Chapter 82: Wet Works With Rem.

(Selenia’s POV)

It was… stupidly fast to reach Rem’s side. In fact, it took less than a day to reach her. If we flew here, it would have probably only taken a week at most to reach her. Instead, my wives and I flirted…

Eh, I don’t regret it at all. Besides, Rem surely didn’t mind much, as it gave her time of her own to flirt with her wife.

Rem: “You know… I was joking about you four taking so long… I blame you for this, Selenia.” She said with a sigh.

Selenia: “You can’t blame me.” I reply.

Rem: “Why not?” She asked.

Selenia: “My wives are the dominant ones. If they could hold themselves back and not push me up on any tree that so happens to be, and I quote, “A tree perfect for making out with Selenia on!” as well as sexing me in the tent all night, every night, then we would have gotten here very fast.” I explain.

Rem: “…”

Selenia: “…”

Rem: “You’re asking me to blame three beings that could snap their fingers and instantly kill me. Frankly, it’s not like I could stop you all from flirting.” She replied with a laugh.

Selenia: “…”

That nonchalantness is odd. Rem was glowing, so she probably just had sex with her wife before coming here. As for her wife, she was hiding out in their base, according to Rem. She is so protective of that woman…

Selenia: “Rem… how many times did you and your wife have sex?” I ask.

Rem: “I won’t answer that. What? How many times have you wives made you orgasm before reaching this point? Please don’t ask embarrassing question that you yourself wouldn’t answer.” She jokingly replied.

Selenia: “I lost count on the 500th orgasm…” I admit.

Rem: “…cough…” She fake coughed.

That was the fakest cough that I’ve ever damn heard! She literally just said “cough”… Damn, she is good.

Resoria: “You three have played with each other enough. Let’s get this over with.” She said with a stern tone.

Rem: “Good idea. Like promised, you four will help me kill the current leader and take his place, and then I will overlook you four wanting to take over the world, right?” She replied.

Selenia: “Tis the plan, dear wise Paladin friend of ours.” I answered with a joking curtsy.

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Rem: “…Look, just don’t kill any other Paladins, okay? Beat the shit out of them until they can’t get back up, sure. But please do not kill them.” She pleaded.

Zella: “Don’t worry. We were planning on just putting them to sleep with magic. But since you’ve agreed to let us beat them half to death, we shall not fail you on this point.” She said with a happy tone.

Rem: “…Cirilia, could you rein them in, please?” She asked with a desperate tone and expression.

Cirilia: “Nope. I find their antics to be very entertaining.” She denied with a cold tone expected of her.

Rem: “…”

Sorry, Rem. We’re the crazy overpowered assholes who you’ve decided to back and get help from. You have no one else to blame for this besides yourself. That being said, let us go slaughter… beat half to death your fellow Paladins!!!

Hours Later.

The dungeon was filled with blood… No gore, as we didn’t kill anyone. But that didn’t mean that we spared them at all. We will just choose to ignore the smile on Rem’s face every time we beat one of her fellow Paladins.

Selenia: “Why are you so happy about this?” I ask with a curious tone.

Yeah, sorry. I am a flimsy girl who goes back on her words that were spoken only in her head. I was curious, so sue me! Even if I lost, I could just kill you, the police, the military, and the judge that ruled me guilty for good measure. Heh…

Rem: “I take no pleasure in this. But letting them get their asses beat to hell and back will be good for them.” She answered.

Resoria: “How so?” She asked.

Rem: “Once a Paladin loses a fight, they tend to want to get stronger. Here we are, raiding the main HQ of the Paladins, and they can do nothing at all to stop us.” She explained.

Ah, so Paladins are cockroaches? Good to know… But could they survive a nuke? Probably not.

More Time Later.

Eventually, we found the location of the leader. He was a pudgy man, who looked nothing like a Paladin at all. Why the fuck did they let him control their group for so long? He is clearly unfit for this position.

Rem: “Today, I shall kill you and take over the Paladins for good.” She exclaimed.

Man Whose Name I Don’t Care About as he is Going to Die by Rem’s Hands Very Soon: “Dammit… That trick with Princess Selenia all those years ago should have worked…” He said with a defeated scoff.

Rem: “Thankfully it didn’t. Instead, I got a good relationship with Princess Resoria and Selenia.” She happily gloated.

Man Whose (omitted): “…”

Rem: “Any last words?” She asked.

Selenia: “Yo, Rem. I am going to go over there in the corner to flirt and make out with my wives, okay?” I say with a smile.

Rem: “This is supposed to be an amazing moment for me, Selenia. Not a time for you to flirt with your wives once again!” She yelled in annoyance.

Selenia: “Isn’t it more of a memorable this way?” I reply.

Rem: “…”

Selenia: “I, Princess Selenia, will go make out with my sister, Princess Resoria, Cirilia Sarns, and the ancient witch Zella. All while you kill this evil man who defiled the creed of your order. This is one for the history books, Rem.” I say with a proud tone.

Rem: “Can’t I just omit the kissing part?” She pleaded.

Resoria: “Try it, sure. But we will kill you for doing so. Make sure that order of which we kiss Selenia is properly recorded, okay, Rem?” She said with a serious tone.

Rem: “…”

Rem usually wasn’t the kind of person who would torture someone to death. But this man had done many evil things in his life. Rem, a true Paladin to the core, believes that, besides death, some other punishment besides death is needed for this case. Rape of women being his most common crime that commits.

While Rem castrated the man whose name I didn’t know, I was straddling Resoria’s waist, with my arms wrapped around her neck, and my legs locked around her waist. She kissed me while holding me up, just like with the tree.

This went on for each of my wives. Unfortunately, Zella got too aroused and started to undress me. Though, she luckily only stopped at exposing my breasts for her to play with while she kissed me deeply. If it wasn’t for Rem being in the room, they would have stripped me then and there and taken me for hours upon hours…