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88 - Last Resort

88 - Last Resort

Emberlyn sat down on the dungeon floor and looked down. "Are we ever going to escape from here?" she mumbled sadly.

"Even my adorableness isn't helping us escape." Cutecumber added, acting shocked. Kookakoo simply walked up to one of the walls and knocked on it. It then opened like a door and revealed a closet-like area. "I stashed some cupcakes here a few days ago." she stated.

Surprised, the rest of the group looked in the closet-like area to see if there was anything in there. Kookakoo walked in and picked up a cupcake. The cupcake was covered in dust.

Octopus Man patted Kookakoo on the shoulder and shook his head before saying. "You shouldn't eat that, there are no sprinkles on it."

Kookakoo instantly dropped the cupcake in disgust. "Yucky!" she exclaimed.

"Bye bye guys." Lusha said randomly. The rest of them turned around to look at Lusha, who was disappearing. "Wait, what's happening?" Floran asked.

"Seems like there's another villain and I'm the one chosen to fight it." Lusha concluded before disappearing entirely.

"ACTY LIED TO US!" Octopus Man yelled. "Did you really expect him to play fair?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked. "Yes. He gave me biscuits!" Octopus Man replied.

Lusha reappeared in a new world. This one seemed to be a large prison cell of some sort. In front of her was a massive metal door. Before she knew it, the door started opening loudly.

Lusha gave off her usual smirk, showing her sharp teeth. Once the door was completely open, the only thing behind it was a hallway of darkness. That was until a roaring sound was heard, and loud footsteps were heard.

Despite the situation, Lusha didn't appear scared or nervous at all. She just stood there with her hands in her pant pockets. She reactivated the shield of air around her that she had been turned off for quite a while.

Out from the shadows stepped out a massive green T-rex. It stood tall and roared loudly once more. It then lowered its head to stare at Lusha menacingly.

Lusha looked at it calmly and raised one of her hands, flicking the dinosaur on the nose. The impact sent the dinosaur flying backwards into a wall.

Lusha was filing her nails, sitting on a leather chair that appeared out of nowhere. "That easy?" she taunted.

The dinosaur was not so easily defeated though. It stood back up with a look of rage in its eyes. It charged towards Lusha and turned around to swing its massive tail at her.

When the dinosaur's tail struck her, it was intercepted by her shield of air. The dinosaur looked at Lusha in a mix of anger and confusion at what had just happened.

Lusha pointed at the dinosaur and thickened the air around him. This was her trump card ability, and like always, it caused her opponent to struggle breathing.

The dinosaur gasped for air, and in a desperate attempt to defeat Lusha, it opened its mouth and tried to bite her in half, but Lusha simply thickened her air shield, making it as hard as titanium.

The dinosaur's teeth were instantly shattered, and tears flooded its eyes.

Lusha laughed to herself and released her grip on the air around him. The dinosaur fell to the ground but could finally breathe again.

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Lusha walked up to the dinosaur and said, "So, are we done here or what?"

"I'm sorry, I was just doing my job." The dinosaur spoke in a high-pitched tone. Lusha looked a bit surprised by the fact the dinosaur could speak.

"Listen. As long as someone can conceptualize a planet, I will always exist, so enough fighting." Lusha stated bluntly. "Okay okay, just please don't kill me." the dinosaur pleaded.

Lusha nodded. "What's your name anyway?" she asked. "Sewerbass." the dinosaur replied. "What a beautiful name." Lusha responded.

Lusha then started disappearing. "Oop. Looks like I won." she stated, laughing to herself a bit. "The dinosaur stood back up and looked down at her and said, "We'll meet again soon, right?"

"Hopefully not. Bye bye!" Lusha replied before disappearing. She then reappeared back into the dungeon with her hands on her hips and a smug smile on her face. "I did it!" she exclaimed.

"Good job Lusha!" Emberlyn cheered. "Yeah, I kinda wish I got a turn though." Goose Man said, looking down sadly.

"It's okay Goose Man, I'm sure you'll have your moment soon." Brazilian Bug Boy said reassuringly. Kookakoo then walked up to Brazilian Bug Boy and slapped him.

"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" he shouted. "You had our wish granting microphone destroyed." she replied with a disappointed look on your face.

"Look what you did, you upset Kookakoo." Octopus Man stated, shaking his head. "I didn't mean to have it destroyed!"

Floran turned her head as well and said, "I agree with Kookakoo for once. I know you didn't mean to have it destroyed, but it happened anyway."

"Anyway, enough talk." Lusha said. "Not to brag or anything, but I won pretty easily. Why are we not being sent back yet?" she concluded.

Acty was kicking and screaming on the floor like a child. "WE LOST AGAIN!" he cried.

Kiaqua looked over at him, looking as exhausted as ever. "Sir, can't you just let them go. They beat us fair and square." she said.

"NO NO NO!" he shouted. Florbus looked started patting Acty on the head. "How dare you speak to Lord Acty that way! GUARDS! EXECUTE KIAQUA!" he shouted.

Kiaqua sighed. "You do realize you have to get Acty's permission to have someone executed, correct?" she responded.

Acty, can I have her killed?" Florbus asked. Acty shook his head and replied, "No don't. After all, I entrusted her with all my stocks."

"You bought stocks?" Florbus asked. "It's a long story. I got invested into a company that sold really good toilet paper, and it went downhill for there." Acty replied. "Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah." he said before crying again.

Florbus stood up and looked a bit saddened. "So now what?" he asked to himself. Kiaqua closed the glowing book and said, "I suppose we free our prisoners."

Acty then got up as if he had an idea. "THAT'S IT! DON'T FREE THEM! KEEP THEM THERE FOR ETERNITY!" he yelled.

"GENIUS! AS EXPECTED OF OUR GREAT PRESIDENT!" Florbus exclaimed.

Kiaqua looked at Acty with a deadpan expression and said, "You want to keep them there for eternity?" she repeated in disbelief.

"Yes!" Acty shouted.

Kiaqua exhaled deeply. "Yes sir." she replied in a completely bored tone.

Countless millennia pass. Octopus Man and Kookakoo were fighting against Brazilian Bug Boy and Goose Man in a game of "Super Brawl Sisters Deluxe™".

"KOOKAKOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Octopus Man shouted. "IT WON'T LET ME JUMP!" she yelled in response.

Brazilian Bug Boy and Goose Man KO'd them and started jumping for joy up and down. "WE BEAT THEM! WE BEAT THEM!" they chanted.

"That's it. I'm downloading hacks." Kookakoo said in an aggravated tone.

Floran kicks the TV away, and it turns into Goose Man's hanger. "Enough games!" she shouted. Lusha walked up. "Yeah, I told you guys you could only play for 5 more millennia." she added.

"Aww, but it's only been 3!" Octopus Man protested.

"I was kind of having fun watching them." Emberlyn spoke shyly.

"Guys, I'm busy digging to China. Please be quiet." Cutecumber stated, standing in the middle of a massive whole she was digging.

"We're not even on Earth." Floran stated. "No, I'm looking for lake China, obviously. Think twice before you speak Floran." Cutecumber retorted.

Floran shook her head and said, "I've lived for quadrillions of years as an angel. I've fought countless demons. Being of pure evil and so-on, yet you are the most annoying people I've ever met. Except maybe Emberlyn."

Emberlyn did a little jig to celebrate not being hated.

"Why do you have beef with me all of the sudden?" Lusha asked, still confused about Floran's earlier statement about her.

Suddenly, the roof above them opened and a bright light was let in. "Need some help?" a voice called from above them. They all looked up to see U-VOL looking down with her creepy smile.

"U-VOL?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked in disbelief.

Sir Seepage III and Gastronimus also appeared. "We shall assist thee in your liberation." Sir Seepage added.

Kookakoo's eyes went wide when she was Sir Seepage. "IT'S THE BAD DOGGY!" she yelled. Sir Seepage yelped and hid behind Gastronimus.