"What is taking my demon army so long?' The Demon King mumbled to himself in the underworld. Just then, a demon from the underworld walked into his chamber and bowed before his throne.
"Your highness, I regret to inform you that our demon army has been destroyed." the demon announced. The Demon King was in shock at hearing this. He stood up from his throne and yelled, "WHAT?"
The demon stood up and pulled out a laptop. "Yes. Catch up on the Octopus Man™ webnovel to see what has happened." he said.
The Demon king walked down the staircase that led up to his throne and took the laptop and started reading. As he skimmed through the chapter, he started to look confused. "Who are the Evil 4?" he asked
"A group of people so insignificant to the story that the readers are probably thinking the same thing." the demon replied. The Demon King gave the demon the laptop back and said, "So be it. Next year when the race happens, we will surely be prepared to strike against the upper domain."
The demon nodded, but the entire underworld started shaking. "What is going on now? Another race?" The Demon King asked.
The pillars that held up the underworld began to collapse. The entire endless expanse of the underworld began crumbling down. The demon and the Demon king screamed in fear as the entire world collapsed on top of them.
"Goose Man, stop doing jumping jacks!" Cutecumber scolded. Goose Man stopped and said, "Sorry, I just needed to get my daily workout in."
Floran looked at Kookakoo and asked, "So what were you and Octopus Man planning?" Kookakoo looked back at Floran with an intense glair and replied, "It's a secret."
Guy Guyerson, who was badly hurt by Octopus Man, could barely regain his footing. Octopus Man stretched his arms out and yelled, "OCTOPUS PARADE 1000!"
Suddenly, Octopus Man had cloned himself 1000 times. Each clone charged at Guy. Realizing he couldn't move at pull power at the moment due to Octopus Man's attack on him, Guy simply teleported away.
Guy was now on the rooftop of a mountain. He was far enough away to charge up his power again. Once again he began glowing with his regenerative power, Octopus Man tapped him on the shoulder. This caused him to flinch in fear.
"Come on, don't run away." Octopus Man said. "HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" Guy shouted. "It's a long story, but it starts back in 1706." Octopus Man replied.
Guys simply teleported away again, mostly because of fear, but also because he didn't want to hear the story Octopus Man was about to tell.
Guy was now in a secluded forest. He summoned a drone. "I can now use this to wipe out those clones." he said to himself. He flew the drone while looking on his remote which had a camera on it. He flew it to where everyone else was, and dropped a bomb on the 1000 clones, killing them all.
"Yes! Now I can kill the rest of them!" Guy said quietly.
"Now that wasn't very nice!" Octopus Man said, pouting. "STOP FOLLOWING ME!" Guy yelled, teleporting away again.
Guy was now in a frozen tundra, but Octopus Man was sitting next to him wearing a big fluffy coat. Guy screamed in fear once again and teleported, this time to an empty desert.
Octopus Man simply rode in on a camel eating a biscuit. "NOT AGAIN!" Guy yelled, once again teleporting away, this time ending up in a field of flamingos.
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A flamingo walked up to him and pulled its mask off revealing itself to be Octopus Man. Guy stumbled backwards. "How is this even possible?" he asked to himself. He teleported away to a world in the clouds.
Guy looked around. No Octopus Man in sight. He sighed in relief. "Finally." he mumbled. He laid backwards on the fluffy clouds with his eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, he saw Octopus Man's face in the sky with a huge smile on its face. He had never screamed as loud as he did that time.
Guy continued to teleport to different places. He no longer wanted to defeat them, he just wanted to survive, but no matter where he went, Octopus Man followed. From active volcanoes, to grassy fields. From the bottom of the ocean, to the far reaches of space. From the beginning of time, to the end of time. No matter what, he couldn't escape him.
Upon understanding he couldn't beat Octopus Man as he was, even with his All Power, Guy decided to teleport back to where the others were. He was panting in fear and exhaustion.
"Whatever happened in that span of 2 minutes must have been insane." Nalay stated. Kookakoo nodded with a smirk and said, "While you guys were trying to restrain Guy, me and Octopus Man were learning to harness the power of Turkmenistan to its fullest capabilities."
Lusha looked surprised and said, "So now it must be far more powerful than grape juice fire."
Goose Man held up his hanger and shot a tuna at Guy while he was tired. Guy just had enough energy left to react and summon another shield, barely strong enough to resist the tuna's impact.
Octopus Man walked out with an ice cream cone. "Hey guys, what I miss?" he asked. "But.. you.. you were.. how... you..." Guy stuttered.
"What are you on about?" Octopus Man asked. Brazilian Bug Boy looked at Octopus Man and said, "I really haven't done anything useful, and I want some screentime. Can I stab him with my sword?" Octopus Man looked at him and yelled, "NO!" Brazilian Bug Boy looked down sadly.
Pepperoni seemed scared and looked at Shoobeeshwas. "Help Ofor stand up, her leg is seriously injured." he said. "I'm fine!" Ofor retorted. Ocean looked at Ofor with a smug look and said, "You really hate help don't you.".
Ofor narrowed her eyes in frustration and said, "Yes. And besides, we have a villain to defeat. I can't just be a liability."
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Cutecumber yelled, picking up Emberlyn. "W...what are you doing?" Emberlyn asked, trembling in fear.
Cutecumber threw Emberlyn at Guys, causing him to be set ablaze. He screamed around in pain. "And now I'll do this!" Cutecumber shouted. She picked up Malum and threw her at Guy. Malum screamed as she was hurdling through the air. Her demon horns stabbed Guy. "OUCH!" he screamed.
Brazilian Bug Boy frowned and said, "Okay, even Emberlyn and Malum were of use here. I'm doing something regardless of what you say Octopus Man!" He charged towards Guy with his sword, but Guy evaded his attack by jumping backwards. "WAIT WHAT?" Brazilian Bug Boy shouted in confusion.
"I got upgrades." Guy said with a serious expression.
Floran simply started walking away. "Where ya going Flory?" Nalay asked. "Just going to a more serious novel. My character is being wasted on this one."
"Nuh uh!" Nalay shouted, grabbing her. "You're staying right here." she said with a giggle. Floran sighed. "Ugh..."
Lusha looked around and said, "I feel the planet getting more and more tense. I know cause I'm the embodiment of planets remember."
"Yes yes, we remember." Cutecumber replied.
"IT'S BECAUSE OF MY UPGRADES!" Guy yelled, glowing with immense power.
"THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!" Kookakoo shouted. She jumped onto Octopus Man's back, and they too started glowing. Everyone began covering their eyes. "What's happening now?" Pepperoni asked.
"Oh, I was the only person to see this before. This is a transformation where they turn into Kookapus." Brazilian Bug Boy stated.
"Wasn't Boomerang with you?" Lusha asked. "Yeah, but he's still missing and the Great 4 don't know who he is. I don't feel like explaining it." Brazilian Bug Boy replied.
Goose Man was too busy poking at a dead demon body to hear what Brazilian Bug Boy said, so when he saw Octopus Man and Kookakoo's transformation, he was shocked. "ANOTHER VILLAIN?" he shouted.
Brazilian Bug Boy reached out his arm and said, "No it's..." but before he could finish his sentence, Goose Man shot a barrage of bullets from his hanger at them.
The bullets entered the transformation and caused an explosion. Everyone was left speechless and in shock.
When the dust settled, there stood the familiar figure of Kookapus, however, instead of having platinum hair and a white and black cape, they had orange hair and a yellow cape. The octopus on their head was pink.
"Who are you?" Floran asked. The figure turned around with a devilish smirk and said, "I'm the transformation of Octopus Man, Kookakoo, and Goose Man's bullets, aka Kookapus Prime!"