As the Fiji Islands planet crashed down, everyone continued screaming until Octopus Man exclaimed, "Shut up!" The sudden command silenced them, and, with a leap, they landed onto the now-grounded planet.
Breathing a sigh of relief, Octopus Man laughed and yelled, "Welcome to the Fiji Islands. Mission accomplished!" Cutecumber, regaining her composure, nodded in agreement. "Now," she said, "we need to find ASS and put an end to their nefarious plans. Any ideas, Octopus Man?"
Octopus Man pulled out a biscuit-shaped compass from his pocket. "Follow the biscuit compass, and it will lead us straight to ASS," he proclaimed.
Kookakoo looked at Octopus Man with a smile and said, "You know, Octopus Man, you always seem to have the perfect plan."
Octopus Man, with his trusty blanket cape and plush octopus, laughed with confidence. "Well, you know me, Kookakoo, the legendary Octopus Man always has a trick or two up his sleeve. Now, let's follow the biscuit compass and put an end to ASS!"
As they continued walking through the deserts of the Fiji Islands the ground began to shake beneath them, and a loud rumbling echoed through the deserts of the Fiji Islands. Floran, Cutecumber, Kookakoo, and Octopus Man exchanged scared glances. Suddenly, emerging from the horizon, a colossal blue brachiosaurus appeared, towering over them.
The mighty creature approached and spoke in a deep voice, asking, "Who are you, wanderers of the Fiji Islands?"
Octopus Man stepped forward, his cape fluttering in the breeze. "I am Octopus Man, the greatest hero ever, and these are my companions: Kookakoo, Cutecumber, Floran, and that goose over there."
"Wait, a goose what?" Cutecumber began to question, but Octopus Man cut her off. "We're on a mission to beat ASS!." Floran buried her face in her hands. "These ass jokes are getting annoying." she stated.
The giant creature nodded slowly. "Octopus Man, I am Boomerang, guardian of the Fiji Islands. I have seen the rise of ASS and their evil actions. I shall aid you in your quest. Hop on my back, and we shall journey together to face this threat."
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Cutecumber shrugged "Whatever, I mean it can't get any weirder." Octopus Man and his companions then settled onto Boomerang's back.
Suddenly, Octopus Man realized something. "Wait a minute," Octopus Man exclaimed, "I remember you! You were my boss back when I worked as an accountant!"
Boomerang turned his head to look at Octopus Man with a nod. "Indeed, Octopus Man. But that was in the realm of upper middle class occupations. Here in the Fiji Islands, I have been reduced to a mere animal." Boomerang suddenly bursts into tears.
Octopus Man scratched Boomerang's head to comfort him. Kookakoo then smiled and spoke up. "Don't worry Boomerang. We will help you by defeating the rulership of ASS."
Boomerang smiled. "Thank you humans. You are so very kind."
As they continued through the Fiji Islands on top of Boomerang, they encountered an unexpected obstacle—a colossal hole in the fabric of reality. Boomerang sighed "Guys, I can't go any further." He said sadly.
"Looks like we can't continue with Boomerang on the ground. We need to find a way to cross this hole," Octopus Man announced. "My biscuit compass says we need to continue though." he concluded.
Kookakoo pointed towards the sky. "Maybe there's a solution up there. Look I see a flying island?"
Floran nodded, "I can literally fly. I'll go and see if it's safe up there". She flies up to the floating island and returns with casts around her arms and legs. "Yeah, turns out the Fiji Islands is 17th dimensional and I'm only 16th dimensional. Sorry." She said, defeated.
Octopus Man's eyes lit up. "Don't worry, I know just what can get us up there." Octopus Man then whistles for Catalina. The dog appears in front of them, barking happily.
"Catalina, turn into a 17th dimensional airplane!" Octopus Man commanded. The shapeshifting dog did just so and transformed into a magnificent 17th dimensional airplane.
"Alright, everyone, hop on! We've got a floating island to reach," Octopus Man yelled with a grin, gesturing towards Catalina's new form.
Kookakoo, Cutecumber, and Floran boarded the transformed Catalina. Octopus Man took the pilot's seat. "Ready for takeoff, Captain Catalina?" Octopus Man asked as the 17th dimensional airplane revved its engines.
"Wait, what about Boomerang?" Kookakoo said. Boomerang stood outside, unable to fit inside the airplane. "It's okay. As long as you defeat ASS I'll be happy." Boomerang says as he smiles at them. Octopus Man then yells out, "You heard him Catalina, let's go!"
As the plane takes off, Kookakoo waves while looking out of the airplane window. She starts crying as she says "I'll miss you dinosaur man who I forgot the name of."
As the Catalina airplane flies to the floating island, they breach the 17th dimensional barrier. The biscuit compass was no clearly pointing to the island. Cutecumber crosses her arms, upset that she didn't have many lines this chapter.