Chapter 73: Slaughtering Pigs.

(Selenia’s POV)

With more than eight hours left in the day, this challenge was rigged in my favor by my wives. Sure, they called it a reward. But it was more of a new play that they wanted to do, but they just didn’t want to admit it directly.

Since I had so much time to kill, I went at my own pace. Not thinking about hurrying up, or anything like that. Though, the pleasure wasn’t fully there. The blood from these pig creatures was disgusting.

The smell was horrible, and so was the stench. All in all, this didn’t feel as good as killing people does. Which makes me sound like a crazy person… Regardless, whenever any blood got on me, I would just use cleaning magic.

Mana is something that is very limited for most people. Only witches and blessed beings can use magic wantonly and as they please. I feel like I could fire off a few hundred of my most powerful spells without ever running out of mana.

Cleaning magic basically costs no mana to use, as well. As such, I can use it probably a few hundred thousand times before I ever get even a little close to running out of mana.

It’s not like Mana is easy to use, and that magic is easy to learn. It really isn’t. Simple magic, such as cleaning magic, most people with Mana can learn. But it took four entire years of Zella teaching me to get to this point.

Orc: “Oink!” He exclaimed before I cut his head off.

Ah? So they do oink… Unlike most fantasy worlds in novels, these were the pig kind of orcs. The large, fat and pink ones, I mean. All in all, they weren’t fun to look at all, and they were honestly far less fun to kill.

Monsters in this world aren’t that fun to kill, it seems. Probably only humans and dragons would be. Speaking of dragons, where the heck is Semi? I haven’t seen her in many years. What the fuck!?

Semi: “Selenia! I am here to save you!” She exclaimed in my head, breathing on a bunch of orcs in my path.

Selenia: “…”

Semi: “?”

Selenia: “I don’t need help. I am just having fun. I appreciate the care, but do you really think that these stinky orcs are a fight for me?” I ask in my head.

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Semi: “…So you’re saying that I came here for no reason? That spell I put on you was wasted…” She said with a sigh.

Selenia: “Yeah, so it seems.” I reply with a shrug.

Semi: “Where is Cirilia? I haven’t seen her in so long.” She asked.

Selenia: “Ah, they’re watching me somewhere around this area.” I answer.

Semi: “Watching, not helping you? Why? Did you upset them?” She asked with a concerned tone.

Selenia: “No? If I kill all these orcs within a day, they will reward me.” I reply.

Semi: “What kind of reward? Some item, or something?” She asked with a curious tone.

Selenia: “Sex.” I answer with a deadpan tone.

Semi: “…I am leaving. I didn’t realize that you already married Cirilia. I pray that you have happy lives together. Please do invite me to the wedding.” She replied with a sigh.

Selenia: “I will.” I reply.

With Semi gone, I can go back to dealing with the orcs as I please. Luckily, I doubt that Semi was seen. As I had lied to her face. A while back, my wives informed me that they would go ahead to the next town and wait for me there.

After all, I still preferred to be in a private room to have sex. And they respected that aspect of me. So they just went to get an inn room and wait for me inside it. It was nice to see that they already were certain that I would succeed.

Hours Later.

Blood and pig gore littered the ground. The piles of dismembered orc bodies littered the battlefield like I was painting with them. A very nice sight, in my mind. As fucked up as that sounded…

With a smile, I left the scene of the slaughter and went on my way. I do have my lovely wives waiting for me; you know. How can I resist such a reward from them? They seemingly realized that I have been a little miffed that I ended up being a complete bottom…

As I walked, I felt the presence of someone. Looking around, I quickly found a woman hiding behind a tree. She hadn’t noticed that I found her out, which was good. Quickly, I appeared behind her and locked her arms behind her back.

Selenia: “Who are you to watch me play around?” I ask with a cheeky tone.

Elf: “…”

That’s right. The woman that I apprehended was an elf. Very beautiful. But I will not be swayed by her beauty. My wives are just as, if not more, beautiful than this woman was. She is still pretty cute, though.

Selenia: “Speak, or I will kill you. Do not test me.” I say with a serious tone.

Elf: “Forgive me… I was just entranced by your power and skill.” She admitted.

Selenia: “Entranced?” I reply with a confused tone.

Elf: “To be able to even hold me down like this… it is very attractive, I will admit.” She continued.

Selenia: “Sorry. I am already taken.” I quickly say, letting her go in the process.

Elf: “Taken? What do you mean?” She asked after turning around and looking at me.

Selenia: “I already have three wives, and I will not be taking any more women as a wife in this life.” I reply.

Elf: “That’s a shame…” She said with a sigh.

Selenia: “For you, that is.” I cheekily reply.

Elf: “…”

Selenia: “Anyway, I will be leaving. My wives are waiting for me in town. I hope that you find a good wife to marry, eventually.” I say, waving her goodbye as I walk away.

The woman didn’t follow me, which was good. It would be annoying if she tried to pursue me even after I told her that I was taken. I know… if I was a normal protagonist in some novel, I would just stick around her for which an interesting story will unfold.

But who gives a shit about that? When it comes to a random story, and having fun with my wives, I would pick my wives over that adventure any day. Now, if you will excuse me, my wives are waiting and surely wet for me in town…