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34 - Break the News

34 - Break the News

As they all prepared to face off against Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man, he gave them no time to attack. He moved so fast; the entire timeline was reversed.

They were back at the first floor again. "What just happened?" Cutecumber asked. Floran took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She was trying to sense where Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man was. Despise his infinite speed, she could track him. She reached out her arm and grabbed him.

Without hesitation, Floran attempted to plunge her energy sword into his chest, but the sword wouldn't even pierce through his clothes.

Kookakoo inhaled and was about to yell a math equation, but Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man used his pencil to write that Kookakoo was bad at math equations. "2 + 2 = 745!" she yelled, and instantly exploded herself.

Astra lowered her gun and shrugged her shoulders. "Ok I'm out." she said bluntly. "I almost died once. I'm not doing this again." she concluded, as she walked out of the tower.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man smirked and freed his hand from Floran's grasp. "You may have infinite stats, but you don't have the power to take me down." Mazialia shouted.

Mazialia then rushed to him and swung his sword at him. Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man blocked it with his pencil. As they clashed Mazialia yelled, "YOUR PLOT POWERS WON'T WORK ON ME!"

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man jumped backwards and laughed before saying, "Maybe not, but you'll never be able to get to the key at the top of the tower because you can't defeat me either."

Mr. Fluffypants stepped forward. "I'll help guys, don't worry!" he shouted. He started to run towards Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man but tripped on a rock and fell face first to the ground. "OW!" he cried.

The Number 7 hovered towards Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man and stood in front of him. "And what do you want?" Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man said menacingly. The Number 7 didn't reply.

As Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man stared at The Number 7, he felt a shiver go down his spine. "This guy's creepy." he said before stepping back.

"Not as creepy as this!" Octopus Man shouted before summoning Catalina with a whistle. When she appeared Octopus Man looked at her and said, "Quick, turn into infinity + 1 to beat this guy."

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Catalina barked in agreement and turned into an abstract floating box that represented what lied beyond infinity. It grew a foot and kicked Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man into a wall.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man gritted his teeth and used his pencil to upgrade his stats to infinity + 2. "Catalina, tranform into infinity + 3!" Octopus Man yelled. Catalina did just so.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man laughed and yelled. "I just wrote that my stats are infinity + infinity to the infinitieth power. He then kicked the abstract Catalina into a wall, causing her to revert to her normal dog state.

Octopus Man fell to his knees and yelled, "WE'RE DOOMED!" He then got up and walked over to Kookakoo. "I'm starving, let's get some biscuits." Kookakoo nodded and ran quickly to the Sahara Desert to get a biscuit. She ran back quickly with a bunch of biscuits. Octopus Man and Kookakoo instantly started feasting on them.

"Here you go Catalina." Octopus Man said, as he stuffed a biscuit down her gullet. "Oooh, I got a diamond incrusted biscuit!" Kookakoo shouted as she pulled out a sparkling biscuit from the pile. Octopus Man's eyes widened. "NO WAY! THAT'S SO LUCKY!" he yelled.

Mazialia sighed and said, "Kookakoo just went the Sahara Desert by the way. That's not even on this planet."

"Whatever, let's just get back to the fight." Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man said bluntly. "Oh yeah, of course." Mazialia replied.

Brazilian Bug Boy and Cutecumber stood there as everyone else did the work for them. "Do you forgive me yet?" Cutecumber asked. "Not this again. Fine I forgive you." Brazilian Bug Boy replied as he facepalmed.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man smiled as he stepped closer to Mazialia. He began to write in the script again, but Mazialia swung his sword has hard as he possibly could, and the pencil snapped in half.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man's eyes widened in fear. "H...how did you do that?" he asked, not believing what had just happened.

Mazialia shrugged. "The plot calls for the good guys to win. I guess you could call it plot armor." he replied.

Emberlyn who had stayed in the back to not put attention to herself got a phone call. She hesitantly answered it and whispered, "Not the best time, I'm witnessing a fight to the death right now." She then let the person on the other side speak, and she dropped her phone in terror.

"What's up?" Octopus Man asked, with his mouth full of biscuits. "There has been a major collapse in every dimension." Emberlyn replied, her voice shaking.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man turned his head when he heard this and stepped forward to Emberlyn. "What did you just say?" he asked. "AAH DON'T KILL ME!" Emberlyn shouted in fear.

Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man sighed and said, "I will if you don't tell me what you just said." Emberlyn looked up and answered, "I work for an agency back on Earth. They are very advanced, and they have been watching the balance of the dimensions. They said the dimensions are collapsing one-by-one by the second."

Everyone walked up to her. "It's the Triune, isn't it?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked rhetorically. Emberlyn just shook her head. "No, something much worse."

Floran walked up to Emberlyn and looked her in the eyes before asking, "How? What could be worse than the Triune?"

Tears of fear flooded Emberlyn's eyes. She took a deep breath and replied, "The Triune is dead."