Chapter 79: I Found my Wives, and Someone Else!?

(Selenia’s POV)

Dana: “I am now confident that your wives are alive, but why did they leave so many researchers and monsters for us to kill? Are they careless, or do they not care about you?” She asked with a concerned tone.

Selenia: “Oh, they left them alive all because they do care about me.” I reply.

Dana: “Selenia… what does that mean?” She asked with a sigh.

Selenia: “I have a lot of blood lust that I need to expend. They left things alive for me to kill so that I could try to quench that need of mine to fulfill my blood lust.” I explain with a nonchalant shrug.

Dana: “…”

Selenia: “I am sure that, if they knew that you were tagging along with me, they wouldn’t have left so many things for us to kill.” I say with a sigh.

Dana: “Us? What do you mean by that? You’ve been the one to kill everything!!! I haven’t been able to lift a single finger this entire time…” She said with a tone of defeat.

Selenia: “That’s not true.” I deny.

Dana: “Huh? Unless I am going insane, I haven’t killed anything at all.” She replied with a head tilt.

Selenia: “You killed that one researcher pretty well. Ah, I won’t soon forget the sight of you dismembering him alive while you had an angry look on your face.” I reply with a cheeky tone.

Dana: “…”

With silence being abundant, most likely as Dana was getting tired of me being cheeky, we continued to walk around the lab. Trying to find my wives. At this point, I am sure that Dana fully believes my words now.

Looking through various rooms, all that we found were bodies, or those creatures. That is to say, we found nothing of any interest to us at all. Though, it seems that Dana was fidgety. What’s wrong with her? Does she need to pee?…

Selenia: “Do you need to use the restroom, or something?” I ask with a concerned tone.

Dana: “What? Ah, no, I am fine. I am just worried about leaving all this research intact.” She replied while looking at the papers strewn about the room that we were in.

Selenia: “See that spell up there on the wall?” I ask.

Dana: “I see it. That magic circle looks to have been placed there recently.” She answered.

Selenia: “That spell is a bomb. It wouldn’t matter if we were halfway across the world, we, I mean, my wives and I, could set off those spells at any time.” I explain.

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Dana: “…”

Selenia: “You saw that pretty much each room had one of those spells in them, right? Once we leave this place, we will blow this horrible lab, and the unholy research within it, to dust.” I say with a laugh.

Dana: “…”

Selenia: “Like I said, my wives absolutely came to this place completely on purpose.” I say with a gloating tone.

Dana: “That so? How interesting…” She replied with a deadpan tone and expression.

Darn… she isn’t that surprised anymore. I guess that I ended up breaking her mind? That’s a great shame. Dana was so fun to tease with my absurdness. Should I take responsibility for ruining her mind, just like my wives did for ruining my own pretty little mind that now only thinks of them and them alone?…

Dana: “…Can we take a break?” She asked.

Selenia: “Sure. Though, it isn’t exactly the best place to rest… Ah, there we go.” I agree, before using cleaning magic to clean up the bloodstained room.

Now it looked perfectly clean, and you wouldn’t be able to guess that some horrible, horrible, and gory event transpired in this room not that long ago. That is, if you didn’t see it beforehand…

Sitting on a decently comfy chair, Dana was sitting on one as well. I wasn’t at all tired, but Dana was just an Elf. She didn’t have the crazy reserves that blessed people like my wives had.

Selenia: “Want some jerky?” I ask.

Dana: “…Despite the horribly gory place that we’re in, I would like some, yes. Thanks…” She said with a groan, before taking a handful of jerky that I gave her.

Selenia: “Food will always make you feel better, I know this for a fact.” I say with a warm tone.

Dana: “Well… all my friends are dead… Is there anything else that makes you happy? This jerky isn’t really doing anything for me at the moment…” She asked.

Selenia: “Killing a bunch of…” She cut my words off.

Dana: “Besides killing, that is!” She exclaimed.

Selenia: “Oh… then there is one other thing.” I say with a thinking pose.

Dana: “What is it?” She asked with a curious gaze.

Selenia: “Having sex with, and or being pampered by my wives.” I answer with a bright smile.

Dana: “…”

Fuck yeah!!! Now, that is a resounding reaction that she just gave me!!! I knew that I had one good reaction left to get out of this dear elf! Does me making a joking in light of the death of her friends make me an asshole? Probably. But I have no regrets for doing so, none at all!!!

Then, after death glaring at me for a decent bit, the cute elf woman started to laugh a lot. Oh, no… I must have really broke her mind this time. I am such a sinner of a woman…

Selenia: “Are you okay? You didn’t lose your mind, right?” I ask with a nervous tone.

Dana: “Oh, I am very much sane, Selenia.” She quickly denied, rubbing the tears from her eyes that appeared due to her laughter.

Selenia: “…”

Dana: “My friends are dead, but I still managed to find their bodies, and I will be able to properly bury them. And, even though I cannot be your wife, I am sure that I can meet another woman like you in the future.” She explained.

Selenia: “I am sure that you will. You’re a very beautiful and wonderful woman, Dana.” I agree with a smile.

Dana: “Thank you for cheering me up. I appreciate it greatly.” She said with a smile of her own.

With that, we continued to have our small break in peace. I kinda wonder what my wives are doing at the moment? This place was big, but not big enough to where we shouldn’t have seen them coming yet.

An Hour Later.

Dana: “Alright, let’s go find your wives. Keep in mind, I am still on the fence about Zella being your wife, or even if she is here.” She proposed.

Selenia: “She is, don’t worry about that. You should instead just worry about what I will soon ask of you when I win this bet of ours.” I reply with a hearty laugh.

Dana: “…”

After walking for an hour or so, we came across a new place. It seemed to be the end of this lab. That is, unless there is more after this room. Opening the door, I saw my wives, which I was greatly happy about.

Though, I was stopped dead in my tracks, as they were fighting some man. He looked to be decently strong, but my wives weren’t fighting seriously at all. Wait… that face, those evil eyes, is that fucking Minister Zaid!?…