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Asagao: This is obvious. You’ve reached this part of the story and damn me if you still don’t know who she is! If you still don’t, she is the cutest in the world! The perfect little sister material!
Higanbana: Yeah, you know? That fox with a high level of danger? She followed Asagao all the way from fucking beast continent to the fairy forest like, who the hell is committed to such task? Obviously, it’s her! Damn me if you still don’t know her!
Casablanca: Yeah, let’s be honest here, we want the twins to have more screen time too, right? Or not..It really depends on you guys! More like, she’s been active in the story for quite a while now so I am not going to say anything unneeded.
Hibiscus: You see the author’s profile pic? That’s her! *repeat the same as above.*
Alstroemeria: Okay…I’m not touching this one…
Topaz: Woohooo! Come on! I know you guys wanted more of her! Wait, she ain’t purely for fan service or anything, okay? There’s no such as that in this story! I know I’m repeating myself but if you guys are still reading this at this point, I need no words to say about her.
Mimi: This shit making move to my Asagao! I just know it! She better stop sticking her goat horns to anything else! Same as above, if you are reading this *beep*
This where it gets a little tricky…
Ichirou: You see this guy? This…come on. You hated this guy too, right?! Bastard needs to learn the hard way and he deserved what gets in the last chapter!
Mana: One of the summoned heroes and for like, she has a little screen time for a summoned heroes. Well, to start with, it wasn’t the heroes that are the focus here. Okay, I’ll do my job properly…she is that girl with matured heroic blessing with godly artifact of an axe. Satisfied? Touche!~
Bacarra: Yeah, this bitch got her lover betrayed by his friend and now wants to go homo with a flat land of a girl but got rejected too. Like, in the story, your only asset is your boobs! But, look forward to the future development!
Susanoo: Yeah…this guy may seem cool to you guys but I dearly hate him! I mean, this lethargic bastard is basically a walking portal with cool ideas!
Priscilla: Whoa…this one is kind of dangerous for me too. I’ll back off before she hears me talking shit behind her.
Shouta/Hasu: Really?! This guy goes from “Hello, nice to meet you” to “You mom calls me daddy too.” Like, no offense here but, he is a bait but when he transforms, he became this ugh…tall dandy guy with jet black blunt bangs…
Shouko: Hahahaha! Crippled for life! No, that’s not you but you can’t even fight properly now. Also, she and Shouta are in an incestuous relationship. Don’t be a wimp by just knowing this.
Let’s move on to the involved characters.
Merissa: Okay, this one is a little favorite of mine. Tanned, big breasted, short stacked, you name it! Also, she’s a pirate! A gal that anyone can love but not to bear with for so long!
Senya: Okay, this is crippled for life gal. Like the guy earlier I’d absolutely bang this stanky legs chick! Can’t blame him for doing so.
Diyu: Okay, this girl is the flat land that I mentioned earlier. Yeah, she’s the hellbing girl, the daughter of that Hispanic vampire or something something. Anyways, she’s a little hot and cold type of a girl so in courtesy of that guy who fucked up everything, please bear with her.
Cattleya: The demon lord, or that short stacked with big bumper too. That’s the gal with magic that can cause a disaster worse than your diarrhea day. We all know who this gal wanted and thirsting for!
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Let’s do a little bit more.
Ashfon Astlan: This guy hasn’t appeared lately and he is the best douche out there too!
Violetta: Well, you know, first of the introduce otherworlder character, the generic magician with dark past, etc. She is literally all over the story if you think hard enough.
Cecille: Okay…this one is related to Als so I won’t touch anything about her either.
P’rthcor: That dragon old guy that Asagao met in the lost capital etc.
I’m tired of doing this…if you guys want to know more, refer to chapter 190
Nil: Chan charan chan chan…
Dy: You seem awfully tired, my lord.
Nil: Yeah. By the way, where’s Hydrangea?”
Dy: Hmm…maybe she’s taking a massive dump.
Nil: I see! Then we’ve got no choice but to start the segment for today!
Dy: Gahahaha! Don’t be in rush, my lord. Since Hydrangea isn’t here for today, I’ve called a replacement.
Nil: As expected of Dylan! Call the replacement over!
Dy: Okay! Hey, come out now!
Nil:…
Dy:…
Milin: Hi! Hi!
Nil: Gah!?
Dy: You’re not the one I called!
Mil: It’s everyone’s favorite maid, Milin! Teehee!~
Nil: You’re dead!
Mil: Canonically, duh. I can still appear here without ruining the story itself! And I am missing so much screen time!
Dy: More like you won’t be ever going to have any more screen time because you are dead!
Mil: Don’t be such a prick! Now and then, I am going to crash into this segment and no one is going to stop me!
Nil: Author is not on our side, Dylan. Let it be.
Dy: Hmm…well, since this adds up some spices, I won’t mind it anymore.
Mil: Since you two don’t have anything to say anymore, I would like to make a speech first before we proceed.
Nil: This better not be about how you miss Asagao…
Mil: Motherfucker…
Dy: Why aren’t you getting bleeped?!
Mil: Cause I am the boss here!
Nil: You’re not.
Dy: You’re not.
Mil: Tsk.
Nil: This is getting a little out of hand. You’re dead…
Mil: Shut it. I’m replacing that useless fairy of yours so be a little grateful. Also, when will Asagao guest again in this segment?
Dy: That’s a little hard for now. We’ve sent request letters to the character and Asagao was the first one to appear. I don’t think you can meet her anytime for now.
Mil: This is bullshit…
Dy: Don’t blame us!
Mil: Then, what about the girl named Topaz? Hey, hey, I know that she looks like me but there’s something else about her like, even if we look alike, she is a lot more adorable.
Nil: It’s the difference between attitude, numbskull. Obviously, you won’t find a perverted maid who is 187 centimeters tall cute. Also, you’re freaking tall! I just realized that!
Dy: Also, she is 34 years old…
Mil: Things such as those don’t matter anymore! Since I am dead, my age won’t be moving anymore! So, so, can I meet this Topaz girl?!
Nil: Well…sooner or later I guess.
Dy: Gahahaha! That young girl grew up into such a fine art.
Mil: I heard she is petite in size and has huge breasts. Guhehehehe…short stacked is not bad either.
Nil: Fufufu…comrade, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Dy: Gahahaha! That’s a compliment for the creator!
Mil: But…haa…haa…Asagao…I…I want to…
Ashfon: Stop right there you degenerates!
Nil: Woah?!
Mil: What the…?!
Dy: Oh…I forgot about today’s guest…
Ash: How could you degenerate lust after Asagao! Asagao is…she is…
Nil: You are the biggest degenerate here.
Ash: I’m just trying to protect my little sister from people like you!
Nil: Yeah, yeah. Suit yourself.
Mil: Haaa! You won’t stop me! No boundaries of the story could stop me from conveying my feelings for my most beloved princess Asagao!
Ash: How dare you, Milin?! You are defying your king?!
Mil: I’m canonically dead. You don’t pay my salary anymore, idiot! I will do whatever I want here!
Ash: Damn!
Nil: Hey, hey, I know we hate each other and all but there’s something in my mind.
Ash: This better not be something against Asagao!
Nil: Asagao and I are once one. Now, Asagao is your little sister, shouldn’t I be your little brother too?
Ash: Ugghh…Fuck off!
Nil: Woah…that’s some bias and hypocrisy written all over your face.
Dy: Gahahahaha! Nothing’s well in this segment today without Hydrangea.
Ash: Yeah…where is Hydrangea anyway?
Nil: Due to paradoxical reasons and spoilers, Hydrangea was forced to the role of having diarrhea.
Ash: That’s…!
Mil: Don’t be sad. Let’s talk about Asagao to clear up our minds.
Ash: You’re right.
Nil: I’ll start! I want to tie her up, punish her in all sort of way and make her cry!
Mil: That’s some nice fetish but don’t do it to Asagao!
Ash: Hmph. You lot don’t know the joy of feeling her soft body while lying down on a bed, her fragrant soft and silky hair brushing up against your face, her fragile body leaning against you that trembles every single time you stroke her head and…
Nil: Okay…stop. You’re just boasting.
Mil: Then I want to---!
Ash: I bet that’s not something good.
Mil: Look who is talking! You are no longer my king, you degenerate perverted siscon!
Nil: Nailed it! Burn!!
Ash: I am not!! It’s just that Asagao is so irresistible!
Mil: *noises about Asagao*
Ash: *noises about Asagao*
Nil: *noises about Asagao*
Dy: Well shit…
Dy: I guess I have to close the segment myself since they are having a heated debate.
Dy: This segment has become a circle of pervert now. Not that I can exclude myself though.
Hy: What’s happening?!
Dy: Oh, hi! Are you done taking a dump?
Hy:…what the hell are you saying…?