Florbus crawled into Acty's dining hall leaving a trail of blood behind him. Upon seeing him, Acty's anger grew. "HOW COULD YOU LOSE TO AN IDIOT LIKE OCTOPUS MAN?" he yelled.

"Forgive me. He is truly a powerful adversary. Please just heal me." Florbus said weakly. Kiaqua looked up from her book and reached out her hand. A green magical circle surrounded Florbus, and he started being healed.

Florbus then stood up and said, "Thank you. And don't worry, we will not lose. The other disciples have had more training than me, so they will definitely put those criminals in their places."

"Well, I sure hope so." Acty said in a snarky tone. "Quiet, the next match is starting." Kiaqua said in her usual emotionless voice. The book she held continued to glow again and the events began to be written inside it.

Acty and Florbus leaned in to see what was being written.

Meanwhile, Kookakoo's body started to appear in a new area. It was a dark and enclosed dungeon-like area with magma pouring out of the rock walls.

Across from Kookakoo, the next disciple appeared. It was a humanoid figure with the head of a dog. He wore a fluffy red cape and held a golden staff.

The figure flamboyantly waved his cape and shouted, "HOW DARETH THEE INFLICT DESTRUCTION UPON MY MASTER'S MANOR!"

Kookakoo ignored him completely. Her eyes sparkled and she yelled, "A DOGGY!"

"Incorrect, I am called Sir Seepage III. Thou shalt face eternal suffering by my hands." Sir Seepage III said menacingly.

Kookakoo realized that this was not a nice doggy. Wasting no time she yelled, "70 + 10 = 80!" causing an explosion so grand Sir Seepage was sent flying backwards into the rock wall.

"Insolent mortal!" Sir Seepage shouted. He stood back up, relatively unharmed, and aimed his staff at Kookakoo. The top started glowing blue and a beam of light shot from it.

"AAAAH!" Kookakoo shouted, narrowly dodging the beam of light.

Sir Seepage grunted in anger at her dodging the beam. He continued shooting beams of light from his staff. Kookakoo hopped around, just barely dodging each beam of light.

She grabbed one of the beams of light in midair and bit it. "Yuck. This doesn't taste like biscuits." she said, disgusted. Sir Seepage III tilted his head in confusion.

"Anyway, 5 x 5 = 25!" Kookakoo shouted. Mini explosions surrounded Sir Seepage III causing him to duck, covering his head. He saw an opening as the explosions started dissipating, and he fired off one last beam of light, this one bigger than the other.

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This one struck Kookakoo directly in the stomach and she coughed up cans of beans and collapsed to the ground." Sir Seepage was confused and walked up to the cans. He picked one up, and it exploded into hundreds of mini Kookakoos.

"What? This is preposterous!" Sir Seepage said to himself. The mini Kookakoos started climbing up Sir Seepage's legs and they bit him. He started hopping around in pain. He then fired a beam of light from his staff at his legs. This killed the mini Kookakoos, but also greatly damaged his legs.

Sir Seepage sat on the ground in pain. "Whilst I am in great pain, I have emerged victorious." he said to himself proudly.

A woman walked up and slapped Sir Seepage. "Hey, my name is Victorious, and I didn't emerge from anywhere." She then walked away.

"Egad! I find myself quite undone by the severity of that stinging affliction!" Sir Seepage III mumbled to himself while rubbing his face.

Taking the opportunity, Kookakoo jumped back up and ran up to Sir Seepage. He looked over and gasped in shock seeing Kookakoo running towards him. Kookakoo then kicked Sir Seepage so hard, he bounced around the arena. He ended up landing in the magma.

"HAHAHAHA! BURN DOGGY BURN!" Kookakoo yelled sadistically.

Sir Seepage was yelping in pain, and anger in the form of a meter grew above him. This was his anger meter, and meter for measuring his anger in the form of a meter known as the anger meter.

"OH NO! AN ANGER METER! A METER FOR MEASURING ANGER IN THE FORM OF A METER KNOWN AS THE ANGER METER!" Kookakoo yelled in pure fear.

The meter reached the top, and Sir Seepage crawled out of the lava. He was severely burnt, but he was still walking. He raised his staff and the area started rumbling.

Kookakoo looked around, and behind her were a bunch of dogs that appeared out of nowhere. Kookakoo took a step back and said, "Those dogs, they have the same aura as Dinkleflop. That must mean...."

"Gird thy loins, for thou shalt soon encounter mine fearsome hounds, whose DNA is from the lineage of noble steeds!" Sir Seepage shouted.

"D..d.d.d.d...d.d.d.d.d.d..does th...t.t..th.at mean they h..h.h...ha..have horse DNA?" Kookakoo asked, stuttering excessively.

"Correct." Sir Seepage replied.

The dogs viciously attacked Kookakoo, ripping her limb from limb. She screamed in pain as Sir Seepage watched and laughed maniacally.

Kookakoo returned to the dungeon covered in bandages. "I lost guys." she said in a sad tone.

The rest of them looked concerned. "Are you okay?" Emberlyn asked. "Had better days." Kookakoo replied sadly and sat down.

Cutecumber shook her head and said, "If only I was picked. I'm the cutest after all."

Goose Man pointed at Cutecumber and simply said, "I hate that one."

Octopus Man walked up to Kookakoo and patted her back. "Oh, you're not losing." he stated. "But I already did." Kookakoo said, looking at him in a confused way.

"Nuh uh." Octopus Man said as he reached up and grabbed a clock from the sky and reversed the timeline by a few seconds. She was just about to be attacked by the dogs, but Octopus Man teleported in really quickly and gave her a diamond incrusted biscuit. "I found this on the subway." he said.

"The one from Azerbaijan?" Kookakoo asked. "Yup. Now eat it!" Octopus Man shouted, stuffing the biscuit down her throat. "Good luck!" Octopus Man said, giving her a thumbs up, before teleporting away.

Kookakoo started feeling energy course through her veins. Her hair went platinum, and she began to smirk confidently.

"WE DID IT! WE WON!" Acty and Florbus said as they hopped up and down together in excitement. Kiaqua sighed and said, "Please sir, calm down. The book is glowing again." Acty and Florbus ran back to Kiaqua and looked at the book. Their eyes were wide in disbelief.

As Kookakoo's aura began to strengthen, Sir Seepage took a few steps back in shock. "What hast though become?" he asked in fear.

"I've become Kookakoo. Kookakoo biscuit mode!" she replied, turning to him with fire in her eyes.