"Please forgive me! I didn't mean to cause so much trouble." Mr. Fluffypants said with tears in his eyes as Rit held her sword up to his neck. "You've been nothing but a useless crybaby ever since I met you. You're lucky I don't just drop you into a vat of acid." Rit replied harshly.

Nalay stood up and said, "You've been arguing for a while now. I'm trying to focus on my lung capacity, so I'd like some peace and quiet please."

"Oh, don't think I've forgiven you either!" Rit snapped.

The ground them started rumbling and they all looked around in fear. "W..what's going on?" Malum asked, her voice trembling slightly.

Nalay laughed to herself and pointed to the distance. "It's just a stampede of wild boars." Malum sighed in relief. "Oh phew, just boars." she said.

"And they're holding axes." Nalay concluded. Malum screamed in fear.

The boar surrounded the group. Rit lowered her sword and looked frustrated. Mr. Fluffypants let out a scream of fear and hid behind Rit.

Rit simply slasher her sword, and the shockwave from her slash caused the boars to fly backwards. Nalay pointed downwards and a portal opened beneath them and most of the boars fell down into the depths of the abyss.

Mr. Fluffypants, noticing the abyss, started stuttering in terror. "Y..y..y.ou are related to that pink-haired girl, aren't you?" Nalay looked over and thought to herself for a second before replying, "Oh, you mean Floran? Yeah. I'm her sister."

Mr. Fluffypants felt a shiver down his spine and continued to hide behind Rit. "Save me Rit. This girl's sister hates me, and she traumatized by friend."

Rit looked really angry and punched Mr. Fluffypants in the face. "Oh, you think she's trouble? I'll kill you before she ever does." Mr. Fluffypants fell backwards and held his face in pain.

Some of the remaining boars stood back up and charged at the group with their axes. Malum started backing up a bit. "Nalay, do something." she said.

Nalay shook her head and responded, "It's too late. The boars won." Malum turned to Nalay with fear in her eyes. "WHAT?" she cried.

"I'm sorry Malum. I'm hungry, and I used up all my strength. Oh well time to die I guess." Nalay said and curled up into a sleeping bag. "NO PLEASE!" Malum begged.

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Rit sighed. "I'm going to have to do everything myself like usual." she stated angrily, but she turned her head in surprise when she saw The Number 7 hovering towards the boars.

Mr. Fluffypants got up and shouted, "YES 7, YOU GOT THIS!"

7 neared the charging boars, ready to demolish them, but suddenly an alien invasion happened. A UFO flew over 7 and abducted him. The UFO then flew away.

"NO 7!" Mr. Fluffypants cried in anguish.

Rit looked up to the sky in confusion. "What even happened?" she asked herself. When she was caught off-guard the boars ambushed her and started swinging their axes at her.

Rit was completely taken aback. She managed to deflect most of the attacks with her sword but was growing more and more overwhelmed by the second.

"Please wake up Nalay!" Malum said with tears in her eyes, shoving her a bit. Nalay whimpered in her sleep, saying, "But I don't want French toast."

Some other boars gained in on Malum, and she was growing desperate.

One of the boar's axes cut Rit's arms slightly. "ACK!" she shouted. She stabbed one of the boars through the chest, killing it instantly, but the rest continued to ambush her.

Mr. Fluffypants looked around, panicked. He reached into his pockets and pulled out a floppy disk. "TAKE THIS!" he shouted, throwing the floppy disk at the boars that were attacking Rit.

The boars stopped for a second. They looked up at Mr. Fluffypants. The air was silent for a second.

Before he knew it, the boars were chasing Mr. Fluffypants while he was screaming. Rit stood up and shook her head. "Idiot." she said to herself. She regained her footing and held her sword tightly.

Just when Mr. Fluffypants thought he was going to be chopped to bits by the boars, one of them stopped. "Ow my head hurts." it said in a low-pitched voice.

It collapsed to its death. All the others looked down at the body, and then they all collapsed as well.

Rit, who was about to step in, lowered her sword. "What just happened?" she asked. Nalay jumped out of her sleeping bag, shocking Malum, and replied, "It's really quite obvious. The floppy disk Mr. Fluffypants threw just so happened to hit a pressure point in one of the boars that caused it to die."

Rit looked back at the dead bodies and asked, "And the others?"

"They died from shock, obviously." Nalay answered with a confident smile. Rit sheathed her sword and pushed Nalay aside and said, "Just shut up. I've had enough of all of you."

"Suit yourself. No trillion dollars for you." Nalay said, crossing her arms. "You have a trillion dollars Nalay?" Malum asked. "No." Nalay responded.

Rit walked down the street with a disgruntled look on her face. Mr. Fluffypants ran after her and said, "See I did something. I saved the universe!"

"You didn't do anything. You got lucky like always, and it just makes me more pissed. Now go away already." Rit replied harshly.

Mr. Fluffypants looked down sadly, and in front of them a massive ship crashed to the ground. It was the UFO from earlier. The Number 7 hovered out as if nothing had happened.

"YAY 7! YOU'RE BACK!" Mr. Fluffypants shouted excitedly, hugging 7.

Rit rolled her eyes and walked past them. "Come on Rit! It's a group hug moment!" Mr. Fluffypants said. "I'd rather go to France." Rit responded.