Cutecumber stood over Brazilian Bug Boy and Octopus Man with her glowing red eyes, ready to strike them with her cucumber sword at any moment.
"What are going to do?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked, looking at Kookakoo's lifeless corpse. "Don't worry so much. I'll take Kookakoo to the ER." Octopus Man replied in a reassuring tone.
"Wait there's an ER here?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked. Octopus Man nodded and pulled out a giant ray gun from out of nowhere. "EXTREME RADIATION!" he shouted.
Octopus Man then began blasting Kookakoo with so much radiation, that it was visible from the galaxy. Brazilian Bug Boy covered his eyes and ran off, trying not to get blasted by the radiation.
As he ran, Brazilian Bug Boy bumped into Floran. He looked horrified as he slowly backed away. Floran grabbed his face and threw him as hard as she could.
Brazilian Bug Boy was sent flying into another star system.
Floran turned her attention back to Lusha, still helplessly trapped within the energy chains. Lusha, eating her chips in pure fear, said "So, are you going to kill me or something?"
Floran narrowed her eyes and summoned buzzsaws of pure energy. Lusha looked at the buzzsaws with a shocked expression.
Octopus Man continued using ER on Kookakoo, but it wasn't helping. "This radiation should easily multiply the biscuit cells within Kookakoo. Did she really lose all of her biscuit source?" he thought to himself.
Octopus Man then said, "Cease ER." and the radiation stopped. He then sat down and thought to himself, "There must be a way to bring biscuits back to someone."
Catalina, who was in her SUPER CATALINA form, faced off against the pan-dimensional rhinoceros in a heated battle.
The rhinoceros charged towards Catalina with its horn and struck Catalina in the head, but Catalina's head was made out of extra-dimensional titanium, so it didn't work.
The rhinoceros backed up a bit, and Catalina barked so loud, the rhino's eardrums burst. The rhinoceros let out a deafening meow, as rhinos do.
Catalina then jumped up and, with malicious intent, landing on the rhino's back and started petting it. "Woof woof bark bark." Catalina said.
Translation: You can change your evil ways. It's never too late.
The rhinoceros felt a pang in its chest. It realized it had to become a good person, so it got its life together. It got a job in accounting and started saving up for a real home.
"You're the best worker we've ever had." the rhino's boss said. "I try." the rhino responded.
After many moons, the rhinoceros ran back to where Catalina was and said, "I did it. I got my life on track, and I will never be a bad person again."
Catalina nodded and barked, "Woof woof, bow wow wow."
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Translation: I am very proud of you.
Catalina then breathed sulfuric acid on the rhinoceros, causing it to revert back to Goose Man's hanger. Catalina then ceased to glow and returned to her normal form.
Goose Man ran up to his hanger. After witnessing such a dramatic and emotional event, his eyes returned to normal as well. He picked up his hanger and held it close to his chest. "That was beautiful." he said as tears streamed down his face.
One of the salmon then exploded.
Meanwhile in the vacuum of space, Brazilian Bug Boy was floating around. "Am I really just stuck here forever?" he thought to himself.
Just then, the sun in the center of the star system opened like a door, and Cutecumber flew out of it. Before Brazilian Bug Boy could react, Cutecumber slashed him with her cucumber sword as hard as possible, causing him to crash back down to the planet, creating a massive crater in the process.
"Ow, my spine!" Brazilian Bug Boy wheezed. Cutecumber landed beside him and was about to plunge her sword into his chest.
"Wait! Cutecumber wake up! Don't kill me! Please!" Brazilian Bug Boy begged. Cutecumber's eyes went back to normal. Another salmon exploded.
Brazilian Bug Boy was confused that actually worked. "Wait what?" he said to himself. "I guess all you had to do was ask nicely." Cutecumber responded, shrugging a bit.
"Oh, in that case..." Brazilian Bug Boy said, running up to the sleeping Boomerang. "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey." he said. Boomerang unconsciously whipped him with his tail.
"So, how'd it go?" Cutecumber asked as Brazilian Bug Boy returned to her with a massive dent in his sternum.
Octopus Man was still thinking on ways to revive Kookakoo when Emberlyn walked up to him, dripping from the water of the lake. "Oh hey, Emberlyn." he said, noticing her.
Emberlyn's eyes were still red, and Octopus Man tilted his head a bit. "Oh, you're still mind controlled huh?" Emberlyn simply touched Octopus Man and all of his biscuit source was depleted. He collapsed to the floor.
Floran was using her energy buzzsaws on Lusha's head. "Hey! That really tickles!" Lusha complained. "I feel like I could just die from how much this tickles." she added.
Brazilian Bug Boy and Cutecumber walk up to Lusha. "ARE YOU OKAY?" Cutecumber asked in pure terror, seeing her head be sawed up.
Brazilian Bug Boy looked at the ground to see that not a single hair had been cut from Lusha's head. "I think she's fine." he mumbled.
Floran was growing more irritated and caputed Brazilian Bug Boy and Cutecumber in energy chains as well. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Cutecumber shouted in fear.
Catalina and Goose Man walked up to Octopus Man and Kookakoo who were both lifeless on the floor. "Who could have done this?" Goose Man asked aloud.
Catalina barked and nodded her head towards Emberlyn who was standing right next to them. Goose Man didn't see Emberlyn at first, so her appearance startled him so badly he used his hanger and shot her dead.
Octopus Man then woke up. "Did you just kill Emberlyn?" he asked.
Catalina flew away, not wanting to get involved in this conflict.
"What? Didn't your biscuit source get erased? You should be erased from both existence and nonexistence. How did you wake up?" Goose Man asked in disbelief.
"That gunshot sound was really loud." Octopus Man replied. "Anyway, you killed someone. And it was the only person Floran could stand being around. She's gonna be so pissed at you." he concluded.
In a panicked state, Goose Man pointed his hanger at Floran. "Not if I have anything to say about it." Despite being somewhat far away from her, he managed to shoot Floran directly in the back of the head. Her eyes went normal, and one of the salmon exploded.
Floran fell face-first into the ground, and the chains around Brazilian Bug Boy, Cutecumber, and Lusha disappeared. "WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE!" Cutecumber said in excitement.
Floran stood up, rubbing the back of her head. "Dammit! I forgot Floran was actually insanely durable!" Goose Man said, his eyes widening even more.
Floran turned, her vision a bit blurry. "What even happened?" she asked groggily. Octopus Man walked up to her and said, "You, and everyone else except me, Kookakoo, and Lusha were mind controlled. We helped wake you guys up. Goose Man killed Emberlyn. And now you're awake!"
"Oh okay. That makes sense, WAIT WHAT!" Floran shouted in a mix of disbelief and anger.
"Oh, and Kookakoo is dead and I'm very sad about that." Octopus Man added.