking. In a diner. Like normal people. And she got annoyed.

Staab went to the bathroom, and while he was gone Lily told me she “knew” what I did with Y while we were alone on Floor 1, and I should stop trying to “get” every guy in the group.

I will admit, for a few seconds I thought she was talking about the energy drinks.

Because that’s the only thing I did with Y that could possibly upset anyone.

But nope! She seriously thinks I- I can’t even write it out, the idea is so stupid.

With Y.

Y.

Like, yes, we’re friends, but he still scares me sometimes. I don’t mind his company, but I’m honestly glad Fire was around two cycles ago. There’s safety in numbers.

Not to mention Kimi would find a way of making me permanently dead. And Avi… I could never hurt him like that.

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I don’t know what Lily was thinking. She’s just stupid.

And then to think I’m hitting on Staab, when we were just having a conversation? What, am I supposed to just never speak to men? I can’t be friends with people who aren’t women?

I don’t like saying mean things about people.

But Lily has always been a self-righteous, manipulative little

And I hate her.

Usually at this point I say that I’m sure things will work out, and we’ll all be friends again this time next cycle. I can’t say that this time.

Lily just wanted to cause trouble. Well, she’s got it. I hope it’s everything she ever wanted.

Iiiiin other news, all four velociraptors are now happily living with the gingerbread people. Or at least I presume they’re living happily. The gingerbread people were thrilled when I said I would leave Arby and Kelly with them, so yeah.

They almost died a couple times, but Octavius did a good job at protecting them. When we left he said he was glad the mission was over, but that it was fun.

And then he asked where I got the mission. I lied and said our Admin has a list of quests we can do. I hope that doesn’t get our Admin in trouble. Or, more likely, I hope our Admin doesn’t get mad at me for saying that.

He’ll just have to make up a couple random quests and say he always had them. Which I’m sure he can do. Either that or say I’m a crazy liar. I would be offended by that, but it was a lie.

I can’t exactly be mad about being called a liar when I lied.

Lily would be mad, but that’s cuz she’s a gaslighter extraordinaire.

Oh, we passed the dracoraptor’s floor. They ate Octavius. I almost apologized, but decided not to. They’re more Avi’s friends than mine. He can only barely control them, I just give them food and hope they don’t see me as dessert.

If Octavius wishes to dislike the dracoraptors, I will not feel bad about that.

Anyways, I have to rest for tomorrow.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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