Hi Hi! Everyone! Alstroemeria here! Everyone calls me Alstroe! I am 16 years old!
Ehehehe!~ This is embarrassing but to tell you the truth, at the age of 8 my parents threw me out of home! Papa and Mama have this apologetic face.
I was sad you know, but I steeled myself and goes forward!
Teehee!~ I found a temple for monks to train!~ they are willing to take me in! Can you believe that? I can eat food here!
Ehehe!~ I smelled the stew the head monk is cooking and I am already drooling.
At first, the head monk was so happy he said to me
“Little Alstroe, the donations we receive increased ten folds since you came here!”
“WAH! Then head monk, you can cook something more delicious?!”
“Of course! For this cute Little Alstroe!”
Heehee! I was called cute!~ That made me embarrassed.
In our temple, most monks training ends at the age of 18 and sets out to pursue this “cause for someone” ehh. I’m sorry, I don’t really understand~
Head Monk seems eager and wanted me to pursue this “cause for someone” at the age of twelve.
Eh? Am I being thrown out here? Why why?!
“I’m sorry Little Alstroe but, for the past years that you lived here, we have already rebuilt the temple eight times already. We can still take that, but you have been breaking the bones of the other monks here in battle or not. They are all afraid of you!”
“Eh? I somehow can’t really refute to head monk!”
“Well, I am really sorry. You can drop by here though if you want to eat my dishes!”
That’s how I got thrown out of the temple! I somehow learned many things even though I am an idiot you know?! I can straight fast for one month!
Hehehe!~ Amazing right? There are this ugly monsters that sometimes attack me at my journey, I really don’t know what I can get out of them, though.
Sis Cecille a guild receptionist came to me out of nowhere! She fed me and brought me wonderful clothes! She said I was a cute find so she splurged money on me!
After that, I became an adventurer! I can’t do well in dungeons though~ it will always collapse at the sight of the first monster!
Sis Cecille got angry too when I mowed down some trees in my battles with some monsters in the elven forest. She is always scolding me but I know it is for my own good!
I tried partying up with some adventurers too! At first, many people were coming with me! But you know what? They will always go like
“HYAAAAAH!”
Or
“GYAAAH!”
After partying with many people, they gradually left me.
Muh!~ sorry for being an idiot!!
That is why Sis Cecille right now, will only give me subjugation commissions. Ehehe~ I got to fight a lot of strong monsters you know?
There was also an emergency quest one time where a burning rock was falling from the sky .
Eh?
Everyone is running? It doesn’t look so tough at all you know?
Putting strength in my legs, I soared up high in the sky in the direction of where the rock is falling. Then when I got closer, I kick it. A large sigil appeared. I knew what I should say that time:
“Avidya Severance! Destroyer of the Seventh Hell”
The large rock crumble and was blown away to the sea!
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See, it’s not that tough you know?
Hey~ why are guys looking at me like that?
After that, I got a lot more subjugation commission. They will always make me go to either the Valley of the Ancients or in Land of Mana Gathering you know.
I fought really large monsters there! But somehow, these days, monsters are not so tough you know?
Like, they just die with a simple kick.
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Ehehehe!~ Guess what! I got a new dress from Sis Cecille! She said it is made of dragon fiber! She wants me to use this because my clothes are always in a sorry state whenever I do a subjugation quests.
I really don’t need any armor, though, a dragon once caught me in his mouth, dragon-chan writhed in pain because of a toothache.
Right now I am in a magical beast dragon like subjugation. I am currently camping at the desert of Valley of the Ancients. From time to time, I will do this meditation without reasons.
Eh? Here it comes! A black dragon as big as the mansion in the town harbor!
I was about to jump when I remembered something.
Sis Cecille said that if I do this, I can’t control the power of my kick so I sometimes send the monsters flying into nowhere.
Sorry Sis Cecille!! I didn’t think the dragon last time will fly so high in the sky that it didn’t even return you know?!
So I jump an altitude higher than the dragon then did a spinning ax kick in its face.
BLAGDUUUM!
That made a spectacular sound!
Uwaah, the dragon face became ugly.
Ah...
I remembered something.
Sis Cecille told me to subjugate a dragon in the land of mana gathering rather than the usual place!
Eeeee…
I slowly walk away from this one and run!!!
From the valley of ancients, I traveled to the border of human and elves continent where the port harbor is located! It does not even take me a week to travel by running you know!
I can carry two horse at my back at still run several times faster than a horse!!
I shouldn’t run too fast, though, Sis Cecille scolded me because it mowed down some trees.
It was a good night! I feel alive at night running you know!?
I kick monsters who gets in my way.
I’m gonna get scolded by Sis Cecille again because I killed the wrong dragon.
The dress I got from Sis Cecille is incredible you know! It doesn’t break or get tattered.
I remembered her saying it is imbued with magic and has strong temperature resistance. I really don’t care about the effects, though.
As I was running through the woods, I heard a cute squel~
Eh! it is more like pleading for help!! EH!
I followed the voice of the one asking for help.
“PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME! PLEASE SAVE ME! NO! PLEASE TURN BACK!”
The voice just now sounds really desperate and sad.
I saw it! A little girl being pushed down by something ugly!
I kicked the ground without thinking anything!
Even though I am an idiot! I know when help is needed!
I shouted from the bottom of my lungs!
“ORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
My feet landed on the ugly thing’s face blasting half of his entire body then I kick the remaining part to the forest!
EH!?
SOME TREES GOT MOWED DOWN AGAIN?
Sorry again Sis Cecille!
I then faced the little girl.
Ah! Cute!~
But she is in a sorry state. Her eyes looked like it lost its light and she was shivering.
I then ask her
“Is it cold little girl?”
“…”
“Here, I will give you a hug!”
Ehehe! I am an idiot, but I remembered Sis Cecille saying a cute find!
So is this my cute find myself?
Ehehehe!~
I smiled at the thought. I embraced and buried the little girl in my chest.