“Kyle McChief.” Taylor says as he types out the name on his phone. “Got your name now.” He says.

“There you are, you bugger.” Taylor says as he looks at Kyle's profile. “Fuck, it's private. I guess send a friend request…” He says unwillingly. “I'll find you, prick. And you better watch out…” Taylor says with determination.

But then he thought of those red eyes and a cold sweat appeared on his forehead. Can I really fight a vampire though? He asks himself. They can't be that tough, right? I'm at least pretty high on the food chain as a cultivator, right? Taylor asks himself.

“Maybe I really should start a gang…” Taylor begins to wonder.

“Cultivator gang doesn't sound so bad.” He thinks aloud.

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“What do you want?” The cultivator from Backwater City asks through the phone.

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“I’m wondering if you knew any cultivator trading places around here.” Taylor tries to ask.

“What? I don't think there's anything around there. Just do it online. It's much easier that way. I'll send you a link. If that's all you can piss off.” The man says nonchalantly.

“Well.. ugh… I was wondering what I should be trading with. I don't have much. Is there a way I could trade money for cultivator stones or something?” Taylor asks.

“What? Cultivator stones? What the fuck are you talking about? How would stones be useful to a cultivator? Trade what you got. I hear you've been cultivating some Spiritual Water. Trade that. But that's not going to be worth much. Try cultivating some plants. That could be worth it. And send me a peach while you're at it for wasting my time.” The man says over the phone.

“Ugh… Okay… Thanks…” Taylor responds before hanging up.

“How the fuck do you grow peaches?” Taylor asks himself before beginning to look it up.

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Peaches? What kind of peaches? What kind of energy are you cultivating it with? I don't want any of that dark element shit. That would be fucking gross.

Fuck, I don't know. The regular kind of energy. They're peaches. At least they'll taste good.

Neutral energy? Fuck, alright. What do you want for it.

I need a weapon. I'll take what you've got.

Fuck, a weapon? I don't got much. I have a weight stone, I guess. It grows heavier with your cultivation energy. If you chuck that shit at someone, it should hurt pretty bad.

Fuck, what's a cultivator going to do with a stone?

Fuck. I guess I also have a Weight Club. It's like the stone but in club form. Lol.

That sounds lame. Give me both and I'll send back 3 peaches.

Okay, it's a deal.