Octopus Man quickly ran up to Yunagami, pulling out a battering ram from his pocket, and smashing it on his head. Yunagami instantly fell back in pain.
"HAHA! TAKE THAT!" Octopus Man shouted triumphantly. Octopus Man then turned to Kookakoo and smirked. "Go ahead and finish him with an explosion!" he shouted. Kookakoo just blankly stared at Octopus Man. "I can't because everyone in Landland is part horse remember?" she explained.
Floran pushed Kookakoo aside and materialized an energy sword in her hand. "Fine, I'll do it then." she said. Floran ran up to Yunagami, and stabbed him through the chest with the sword. Yunagami let out a scream of pain. Floran then looked up at Yunagami and said, "This sword can erase anything from every universe and timeline up to the 16th dimension."
Just then, Yunagami removed his head and underneath was Octopus Man. "Why'd you stab me Floran? I was just doing my famous Yunagami cosplay." Floran stepped back in confusion. The real Yunagami was standing behind her.
Floran turned around and her eyes widened in fear. She quickly grabbed Kookakoo who still had a blank expression on her face. "Here, take her instead!" Floran pleaded.
Yunagami snatched Kookakoo and ripped her in half. Cutecumber just had an evil smirk, watching from her throne.
"Hey Cutecumber, stop being so mean. Pretty please with a cherry on top." Octopus Man said with a bright smile. Cutecumber's eyes narrowed. "No." she bluntly declared.
Octopus Man sighed and walked up to Kookakoo, who was now in two pieces. He took a stapler out of his pocket and stapled Kookakoo back together. "I feel as good as new!" Kookakoo shouted.
"STOP BEING SO DUMB!" Cutecumber yelled. "Yeah, it's really annoying." Yunagami said in a sad voice.
Floran just sighed. "Hold on a second. I know we are in the middle of this super intense fight, but Octopus Man and Kookakoo, you two ate Uncle Rame. He was supposed to help us get to the Triune." she stated.
Octopus Man smirked. "Oh don't worry, I always keep a spare Uncle Rame in my mini fridge." he said, before pulling out a refrigerator.
Floran started trembling in fear. "Octopus Man, that isn't just any refrigerator. THAT'S REFRIGERATOR GUY! THE STRONGEST BEING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!" she said, her voice shaking.
"Oh yeah." Octopus Man said, realizing what had just happened. Even Cutecumber and Yunagami watched in fear at what was happening.
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Refrigerator Guy stomped on the ground, and it felt as if the entire world shook. "What are we gonna do?" Floran asked Octopus Man, hoping he would have a solution. Octopus Man just shrugged in response. "I HATE YOU OCTOPUS MAN!" Floran yelled.
Refrigerator Guy raised one of his hands, and what was left of the ceiling collapsed. Galaxies were visibly moving as Refrigerator Guy was manipulating the cosmos.
Just then, a loud "ACHOOO!" was heard and a massive burst of air hit Refrigerator Guy, causing him to collapse into many pieces. Everyone turned around, only to see Kookakoo wiping her nose. "Sorry I have major allergies." she said.
Floran walked up to the remains of Refrigerator Guy and pulled out a fish. It was indeed Uncle Rame. "Hello dear friends." Uncle Rame said.
Uncle Rame swam through the air and grew a massive hand and slapped Yunagami into space. "Bad boy!" he shouted. Uncle Rame then turned to Cutecumber. Cutecumber instantly fell to the floor. "I'm sorry. Please forgive me." she said, begging for mercy.
"Sorry, but you betrayed your friends. Such an action is unforgiveable. I will now send you two the recently added 10th ring of hell." Uncle Rame declared.
Cutecumber began to cry, and shout, "NO PLEASE!"
Just as Uncle Rame was about to send Cutecumber to an eternity of suffering, the world started shaking. Floran fell to the ground at the movement. They looked up once again, but this time they saw a massive Yunagami in the sky.
Yunagami was holding the world in the palm of his hand, and was ready to crush the planet. A mysterious figure on the moon watched with a smile at the events unfolding.
Octopus Man looked very serious. He pulled a biscuit out of his pocket. "DO YOU JUST HAVE EVERYTHING IN YOUR POCKET?" Floran yelled. "Yes." Octopus Man replied.
Octopus Man then yelled, "OMNIPRESENT BISCUIT!" He then threw the biscuit, which multiplied itself all around Yunagami. The biscuits kept hitting him in an infinite barrage. Yunagami screamed in agony as he slowly was destroyed by the biscuits.
Once Yunagami was completely destroyed, Uncle Rame looked at Ocotpus Man and said, "You truly are worthy of seeing the Triune." Octopus Man smiled with his eyes sparkling. "I AM REALLY?" Uncle Rame nodded.
The figure that was standing on the moon then descended into the castle they were standing in. The figure was revealed to be a young woman in a purple suit, with blonde hair, that was put up in long pigtails. She was clapping her hands slowly. She had a menacing smile, her teeth were sharp like those of a piranha.
"Very well done." The woman said. "You really are worthy of seeing the Triune."
Kookakoo, who wasn't really paying attention, looked over at Uncle Rame. Her eyes widened. "AAAH A FISH!" She then smashed Uncle Rame into a million pieces.
"YOU IDIOT!" Floran yelled.
The woman just smiled. "Don't worry. That fish wasn't going to send you to the Triune. He was going to trap you in an unbreakable dimension where he will feeds off of your soul. He's done it to everyone who tried to reach the triune." she explained.
"Wait... How do you know?" Floran asked. The woman laughed a bit before answering, "He is my dog. I know him well." Floran would usually be confused, but she's seen about everything at this point.
Cutecumber who was still on the ground asked, "Who are you?" Floran used her energy abilities to created a forcefield around her before saying, "No talkie. You're being punished." Floran then turned back to the woman. "But uh, yeah, who are you?" she asked.
The woman slightly showed her sharp teeth with a creepy smile. "I'm the one who watches over planets. I'm Lusha."