Dear Diary,

We’re so close to the end! Almost there! The cycle will end tomorrow, and then we’ll be in the last cycle!!! Aaahh!!!

I remember when we left Admin 6’s dungeon, I felt like I needed to be packing. And I kinda feel like I should pack now, too. But I don’t have anything to pack.

I hope I get to keep my boots. I never thought about it before, but I really like my boots. They’re comfy.

Kimi made a joke, wondering if she could serve as city mayor in bikini armor. Y fully supports her desire to do that, and Mika said Kimi could pass a law that says bikini tops count as formal attire. She’ll be mayor, right? So she can at least suggest anything. I’ll support my sister in wearing clothes she finds comfortable to work, and Avi said at this point he’d think it more weird if she wore an actual shirt. So she’s got four votes in favor of bikini armor being absolutely fine for the mayor to wear.

At least for our city. But first our city, then the world!

…Or at least, the parts of the world which are warm enough. I wouldn’t insist on making the mayor of a town near the north pole wear a bikini to work.

A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

Y asked what the guy version of formal bikini armor would be, and Mika suggested giant, ornate necklace things. That, like, go from throat to shoulder and halfway down the chest. The point being, everyone should be able to see how many abs the mayor has. And ideally, every mayor should have good abs.

It’ll be a law of the world that to be elected mayor, you need a six pack. I foresee no problems with this.

Anyways, yeah, today we got to say goodbye to Nat and Mar and all the kobolds. Mika and Avi got to say goodbye to their band. And we got to thank Lewis for being friends with us back when we were catgirls fighting our way down to the button in the old dungeon.

We spent two hours there. I cried my eyes out. I really, really hope we get to live near them.

Nat said she kept thinking of goodbye presents to give me, but the Admin said we won’t get to keep anything, so all she could give me was a super good hug. And it was the best hug.

I’m gonna cry again just thinking about it.

Oh yeah, the dracoraptors let us snuggle them. They don’t always, so getting in a goodbye snuggle was good.

I… will be apathetic if we never see them again. Sure, Avi might be a little sad, but they are quite dangerous creatures. And if death is permanent again, it might be best if they stay away.

The dire wolves, though, I will actively track them down and make them our pets. If I have to trek halfway across a continent to get them, I will. Because I love those fluffy doggos.

But yeah, the sooner I get to sleep, the sooner tomorrow comes. And then the sooner we’ll be in Cycle 30. So…

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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