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32 - Major Upgrades

32 - Major Upgrades

"So yeah, I got some major upgrades." Brazilian Bug Boy said. "Yeah yeah, we've already been over this." Floran responded.

Cutecumber spoke up and said, "Hey guys, by any chance, will you ever forgive me?" Brazilian Bug boy and Floran turned to her and said, "Not in a trillion centuries."

Cutecumber fell to her knees in despair.

Floran felt a tug on her sleeve and turned to see Emberlyn pointing at Octopus Man and Kookakoo who were jousting on tigers. "What are they doing?" she asked. Floran patted her on the back. "Don't question it." she said before falling to the ground and rolling around in pain. "HOT HOT HOT!" she yelled due to touching Emberlyn.

Brazilian Bug Boy walked up to Emberlyn and asked, "Do you have any powers besides burning?" Emberlyn looked down in thought. "Ummm. OH! I know! I can do this!" she said before using all her strength to summon a stick. "Yeah great." Brazilian Bug Boy said sarcastically.

Cutecumber got up and walked up to Emberlyn. "Why are you flaming red and blue flames?" she asked. Brazilian Bug Boy punched Cutecumber away. "Shut it traitor. But uh, yeah, why are you flaming red and blue flames?"

"I don't really know. The author thought it sounded cool I guess." Emberlyn replied.

Cutecumber then got up and shouted at Brazilian Bug Boy saying, "I may have messed up, but the viewers are gonna get really tired of this ongoing joke which isn't even funny." Brazilian Bug Boy shrugged, "I don't care." he responded bluntly.

Octopus Man then ran up with tears in his eyes, saying, "I... we.... there...." Floran stood back up and said, "Spit it out." Octopus Man wiped away his tears and said, "Me and Kookakoo were playing "kill each other" and I accidentally killed her." Kookakoo then got up with a hole in her chest and said, "Yeah, he killed me, and it hurt really bad." Floran just rolled her eyes.

Emberlyn, who was usually too shy to speak, started giggling. "You guys are really funny, you know." she said softly.

They then saw Mazialia running towards them. He was shaking all over and was barely conscious. They all walked towards him and looked ahead to see Astra laying on the ground. Her sunglasses had fallen off, and she looked as if she was going insane. She reached for her gun to use her reinstatement ability, but her eyes suddenly went blank, and she completely collapsed.

This was obvious the cause of THAT THING behind her. "HEY LOSER! WHATCHA DOING?" Octopus Man yelled. "Are you an idiot?" Floran shouted at him.

Brazilian Bug Boy smiled and said, "Maybe my upgrades will come in handy." He began removing his final invisible glove, but his eyes went blank, and he collapsed to the ground. "BRAZILIAN BUG BOY!" they all shouted.

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Mazialia walked towards the CREATURE and bowed down. "I worship you. Please, do not harm me." he begged.

For the first time in the entire competition, the HORROR took a step forward. With just one step, there was an eternal silence. Not a sound was uttered in the universe.

As Octopus Man, Kookakoo and Floran entered the tower, they saw a bunch of people all over the place. At least a hundred different faces. It seemed as if all of them were there to get to the top of the tower as well.

A young man in an orange jacket came up to them. He pointed at Octopus Man's face and gave an angry expression. "Oh look! It seems like we got some idiots here who think they can reach the top." he said.

"We've done this already, haven't we?" Octopus Man asked. "Yeah, this is some major deja vu." Kookakoo replied.

Octopus Man smiled before saying, "Well, this calls for TIME LEAP!" He suddenly went forward in time to when the CREATURE created an eternal silence.

THAT noticed that Octopus Man had evaded a spatial time loop. However, the THING wasn't afraid as Octopus Man could not use this ability again, as against THAT, there was no future.

Kookakoo was poking Brazilian Bug Boy's body with a stick. "Can I eat him?" she asked. "Sure, go ahead." Octopus Man replied. "NO YOU IDIOT!" Floran yelled.

The MONSTER took another step. The world shattered like glass. The invisible blanket which Mr. Fluffypants and 7 was hiding under was no longer existent and Mr. Fluffypants started crying. "SHE'S GONNA KILL US!" he cried.

Kookakoo walked up to 7 and said, "7 + 7 = 14!" 7 just stood facing her. There was no explosion because the concept of 7 didn't allow it. Kookakoo nodded and said, "I respect you." before walking back over to the rest of the group.

Cutecumber dropped her cucumber sword and said, "There's no winning. The world is gone. Even Lya couldn't destroy everything in just a step."

Octopus Man smirked. "Yeah, but remember, this world is still just a dimension. The next higher dimension is level 4, and we can still get there." he stated.

Mazialia, who was still bowing, looked back and yelled, "You blasphemer. Our true God has destroyed all dimensions. Nothing can exist in her presence."

Kookakoo was on top of THAT THING's head. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" they all yelled. Kookakoo simply said, "This isn't a girl, this isn't anything at all." She attempted to remove the bandana the THING was wearing, but it simply grabbed Kookakoo's hand before slowly turning its head to stare at her.

Its eyes were empty, and there was no return from its gaze. Kookakoo, however, was wearing sick shades, so she wasn't affected.

Just then, they saw two piercing eyes in the sky. "I shall save you." the being with the eyes said. Suddenly, they all awoke in a heavenly realm. Brazilian Bug Boy and Astra stoop up, looking at their hands, not believing that they were alive.

They all turn to see that the being was nightmare Boomerang. "It's the dinosaur man!" Kookakoo said.

Boomerang nodded and said, "This world is simply metaphysical. It's where my true form resides, and I will send you all to the 4th level of the tower."

"Aww, so quickly. You just revive our friends and send us back down?" Octopus Man said. "I do not have much time. I just recreated all of reality, but that monstrosity will destroy this realm soon. I will see you again shortly. Boomerang replied.

They all found themselves laying on the floor of the 4th level of the tower. They got up and rubbed their eyes. "What a crazy dream." Kookakoo said.

Brazilian Bug Boy and Astra were completely unharmed. Mazialia could not believe what had just happened. He still felt the presence of THAT. They weren't safe.

The voice of the host called out again, "Welcome. It seems as if more than four of you made it somehow, but I will allow it, as bypassing the rules are nigh impossible. Those who can do it are truly worthy of this exception.

"Now on to challenge four!" The voice said enthusiastically.