"NO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Acty cried clinging on to a teddy bear. "Too bad!" Octopus Man replied, kicking Acty through the roof, causing him to fly into orbit.

Florbus' eyes widened in shock. He started backing up in fear. "Hey, you already beat me, so no need to do it again." he said nervously.

"Octopus Man beat you, but I didn't." Kookakoo yelled. "ℵ1 + ℵ1 = ℵ1!" she shouted, causing explosion so grand the story ceased to continue.

THE END!

"Really Kookakoo? Maybe I shouldn't have said that." Her emerald green hair covered her eyes as she looked downwards in disappointment. She flipped her pencil over and started erasing the words that had just been written.

"Octopus Man beat you, but I didn't." Kookakoo yelled. "100 + 100 = 200!" she shouted, causing an explosion that sent Florbus flying through a wall.

Kiaqua opened her glowing book again and started to read a few pages back. "If my memory serves me correct, that girl has a weakness." She read where Sir Seepage III summoned a horse which Kookakoo could not damage.

Kiaqua then pointed to the ground, causing a magic portal to appear. A horse arose from the portal, and Kookakoo screamed in a high-pitched tone. She quickly hid behind Octopus Man, crying at the sight of the horse.

Floran sighed and caused an energy spear to erupt from the ground, impaling, and killing the horse instantly. "There." she said bluntly.

"Well, it seems you have won." Kiaqua said, pulling out a white flag and waving it, still keeping a straight face.

"NO THEY HAVEN'T!" A voice called from the sky. The group looked up to see Acty returning. His glasses were shattered on one side and his mask was gone. He was obviously severely damaged, but he somehow looked stronger than ever. "I'LL KILL THEM!" he yelled as loud as he could.

Lusha pointed to where he was and thickened the air below him to make it as hard as concrete. Acty collided with the thickened air and was instantly defeated.

Lusha un-thickened the air causing him to plummet to the ground, unconscious.

Florbus got up from the broken wall he had collided in to. He was holding his arm in pain, and he was covered in blood. "Kiaqua, please heal me." he said weakly.

Kiaqua was sipping on a cup of tea. "I would, but I have already conceded."

Florbus looked down in frustration. He looked back up and said, "So be it, I'll defeat them even in this condition. After all, I'm immune to bullets!"

Octopus Man and Kookakoo started firing their trusty machine guns that they have always had. Florbus coughed up blood as he was shot up.

Once Octopus Man and Kookakoo ran out of bullets, he fell to the ground, his soul coming out of his body.

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Emberlyn was covering her ears from the sound of the gunshots. "Is it over? That was really loud." she said quietly.

Goose Man shook his head and said, "It's not over. I think the national army heard the sound of gunshots."

"How do you know that?" Cutecumber asked. Goose Man pointed to the entire army standing in the corner of the room. "Maybe because of that." he responded.

Brazilian Bug Boy pulled out his sword, ready to attack, but Goose Man put out his hand to stop him. "Don't use your sword." he said. "Why not?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked, completely bewildered by Goose Man stopping him from taking down the army.

"Because, we have an ally here." Goose Man replied cryptically. Suddenly, the ground shook, and a T-rex head looked down the hole that Acty created when he flew through the roof.

"Hey, it's Sewerbass." Lusha stated with a smirk. Sewerbass started breathing fire on the army. "Wait, he's a dragon?" Floran asked in confusion.

Once the army was disintegrated, Sewerbass turned to the group. "No, I'm a dinosaur, I just ate really hot curry." he replied.

"Ok, let's wrap it up guys." Floran said, clapping the dust off of her hands.

U-VOL, Sir Seepage III, and Gastronimus walked through the door. "Congratulations guys! You did it." U-VOL said, clapping her hands.

"And it was all thanks to me!" Cutecumber said with a smug smile. Goose Man turned to Kiaqua and said, "Have Cutecumber executed please."

Acty regained consciousness and yelled, "I'M NOT DONE YET!" he tried to stand up but couldn't. Sir Seepage walked up and held him by his arms, helping him up. "Thou art quite damaged sir." he said. "Nonsense. I'm fine." Acty replied in denial, despite blood pooring from his face like Niagara Falls.

"Dear God." U-VOL said, laughing to herself. Kiaqua reached out her hand and healed Acty. "Sir, please do not attempt to fight them anymore." she said calmly.

Acty sighed. "But they destroyed my roof and walls." he said sadly.

"Gastronimus can fix that." Kiaqua replied. Gastronimus was now wearing a hard hat and holding a mallet in his wing.

Acty smiled weakly. "Fine. The rebels are free to go." He conceded.

"YAY!" Octopus Man shouted before running out of the mansion as fast as he could. "WAIT FOR ME!" Kookakoo yelled behind him, running with him.

"Ugh. Those idiots." Floran mumbled to herself, slowly following behind them. Lusha turned to Acty. "It's been a pleasure." she said with a smile. "He tried to kill us." Brazilian Bug Boy said bluntly.

"Please, can we go now. I really want to get to the silver lakes." Emberlyn pleaded, anxious to wash away her flames.

"Ok ok. Let's go." Lusha said, walking outside with Emberlyn. Cutecumber, Brazilian Bug Boy, and Goose Man followed closely behind.

"Bye guys!" Sewerbass said in a happy tone.

Once they made it outside, Octopus Man looked around. "Man, I am famished after that whole ordeal." he stated.

"Good thing I brought this steak dinner with me." Brazilian Bug Boy said, pulling out a succulent steak on a plate. "I'll be taking that." Lusha said, taking the steak.

"HEY! THAT'S MINE!" Brazilian Bug Boy shouted. "Actually, I deserve it because I'm the main character." Octopus Man said, grabbing the steak. "Yeah, and I'm the main character's sidekick." Kookakoo added, also grabbing on to the steak.

"Nuh uh!" Lusha retorted, attempting to pull the steak back for herself.

"I'M ALSO HUNGRY!" Goose Man shouted, jumping in to try and take the steak. "Are you guys forgetting it's literally mine!" Brazilian Bug Boy said angrily, grabbing on to the plate.

"And I just want to be included!" Cutecumber cried, grabbing on the plate as well.

"Guys, stop fighting!" Floran scolded loudly.

As they all pulled on the plate in different direction, the plate shattered, and the steak went flying. It collided with Emberlyn's head. "Ouch!" she exclaimed before stumbling back into one of the pillars of the mansion.

The fire from her body spread to the pillars and started to burn through the wood. They watched the building be set ablaze, their eyes all wide in disbelief.

"I uh... I think we should get going." Lusha stated. "Yup." they all replied. They all ran as fast as they could.