Octopus Man, Kookakoo, and Cutecumber walked through the barren wastelands of the mysterious other world.
Kookakoo curiously turned to Cutecumber and asked, "How long have you been here?"
Cutecumber sighed and replied, "I was born in this world. It's my home." Octopus Man turned around and asked, "So, why were you trying to defeat Mr. Eyeball?"
Frustrated, Cutecumber explained, "Mr. Eyeball is part of Anti Squish Socks, or ASS for short. They're a group that hunts down and eliminates anyone who wears squishy socks. I happen to wear the squishiest of socks, and I've been on their hit list for as long as I can remember."
Octopus Man nodded and said, "Wow, that sounds super serious."
Cutecumber, appearing sad, replied, "Yeah, and I'm also super adorable." She paused dramatically. This had nothing to do with her problem, she just wanted to rub it in.
As the trio stood in the barren wastelands, suddenly, the sky transformed into a brilliant white light. Descending from the celestial realm, an angelic figure descended. A girl with dark skin, vibrant pink hair, and glowing white angel wings touched down with grace, her voice resonating with power.
"Greetings, brave souls," the angel spoke. "I am Floran, a 16th-dimensional being."
Her eyes focused on Octopus Man, and a smile grew on her face. "You must be John, the one who defeated the avatars of the Triune."
Floran then extended her wings. "I've come to offer my assistance. The Triune poses a grave threat not only to your world but to this one, and all the others as well."
Octopus Man, with an unamused expression, casually picked his nose and shrugged, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I just want biscuits."
In response to Octopus Man's attitude, Floran marched up to him and slapped his face, yelling, "Shut up and let me team up with you. The fate of your world is at stake, and you're concerned about biscuits?"
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Octopus Man, after being slapped by Floran, covered his face with his head down. The scene morphed into the Old West, and Octopus Man found himself reaching for a gun in his holster. With lightning speed, he drew the gun and fired at Floran. The gunshot echoed through the desolate landscape.
The scene swiftly shifted back to the other world. Octopus Man turned around laughing. Floran looks extremely angered and regenerates her wounds with her heavenly power.
Floran gets up and addressed Octopus Man, "I'll make a deal with you. If you help me defeat the Triune's true forms, I'll give you a life time supply of biscuits. What do you say?"
Octopus Man shapeshifted into a dog and started yelping for biscuits. He turned back into his normal form, and with a serious expression said "It's a deal."
Floran, pleased that they had formed an alliance, smiled. However, Cutecumber, seemingly unimpressed, rolled her eyes "I'm leaving; you guys are getting nowhere with this." she stated bluntly.
"NUH UH!" Octopus Man yelled. "This story needs a good cast of characters, and Kookakoo is written terribly." Kookakoo looked over and yelled "HEY!"
Cutecumber shook her head. "And what are you gonna do about it?" she taunted. Octopus Man giggled and snapped his fingers, once again creating Biscuit World. Cutecumber's soul instantly turned to biscuits, and she was unable to move.
Octopus Man declared, "Welcome to Biscuit World, where everything you do turns into biscuits!" Their surroundings seemed to have been transformed into a realm made entirely of biscuits.
Mountains were now colossal stacks of golden-brown biscuits, rivers flowed with streams of gravy, and the sky was made cookies. "What? We gotta appease the British audience you know." Octopus Man stated.
Cutecumber tried to reach for her cucumber sword, but to no avail, she could not move at all. I CAN'T MOVE!" she yelled. Octopus Man did a heroic stance and stated "Here, your actions don't just matter; they're biscuits!"
"Fine, I won't leave. Just take me back to the real world." Cutecumber muttered. Responding to her plea, Octopus Man snapped his fingers, and the biscuit-filled world faded away, returning them to the otherworldly landscape.
Cutecumber looked around and couldn't help but acknowledge Octopus Man's extraordinary powers. "Well, you're pretty powerful. Maybe, just maybe, with all this weirdness, we can actually take on the Triune and this ASS organization," she said.
Octopus Man pulled out his trusty map he had just for this occasion. The map revealed the location of the ASS headquarters - situated on the Fiji Islands, which was a planet.
"Well, looks like we're headed to the Fiji Islands." Octopus Man said. Floran reached her hand out and said "Everyone hold on to me, I can teleport you there". Octopus Man shook his head. "No I have a better idea". He reached out his hand and used his telekinetic powers to bring the planet down to their level.
Cutecumber, Floran, and Kookakoo started screaming as the colossal celestial body descended from space.