“I am Ichirou! Please to meet you all. I do kendo for sport! I am a college student taking law! My dream is to become a lawyer that will defend the people in the name of righteousness!”
Now, how did it come to this?
It seems Violetta doesn’t mind it.
In fact, Violetta and King Fon is amused.
No, shouldn’t we be serious here?
“Before I was pulled into this world, I was about to get ready to wear my training equipment in kendo, then I was pulled in by this strange light”
The king is looking at him with amazement. Ok, let’s play, [what expression is the king making!!]
The next one to stand up is the big breasted woman. The king looks intently at her. Nope, he is definitely not staring at her breasts(lies).
“I am Baccara. I am not going to say anything about what I am doing back in our world. But unlike most virgins here, I am greatly experienced in bed!~”
“Virgins?”
The otaku guy explodes.
“Yes yes, you reek the smell of a male who only plays with his hand, while I, unlike you, not a virgin.”
“Ugh”
Huehuehue!
This talk is R-18.
For some reason the king is snorting quietly, trying not to laugh. He looks at Baccara now with sympathy.
After the two bicker, it was jersey’s turn.
“Pleased to meet all of you, everyone. I am Rose…”
“Oh, are you a student in a middle of gym class when you were pulled?
“Please don’t make fun of me, I am a physical fitness education teacher and already at the age of twenty-seven!”
She blurted out her age!
What? Twenty Seven?
Teacher? You don’t look like one.
“Hou, you seem to be the type of teacher that always made fun out of your students”
“Please don’t say it like that, Ugh, the trauma from the dodgeball is coming back!”
Ah...
Punk is making fun of her, teasing her about her appearance. It’s cute, though.
“Well, I’ll stop for now, just be sure to be strict with them. It’s not good if women get stressed out too much you know. It will also put the reputation of us punks to a kid level so I’ll have you show them who is the boss”
“… You are actually pretty nice and caring Mito.”
“Wah!? Are you and idiot? Why are you calling me nice? I..I am street punk you know! So I hate teachers like you!”
Huehuehue!
When Rose made a brilliant smile and said those words to Mito, he became flustered! Seeing a shy shy guy is an interesting sight. It seems King Fon is amused.
“I am Mito Akai! Remember that! I am really a bad ass punk you know!”
“Mito, Mito!~ What are you doing before you got pulled?”
“I was helping an old woman carry her stuff…..”
“Ehehehe!~ Mito!~ Mito!~”
“Don’t say my name many times old hag!”
“Mito!~”
Such exchanged were made. It was kind of heartwarming. The king is looking at them with loosened expression. It seems we found compatible people within this group.
Ahaha...
They got close very fast.
Mito is currently pulling Rose cheeks apart.
Just, for now, Mito please don’t say old hag, Violetta twitched at the word. She seems sensitive to it.
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“How nice… Oh, I am next. Please call me Kouta! I am an Otaku! But also at the same time, I am a military soldier at service!
The introduction was short but the king made an “ooh” sound like he didn’t expect that.
“Soldier? Military? An Otaku like you?!”
“Hehehe! We are actually a family of soldiers! My grandfather was a general you know!
“Wh- what are you doing before you got pulled?”
“Eh? Watching anime at my Villa in Europe”
Baccara asked those questions. She is smiling bitterly. I, somehow guessed what's Baccara’s true nature.
“I am Mana. Best regards. I was pulling out an all nighter overtime at my work when I got pulled”
That’s so short!
Somehow the place became gloomy because of her!
No one dared to ask any questions. The king and Violetta were looking at each other, then nodded.
It looks like they decided something firmly what to do and what not to do.
“Sup, I am Shun. Shun only”
“What were you doing when you got pulled?”
“I was about to get my thirty billion from an online stock market.”
Eh?This NEET?
I am tired of retorting in my mind.
He is, by far, most outrageous.
The king looks complacent, though. It seems Ichirou is asking the “What were you doing…” routine.
“Dreg, here”
“Um, Dreg-san, what were you doing before you got pulled?”
“I was feeding a Koala that we rescued from poachers. I am an Environmental and Wildlife head of the rescue team.”
No way!
I judge people at insight and that's bad!
Somehow we are pulled together with some big shots.
The king gave a poker face. He seems bewildered, though.
Oh, it is the twin’s turn now.
““We are the Murayama Twins! Shoukou and Shouta! We are exorcists!””
“What were you guys doing before you got pulled?”
“”......””
Don’t stay quiet!
Don’t blush!
That’s a bad implication you know!
Even Ichirou is getting a bad vibe about this.
Before they could muster up the courage to say anything, Ichirou spoke fast! Nice!
“Um! Ruri! Please introduce yourself!”
“Hi! Hi! Ruri here! I can also be called a local idol you know?!”
“What were you doing-“
“Beating up punks!”
“Yes?!”
“Beating up punks!”
What?
The king looks like his jaw would drop too.
Beating up punks.
We know that it is plausible if the macho man said it. but you?
“Um…what kind of an idol do that?”
“I am an Idol Delinquent!”
What is that?!
Are you trying to be funny?
Is it your stage name?!
I somehow got mentally tired with all of these internal monologs. Of course, no one pursued the weird answer.
It is listless turn. He is currently dead. Ichirou called to him.
“Um… Susanoo…”
Is his name Susanoo? What a grand name!
Ah, he woke up.
“Good…morning… Susanoo… here….ugh…”
“Su-Susanoo-san, what were you doing before getting pulled?”
“Ah..I just finished an assassination”
“Um…what do you mean??”
“I am…a hit man… you know…. Paid to kill people…ah, I had my 324th Victim you know…”
The king paled.
I paled.
Everyone did.
Eh?
I sat beside the most dangerous out of all of them?!
The king kept glancing at me like a big brother worried for his little sister.
I too am getting really scared.
This listless guy, Susanoo, wouldn’t anyone expected to be. I…I tried to stand up.
“Don’t worry, I am…. fond of children, if someone asks me to kill a child, …I kill the requester instead.”
He patted my head lazily. It only made me feel so cold at my feet. I reflexively sat down. Although he seemed to be saying the truth, I am still at unease you know.
Ah...
King Fon is sweating like a river. I can feel Violetta is readying for a magic at any time.
Then with a “THUD” he fell down sleeping. I breathe in relief. Even the king did. My body reflexively goes to him while shaking.
He started rubbing my head to calm me down.
After I calmed down, Ichirou timidly asks looking at me and the king.
“Um... I don’t think we can continue now can we?”
I shake my head in defiance. I want to be fair to them after all. Even if I shy away, I need to tell something. I muster up my courage and started speaking.
“Asagao…please call me Asagao... nice meeting you.”
I kind of did it. Ichirou then timidly asks again.
“What are you doing before you got pulled?”
Hm? What again? Ah, yes. That event.
“T-terrorists…attacked our ship”
The room becomes so cold.
I can feel it.
They are directing their stares at me worriedly. Even the king is now uneasy.
“What about your mother and father?”
Hm?
Well since I don’t have one since growing up. I think it is fine to tell them. I made a smile conveying them I am okay.
“I don’t have mother and father. I grew up without parents. I was raised in an orphanage.”
Eh?
It feels like it the temperature becomes zero degrees. Even the king start tearing up.
“King Fon, I am sorry, this is plenty enough”
“Poor little girl.”
“What a strong child! Even without mama and papa.”
“Asagao! Please think of us as your family too!”
Such words were said!
Why am I being pitied?!
Then, Ichirou remembered something.
“Ah, there is still the maid!”
“Oh my, I was planning to stay in the background.”
“Please introduce yourself.”
The maid goes to the center. She faced the king. I felt the menacing aura. She curtsied in the most elegant manner.
“Please to meet everyone here. Please to meet with you, Your Majesty, Miss Violetta and Old Man Ishta!”
Ishtal?! Ah..
The old man was remembered that he was about to burst into tears.
“Your Majesty, as I arrived here, I was anxious about something to a degree that I was sweating profoundly.”
“Please, voice out your opinion”
“Filthy.”
“ah?”
“I can sense that the back side of your throne to the left has dust. I am proud to say that I can sense dust and filth within the residence I am to live. Also, your maid and servants are clumsy as they are. The food tastes good but not great, it was not elegantly served. The room I was escorted has filth that was not cleaned. There was even spot in the restroom that are not even polished. Filthy. I awaken early when the sun has not peek yet to mapped the whole castle.”
“Ah. I… deeply apologize if my castle does not reach your standard.”
“I am not finished yet, Your Majesty!”
“Continue”
“The worst part has yet to come. It is… the library.”
Oh?! Violetta twitched. She has despair written all over her face.
“The library is seething with dust. Filthy. The books are scattered left and right. Filthy. The books are not properly cared. Filthy. Most of all, unsanitary people sleep here and there. FILTHY.”
Violetta is about to burst into tears. She can’t fight back. She looks so cute, though.
“From now on, while I am staying here, I shall retrain every servants and maid in this filth of a castle! I don’t want anyone’s health declining because of it. Especially this little miss here.”
She grandly announces.
She is scarier than the listless guy.
For Violetta that is.
But she seems gentle to me. Ichirou asks the last question.
“What are you doing before got pulled here?”
“Oh my, I was at the funeral of my last master. Being summoned here saves me the trouble for my next employment.”
I retract back my last statement. She might be as dangerous as the listless guy.