"Ok, why was the last chapter called 'A Fork in the Road'? There was nothing even remotely close to that description in the last chapter." Cutecumber said bluntly.
Supper Man shouted at Cutecumber, "Silence you adorable idiot! I am in the midst of a power up!"
As Supper Man said this, his body began to radiate a yellow aura. It was clear that he was preparing a devastating attack.
Octopus Man, Kookakoo, Cutecumber, and Floran braced themselves for the attack. The ground beneath them trembled as Supper Man's power continued to increase.
Supper Man's evil grin widened as he looked at his hands that now harnessed greater power. He reached out his hand and a giant snake emerged from the ground. It soared through the air, aimed directly at the heroes.
Supper Man loudly let out an evil laugh. "Behold! The ultimate snake!" he shouted. "This is the power of Supper Central!" he concluded.
The snake crashed down, attempting to consume them, but as soon as it landed, Kookakoo was immediately on top of the snake. She looked super excited. "Can we keep him John? Can we, can we?"
Octopus Man sighed. "Kookakoo, you know he needs to be neutered."
Cutecumber shook her head. "Well actually, snakes don't usually get neutered because of the long process. And besides, they are rather rare pets, so there is not much of a reason to."
Octopus Man smiled brightly when he heard Cutecumber say this. He instantly jumped on top of the snake alongside Kookakoo and they both started begging "Can we keep him Cutecumber? Can we, can we?"
Floran used telekinesis to get them down from the snake. She then started scolding them. "You two are idiots." She then summoned a massive sword of energy and chopped the snake's head off in one swift slice. Octopus Man started holding Kookakoo back as she furiously trying to attack Floran. "LET ME KILL HER! SHE KILLED SNAKEY!" Kookakoo shouted.
Cutecumber, with her cucumber sword, started to chop the rest of the snake's body into pieces. When she finished, she put them in her salad. "Mmm. Snake and cucumber salad is so amazing." She stated.
Supper Man, observing the heroes' victory against the giant snake, started laughing to himself. "You think that was the only thing up my sleeve? This is just the beginning!"
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Suddenly, a swirling vortex enveloped Supper Man. Out from the vortex came the villain feared by all, Refrigerator Guy.
Cutecumber stood back and said, "Watch out! That's the almighty Refrigerator Guy!" I literally already said that Cutecumber. What's the point in having a narration device if you are just gonna say the exact same thing I say. Sorry, I just got a little upset. "Sorry narrator." Cutecumber said sadly.
Without thinking, Kookakoo shouted "1 + 1 = 2!" This explosion instantly obliterated Refrigerator Guy.
Floran looked at Kookakoo with a confused and shocked expression. "What the hell? How did you beat the most feared villain in all of existence with the weakest equation?" she asked. Kookakoo shrugged.
Supper Man's jaw was on the floor. He could not believe Kookakoo of all people took down his trump card. "I hate you Kookakoo." He said abruptly. Kookakoo sat in the corner crying due to his harsh words.
Floran, who had enough of playing around, focused her energy on Supper Man. With a wave of her hand, she unleashed a powerful telekinetic force that lifted Supper Man off the ground. She then propelled him into the sky, through space, hurtling him towards a far away planet.
As Supper Man flew through the vacuum of space, he crashed onto the planet. The impact created an explosion so large it caused a massive crater, scattering fragments of the planet everywhere.
Octopus Man, Kookakoo, and Cutecumber watched with shocked expressions as Floran proved her self to be truly, utterly, very, extremely, incredibly, exceptionally, positively, exceedingly overpowered.
Floran spread her angelic wings and soared through the cosmos and arrived at the planet where Supper Man had crashed. She landed beside him, her pink hair practically glowing on this planet which has very limited light.
Supper Man, still recovering from the impact, started shaking in fear as he saw Floran approaching. "Wait don't.." but before he could finish his sentence, Floran channeled her power into a mighty kick. The force of her strike sent Supper Man flying through the crust of the planet, and even making him exit from the other side.
The sheer force of Floran's kick shattered the planet into nothing but dust. A shockwave rippled through space.
Floran suddenly teleported back and looked at the group. "Well, that's one less person who will be trying to destroy squishy socks." she said with a sigh.
Octopus Man snapped his fingers in disappointment. "Damn, and whenever I destroy planets, I get sentenced to 145 thousand years in prison, but when you do it it's okay." he says sarcastically.
Floran turned her attention away, Ignoring Octopus Man's antics. She then raised her voice. "Come on guys. we need to beat ASS so we can then beat the Triune.
Octopus Man couldn't resist chiming in, "Yeah, yeah, let's beat ASS and get those biscuits." Octopus Man then realized he was missing his plush octopus hat. He turned around to see Kookakoo wearing it and giggling.
Octopus Man calmly walked up to Kookakoo and smiled. He then punched her so hard the entire galaxy shattered, but don't worry, it will be fixed in the next chapter.