Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~
Hy: Another chapter of bullshittery…
Dy: Woah, Miss Hydrangea, right off the bat…
Nil: Leave it Dylan…more importantly, we have another segment! It’s our chance to make up for the lack of spotlight! Also, I can’t wait to have our own animation.
Hy: We won’t.
Nil: Our own…comic?
Hy: Not happening…
Nil: D-Doujin?
Hy: Not a chance.
Dy: Well, well, I say, it’s not all that bad…
Hy: Don’t give me that crap…Can’t we just have regular, normal, and sane chapter?
Nil: That won’t do Hy! The author has his lazy days too! As such, this chapter which is super short, only need some smack lines and adlib scenarios is the best to fill in!
Hy: That doesn’t make sense…
Nil: Everything doesn’t make sense! Also, Hy, please mind your words from now on…especially those…foul language…
Hy: You mean whenever I say *beep*…
Nil: That! That! You see, you got bleeted by the author…
Dy: Do you think the same rule will apply to the succeeding chapters?
Nil: No one knows! Actually, *beep*, *beep*, and *beep* can’t be said now.
Hy: I didn’t understand anything but beep.
Dy: Why do we have such rule now?
Nil: Well, we don’t want to attract the attention of the mods, right?
Dy: The mods?
Hy: Those who moderate the website.
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Dy: Ah, those guys…
Nil: We really never get flagged or reported before, however, let’s proceed cautiously.
Hy: We don’t have to get worried about that. Do you think some moderators will just casually read a novel like this?
Nil: That’s a little painful to hear but yeah, I don’t think mods have any interest in this novel. So I think we really don’t have a reason to stop cussing.
Dy: But think about it, what if they are spying us?
Hy: You don’t expect those mods to read every chapter released hourly. That’s too much for them or rather, why the *beep* would they do that?
Nil: So…the mods are lazy?
Dy: Maybe? Maybe so?
Hy: What I am saying is…that’s so much hassle. In short, no mods are going to read this, specifically, I don’t think any mods can see or will see this chapter.
Nil: Well, what are we waiting for? I mean, let’s go on a cussing spree! Also, sorry to the mods.
Dy: Lord Nil, are you forgetting something?
Hy: This is a new segment, idiot. We should call over our guest.
Nil: Well said my underlings!
Dy: Gahahaha!
Hy:…I’m tired of this.
Nil: Let’s welcome today’s guest, Asagao’s self proclaimed lover, the fox girl who has love MC ever since they met, Higanbana!
Nil:……
Dy:……
Hy:……
Nil: Uhh…
Dy: Where is she?
Hy: Miss Higanbana, please do make your appearance.
Higan: I’m here.
Nil: Oooh! That’s good! I thought you really bailed out.
Higan:……
Dy: Hey, little foxy, do you have some hobbies?
Higan:……
Nil: Why aren’t you answering me? Hey...you psychopathic lesbo!
Dy: Lord Nil, please hold your emotions back.
Hy: Little Higan, how do you do?
Higan: I don’t feel well today, especially in this chapter.
Dy: Why is that?
Higan:……
Nil:Ah…this *beep*… she won’t talk unless it’s a woman she is talking to!
Hy: Ah, so that’s how it is. Maybe this chapter isn’t that bad.
Higan: Miss Hy, I am thankful that even with all of these people around, you stayed almost neutral.
Hy: You praise me too much.
Higan: Now that I take a closer look at you, Miss Hydrangea, you’re…so pretty. I’d say, not as much as Asagao but, you are quite charming.
Hy: I’ll take any compliment available, especially when you are with this people every single day.
Higan: Also, your lips look like a fresh picked strawberry.
Hy: Keep it coming…
Higan: Your beautiful skin that seems like snow has piled up on it looks so smooth that I want to caress it.
Hy: Y-Yeah…
Higan: Your fragrant and smooth hair that seems like a made of thin and silky thread of the highest quality, I want to embed it’s scent in my head.
Hy: Okay…you sound like you are actually flirting with me…
Higan: I don’t sound, I am flirting. Asagao won’t mind if I have one or two affair, after all, it’s your fault for being there.
Hy: Wait…stop right there. I don’t swing that way. I’m…straight…
Higan: So is spaghetti until it becomes wet.
Hy: Where are you touching?!
Higan: Just a little…haa…haa…w-whiff of you…or just…a…a…a little touching…
Hy: No! Hnngg!
Commence action.
Nil: Dylan…
Dy: Yes, my lord?
Nil: Did you bring a camera or any recorder?
Dy: I can make a whole pictorial set.
Nil: We’re making millions out of this…
Dy: I’m on it! Recording!
Nil: W-Wait…T-That’s all folks! We are closing now!
Dy: M-My Lord, the action is getting intense!
Nil: I-I know! Off! Off with the show! Also, this is non-canon so don’t get any crazy ideas!
End.y:Hy