As Mr. Fluffypants, Rit, and The Number 7 continued their journey, they found themselves in the Forest of Death. As they walked, and vine grazed Mr. Fluffypant's arm. "AH! WHAT WAS THAT!" he cried, hiding behind 7.

"For the love of God, shut up! It was just a stupid vine." Rit responded angrily. She then stopped when she saw a bunch of vines blocking her path. She unsheathed her sword and sliced them in half, walking through them. "Where even are we?" she mumbled to herself.

A swarm of mosquitos then surrounded Mr. Fluffypants and he cried out once again. "GET THEM OFF OF ME!" he shouted. "JUST BE QUIET FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!" Rit yelled in response.

The mosquitos looked at Rit and said, "Sorry for causing you trouble." in a high-pitched tone. They then flew away, only to crash into The Number 7 and die instantly.

Mr. Fluffypants breathed a sigh of relief and looked forward. He looked excited at something he saw and pointed to a dollar on the ground, underneath an anvil hanging from a tree. "LOOK A DOLLAR!" he shouted in excitement, running towards it.

"That's clearly a trap you dumbass!" Rit yelled, but it was too late as Mr. Fluffypants had picked up the dollar and an anvil fell from the tree, smashing his head into the ground.

Rit walked up to him and kicked the anvil off of his head. His head was flattened like a pancake. "You truly are worthless. Can't you do anything right?" Rit asked rhetorically.

Mr. Fluffypants got up and blew on his thumb, inflating his head again. "I'm sorry." he replied, looking at the ground sadly. They then heard a sound from behind them, and they turned to see who it was.

"Oh my. Are you hurt?" said the yellow-haired elf girl from earlier.

Rit looked at the girl and narrowed her eyes. "I am trying to get home, and I don't know where I am. I don't have time to deal with randos like you!" she snapped.

The elf girl backed away looking sad. "I was simply trying to nurse your friend back to health. He must be very hurt. Perhaps some aloe vera can soothe his pain." she said in an innocent tone. "Well go ahead! I've had enough of these losers anyway." Rit responded, dismissing Mr. Fluffypants and 7 as she walked away.

"Wait! Where are you going!" Mr. Fluffypants shouted. "Finding a way home. Something you were too dumb to help me with." Rit replied before walking off into the distance.

Mr. Fluffypants turned his attention back to the elf girl. "And who are you?" he asked. The girl smiled and said, "I am Reshy. I live out in these woods. You need medical treatment immediately."

"I think I'm okay." Mr. Fluffypants replied looking at his hands. "Nonsense. You must rest, and I will cook a big banquet for you and your numerical friend." Reshy responded, walking down the path she came from.

Mr. Fluffypants had a wide smile. "Really? You will?" he asked. He was very hungry as he hadn't eaten since the Tower of Braccas.

"Of course. Follow me!" she said, waving for them to follow her. "YES! WE GET TO EAT, 7!" Mr. Fluffypants shouted to The Number 7, hopping up and down in excitement.

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The Number 7 simply hovered off, following Reshy. "Hey, wait for me!" Mr. Fluffypants shouted, running with them.

Rit sliced through vines as she continued walking through the forest. As she prepared to swing at another vine in her way, she suddenly stopped as she noticed the vine was different from the rest. She looked up and saw that it was connected to a generator that was taped to the tree.

"So, this one would have killed me with an electrical current if I sliced it huh?" she thought to herself. "This horrible place is trying to kill anyone who enters." she thought once again.

Rit walked past that vine and continued further, but she was almost instantly pricked by a thorn bush. "Damn this forest. Even when there aren't traps there are just thorn bushes everywhere." she muttered to herself. She thought about something. "Wait. There are literally only thorn bushes and trees." she said aloud.

Mr. Fluffypants and 7 arrived in a log cabin in the middle of the forest. "Welcome to my humble abode." Reshy said, welcoming them inside.

Mr. Fluffypants looked around at the cozy area. "Wow. It's a really nice place." he stated. Reshy smiled and replied, "Why thank you. Please, take a seat at my table. Dinner will be done shortly."

Mr. Fluffypants sat down at the dinner table. 7 simply phased through one of the seats. A few minutes later, Reshy came back to see Mr. Fluffypants and 7 wearing bibs, eagerly awaiting their meal. She placed down a platter, and unveiled the dish, revealing it to be a turkey.

Mr. Fluffypants started drooling like a waterfall at how well cooked the turkey was. "Well, what are you waiting for? Dig in!" Reshy said.

In an instant, Mr. Fluffypants was devouring the turkey. Some of the turkey started floating telekinetically and flying into 7 and being absorbed by him.

Reshy watched with a smile on her face as the two consumed her cooking. When they finished, they were stuffed and Mr. Fluffypants said, "I don't think I can eat another bite."

"Good. Now, I think I'll have myself some dinner as well." Reshy said before her body started transforming into a massive beast.

Mr. Fluffypants was caught off guard and he fell out of his chair. "W... what is happening?" he stuttered in fear.

"Did you enjoy the cooking that fattened you up?" Reshy said, now speaking in a deep and monstrous tone.

Mr. Fluffypants went pale in fear, as he backed up against a wall. Reshy was now completely transformed into a scaly beast. She reached one of her hands out, which now had massive claws, trying to grab him.

Tears of fear streamed down Mr. Fluffypants' face, when suddenly the sound of a blade slice was heard. Mr. Fluffypants opened his eyes to see that Rit was there and had cut off the beast's arm. "YOU AGAIN!" Reshy spoke in pure rage.

Rit stared at the beast with a death stare. "You ugly bastard." she stated before slicing at its face, cutting deep into its flesh. Reshy screamed in pain.

Rit then positioned herself to deliver a final blow to Reshy, however Reshy charged towards her without hesitation. This knocked Rit back a bit, but she managed to keep her footing.

"How did you find out about my plan?" Reshy shouted, not understanding why Rit was here. "This forest has no aloe vera. You should think before you make stupid claims." Rit replied. Reshy, realizing her mistake, grew even angrier.

"What makes the difference? You were planning to leave anyway. I guess I'll just have to eat all three of you!" Reshy responded. Her voice so loud it sounded like the entire cabin was shaking.

Reshy swatted at Rit with her other hand, but Rit deflected each swat with her sword. "If anyone is going to kill Mr. Fluffypants, it's going to be me." Rit stated. She then sliced her own sword, pushing Reshy backwards.

Rit then held her sword tightly. The ground beneath her started to freeze. Reshy looked at the ground beneath Rit and said, "What is happening?"

Rit closed her eyes and took a deep breath before saying, "Your scaly and disgusting skin is too durable. I need to power up to kill you."

"Ha! You think I'll let you power up! You are as idiotic as that boy!" Reshy taunted, once again charging at Rit.

Wasting no time, Rit opened her eyes, ran up to Reshy, and sliced her head clean off, causing her to collapse to the ground, defeated. "Never compare me to that idiot." she stated coldly.

Rit then turned around to look at Mr. Fluffypants. Her eyes were the maddest he had ever seen them. He realized that Rit was 10 times scarier than Reshy.