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21 - Escape?

21 - Escape?

As Octopus Man, Kookakoo, and Floran ran away from Big Buff Man and the dinosaur, Floran shouted to them. "Do you guys see any dots?" Octopus Man who was eating a bunch of them shook his head and said, "Nope, none."

With anger in her eyes, Floran slapped Octopus Man and yelled, "WE WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TO DESTROY THIS WORLD!" As Floran was scolding Octopus Man, Big Buff Man and the dinosaur reached them.

"How dare you destroy all the dots!" The dinosaur yelled, his voice trembling with anger. "I'LL KILL YOU!" Big Buff Man shouted.

Kookakoo giggled before saying, "There are no horses in this dimension so... 100 + 100 = 200!" The resulting explosion caused the entire world to shake. Big Buff Man and the dinosaur started to back away in fear.

Floran, her eyes wide with fear, asked, "What did you just do Kookakoo?" Kookakoo just shrugged in response. Suddenly the dimension began to crack, and within seconds, imploded on itself.

Uncle Rame looked up to see Octopus Man, Kookakoo, and Floran falling from the sky. His eyes widened in surprise as he didn't expect them to get back so quickly.

"How did you make it back so fast?" he asked. "AHH A FISH!" Octopus Man yelled before smashing him into a million pieces.

"WHAT THE HELL OCTOPUS MAN!" Floran shouted. "WHY DID YOU JUST..." but before she could finish her sentence she noticed Cutecumber with her legs crossed on the throne that King La had previously sat on.

Cutecumber had a sly smirk on her face and laughed. "Oh so you guys survived. I guess Uncle Rame was right, you are strong." she said with a hint of malice in her voice.

"Cutecumber, what are you doing?" Floran asked, confused. "Oh, I'm just showing what a weak person like me can really do. I have taken over Landland, and even the neighboring countries." Cutecumber responded.

"We were literally gone for 10 minutes." Floran stated bluntly. Cutecumber nodded before letting out a slight laugh. "And I have already taken over so much land. See how powerful I really am." she responded coldly.

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Floran turned to Octopus Man for help only to see him eating the remains of Uncle Rame with Kookakoo around a campfire. Floran then sighed. "Whatever, I'll beat you myself then."

Cutecumber laughed before saying, "Beat me? Oh I know I can't beat you myself, that's why I'll do this." Cutecumber snapped her fingers. Floran quickly raised her hand and summoned energy ropes to tie up Cutecumber.

Cutecumber who was now tied up just smiled and said, "It's too late now." Just then, a figure burst through the wall. It had glowing blue eyes and a body that looked like it was swirling with the cosmos itself. A truly non-corporeal being.

Floran stood back in shock. "This is Yunagami." Cutecumber said. "He is the true lord of the world. I called upon him and he answered." she concluded.

Kookakoo, her mouth filled with Uncle Rame, stated, "Yunagami is actually a false god created by Landland citizens." Just then Yunagami fired a blast of energy at Kookakoo, sending her flying through the wall behind her.

Octopus Man sighed before standing up. He then reached out his hand and fired a blast of energy back at Yunagami. Yunagami was damaged and angered, he then stared at Octopus Man, causing Octopus Man to feel dizzy.

Cutecumber laughed. "Yunagami is a master of mind control!" she shouted. Octopus Man then shook his head and yelled, "YOU FORGOT ONE THING! I CAN'T BE MIND CONTROLLED BECAUSE I DRANK ORANGE JUICE THIS MORNING!"

Cutecumber looked confused and Octopus Man ran up, and dropkicked Yunagami in the face. Yunagami fell over and began crying in pain before standing up seconds later, once again serious.

"Wait a minute. Sorry to interrupt this epic fight, but where is Brazilian Bug Boy?" Floran asked. Cutecumber smiled before answering, "I sent him to prison because he tried to oppose me. This is why you should never underestimate me."

Kookakoo standing up from the rubble rubs her head in pain. "Cutecumber, you're just as bad as Lya now. You were trying to stop ASS, but you are doing the same thing they were." she stated.

Cutecumber's eyes widened with pure rage. "DON'T YOU DARE LUMP ME IN WITH THEM!" she shouted. With her cucumber sword she attempted to slice through the energy ropes Floran created, but it was no use. Floran just stared at her before saying, "You know, Kookakoo is right for once. I mean usually she is a complete idiot, I mean a total dumbass. Like seriously, a complete and utter failure of a human being, but she is right this time."

Kookakoo smiles. "Aww, thank you." she said.

"SHUT UP! KILL THEM ALL YUNAGAMI!" Cutecumber yelled. Yunagami grabbed Octopus Man by the neck and he was unable to move. "Hehe, luckily I've been on Mars this entire time and was never here." Octopus Man said. His body then faded away, and he returned from the hole in the roof. Yunagami, despite having almost no facial features, was visibly confused.