Floran lowered her sword a bit in confusion as she saw that her opponent was a chicken. "You've got to be kidding me." she mumbled under her breath
The chicken clucked as it spread its wings.
Floran walked up to the chicken named Gastronimus and readied herself to plunge her sword into the chicken's back. She didn't really want to kill a random chicken, but she had to if she wanted to continue.
Floran swiftly plunged her sword down, but surprisingly the chicken raised its wing and blocked the sword. Floran was taken aback. Gastronimus' wings were as hard as steel.
Floran lowered her sword and decided she would just step on Gastronimus. She stomped on the chicken, but the chicken was completely unharmed.
"Of course this stupid chicken is actually stupidly strong." Floran said, realizing she should expect the unexpected by now. She picked up Gastronimus, and as she did so she gritted her teeth due to how heavy it was.
She mustered up enough strength to throw Gastronimus to the sky. In this arena, it was night, and she hurled the chicken directly to the moon.
The moon was shattered into four massive pieces due to the force of Floran's throw.
Floran turned back around. "Why haven't I been teleported back yet." she thought to herself.
From the sky, Gastronimus fell back down to the arena. It landed on its feet and was once again, completely unharmed.
Floran rubbed the bridge of her node in frustration. She reached out her hand and summoned energy spikes from the ground to impale Gastronimus. She then summoned energy spears above Gastronimus and sent them down one-by-one. She then summoned energy nukes to blow up Gastronimus. She then summoned a beam of energy from the sky so large that it pierced through several planets just to get to the arena just to strike Gastronimus one more time.
As the dust settled Gastronimus was laying on the ground. It then got up and acted as if nothing had happened.
"AAAH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M TIRED AND JUST WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH!" Floran yelled, finding it hard to keep her sanity. She ran up to Gastronimus and began pummeling it into the ground with violent punches. "JUST DIE ALREADY!" Floran shouted desperately.
She picked up Gastronimus and hurled it towards a wall of the arena, causing a massive crater in the wall. She then spread her wings and flew towards the chicken, picking it up and flying high into the sky.
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When she got high enough to see the atmosphere, she immediately flew back down, piledriving Gastronimus headfirst into the ground.
The arena was in shambles, but the chicken got back up as usual, and clucked a bit.
Floran grabbed her hair and let out a loud scream of rage. She once again summoned her energy sword and struck Gastronimus. Sounds of metal clashing were heard each time she tried to strike the chicken's steel-like body.
"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!" she screamed, her voice cracking from her anger.
The chicken yawned from not feeling any damage.
"DAMN YOU OCTOPUS MAN! IF YOU TOOK THIS SERIOUSLY, WE'D BE DONE WITH THIS ALREADY!" she screamed.
She continued slashing at the chicken even though it was useless. "DAMN YOU MR. FLUFFYPANTS! DAMN YOU KOOKAKOO! DAMN YOU LUSHA!"
"What did I do?" Lusha thought to herself, reading Floran's mind from the dungeon.
Exhaustion was taking over Floran, and she started panting from swinging her sword. "I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER WITH!" she said with one final yell.
Floran was now out of breath and stumbled a bit. She fell to her knees, and her energy sword dissipated. Tears of anger were streaming down her face. Gastronimus walked up to her and raised one of its wings and delivered a powerful slap to Floran.
In an instant, Floran was unconscious. Her eyes opened, and she was back in the dungeon. She rubbed her head in pain.
"FLORAN LOST TO A CHICKEN HAHAHAHA!" Kookakoo taunted. Floran narrowed her eyes. She was too dazed to be angry at the moment. "How did you know that?" she asked in a groggy tone.
"Goose Man turned his hanger into this TV we can watch the events on." Kookakoo replied, pointing to the TV. "Great. Just great." Floran responded sarcastically.
Floran then looked around and asked, "Where's Brazilian Bug Boy."
"While you were unconscious, he was chosen for the next battle." Octopus Man said, his mouth full of biscutis like usual.
Brazilian Bug Boy was in an arena filled with giant pens. He had been wondering around the arena for a while. "Where is my opponent?" he was thinking to himself.
Brazilian Bug Boy then heard a laugh from the distance. "I love to keep people waiting." the voice said. The person jumped out, revealing the next opponent. It was a woman who looked clinically insane. From her neck down to her feet she was covered in white bandages. She even had a bandage covering her right eye. She was also wearing a white patient robe. She had long orange hair that looked very messy.
Brazilian Bug Boy unsheathed his sword. "Who are..." but before he could finish, he felt a sharp pain in his chest. His eyes went wide with pain, and he started coughing up blood.
The crazy-looking woman laughed loudly as she revealed that she had just impaled her chest with a pen. "My name is U-VOL. Sadly, there is no way you can win this. My body will take any damage I inflict on myself and transfer it to you."
Brazilian Bug Boy was breathing sharply from the pain. "Then why do you have so many bandages." he asked weakly. She snickered to herself and replied, "Because my body still takes the physical appearance of taking damage. I still bleed but it doesn't actually damage me."
She then put the tip of the pen to her head and said, "And I'm just gonna finish this right now. Did I mention how much I love writing utensils."
As she dug the tip of the pen into her head, Brazilian Bug Boy began to scream in pain.