John, a normal boy who loves lazing around, sometimes eating biscuits, has a secret identity. He is actually the legendary hero known as Octopus Man, a caped hero with a trusty octopus plush perched on his head. Octopus Man needs to save the day from many weird and absurd threats to the world. John may not be the smarted hero, but he is the one the world needs. What to expect from this novel: 1. Screwball nonsensical comedy 2. No stakes (for the most part) 3. A practically nonexistent 4th wall 4. Insanity