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Octopus Man
37 - Kookapus

37 - Kookapus

The newly formed Kookapus looked up at the glowing pupils for a second. Without stalling, it raised its hands and the world morphed around them.

Lusha and Boomerang looked around as they were now in a world of lighthouses. They were still floating, as there was no ground there, but the world was a shade of blue instead of pure darkness.

Kookapus smirked and said, "This is Lighthouse World, an attack I stole from an agent of ASS. There is no way to escape. Each lighthouse in this endless abyss creates a light that projects our reality as a 2D plain. In simple terms, there is no going back because our former reality are just lights being casted now, and you can't erase it."

The pupils just closed. Suddenly the lighthouses started shaking and levitating. Kookapus turned around to see the lighthouses being thrown at them.

With a snap of a finger, Kookapus destroyed each lighthouse before they could make contact with their body.

Lusha yelled from the distance, saying, "You know, THAT THING will just destroy this world and find its way back to ours."

Kookapus raised their hand, dimming all the lights casted by the lighthouses. "That's what I want." they replied.

There was then a crack growing in the sky. Kookapus smiled, knowing that it had made the THING angry.

As the crack grew, Boomerang started looking nervous. "Why do you want that? We'll all die if it escapes!" he said with fear in his voice.

Kookapus takes a sip of juice. "Just trust me. You know I am the fusion of the most trustworthy people in the omniverse."

Lusha and Boomerang just looked at them with unamused expressions.

The crack grew larger by the second and Kookapus stretched out their arm creating a large cage around Lusha and Boomerang. "Hey! What is this!"

"It'll keep you safe from this world being destroyed." Kookapus responded.

Lusha grabbed the cage bars and shouted, "You better be right about that." Kookapus nodded and waited for the world to collapse.

When the world fully collapsed, Kookapus found themself in another dark void, just like before. THE MONSTROSITY stepped out from the void. It appeared once again as the girl with red hair and empty eyes, wearing the black hairband. However, this time, it wasn't wearing a bandana.

Kookapus took a step forward. "So, why did you even need the key to begin with? It seems like you can freely traverse any universe, dimension, and section at will." they asked.

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The THING stared with its completely empty eyes, not moving. However, its mouth moved, and it spoke for the first time. "It has no rhyme or reason. It just is." it said cryptically. Its voice was an amalgamation of thousands of voices.

The body then melted into nothingness. Kookapus was about to take another step forward but couldn't. They looked down to see that a hand had grabbed on to their leg. Kookapus then looked up once again to see that the void was filled with hands.

Kookapus shrugged and took out a handsaw and sawed their leg off. "Easy!" they said calmly, before their leg regrew instantly. It then gave another hand an Indian burn, causing it to recoil in pain.

"PAPER TOWEL ATTACK!" Kookapus yelled before throwing a paper towel roll that exploded, causing many hands to disappear.

Kookapus then turned around and yelled, "SALAMANDER ATTACK!" before transforming into a salamander and spitting staples on the hands. The hands, once again, recoiled in pain from this very serious attack.

"DINOSAUR ATTACK!" Kookapus yelled, before transforming into a washing machine. This reasonably scared away the rest of the hands. There was a picture of a dinosaur on the washing machine.

Now that the hands were gone, Kookapus looked up at the pitch-black sky, when suddenly, a giant eye opened and looked down upon him.

Kookapus smirked and asked, "So, why'd you decide to destroy our reality now of all times?"

The amalgamation of voices replied, "It was time."

Kookapus just sighed and clenched their fist. The fist glowed with orange flames. THAT THING noticed malicious intent, and the eye closed, leaving Kookapus alone in the void.

Kookapus looked around confused. They unclenched their hand, letting the flames die out. "So, I'll be here forever huh?" they said to themselves.

1 ETERNITY LATER

"Ok, so I've been here forever. Can I finally go now?" Kookapus asked. There was no response.

"Ugh fine, I guess I'll just have some fun then." Kookapus mumbled. They took out a hammer and some nails, and quickly built a theme park with a biscuit theme. "Ah, biscuit land. A true oasis." they exclaimed proudly.

Despite not being visible, THAT THING watched the entire time. It was everywhere and was growing impatient of Kookapus not going insane.

As Kookapus was riding a roller coaster in the middle of the void, it spoke once more, stating, "You have not gone mad."

When the roller coaster stopped, Kookapus hopped out and said, "Ha! I exist because Octopus Man and Kookakoo created me. They are already insane."

"Anyway, since you are finally back, mind telling me what happened to the Triune?" Kookapus said with a hint of mockery in their voice.

The THING didn't say a word. The void just started closing. Kookapus looked closely and said, "No, not yet." Their fist once again glowed with an orange flame and they yelled, "TURKMENISTAN POWER!"

Kookapus swung their fist and created a massive ripple in the void. They gritted their teeth as the void began being pushed back. THAT THING began pushing the void back onto him, attempting to finally kill him.

Behind Kookapus stood a giant figure with blue eyes. It was Boomerang who was still in his nightmare form. "Boomerang?' Kookapus said in surprise.

"Yes. During the literal eternity you spent here, I gathered enough strength to come here and give you an absolute dose of Turkmenistan." Boomerang replied. He then spit on Kookapus, giving them a massive upgrade.

"Why is it always spit?" Kookapus said angrily. "Shut up and just use the ability." Boomerang retorted.

Kookapus nodded and yelled, "ABSOLUTE DOSE OF TURKMENISTAN!"