Octopus Man neared the finish line as the army continued slaying demons. Pepperoni, noticing that they were so close to finish, cheered them on. "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!" he shouted. "YEAH! KEEP GOING!" Ocean added.
"Wow, we are actually going to win." Brazilian Bug Boy said, surprised. "Of course we are. I fed Catalina biscuits before the race, so she is unbeatable." Octopus Man said with a smile.
The demons that made it past the army continued their way to Kate Myanmar. She was in her car, which had now fully shut down. She turned around and smiled.
Kate jumped out of her car and asked, "May you please help me? I am having vehicle troubles?" The demons surrounded her with flaming swords. She looked around with a shocked expression. "Oh my." she said.
"KILL HER!" One demon yelled, raising its sword. Kate looked down at the ground and had a huge smile. "Oh, a lucky penny!" she shouted. She bent over to get the penny, which caused the demon to slice the demon behind her in half.
Kate got back and looked at the penny with bright eyes. "How wonderful." she said to herself. All the demons unanimously attacked her by jumping at her.
Kate looked down again, "And would you look at that, a package of gum someone left." She bent down again, and all the demons collided, killing each other accidentally.
When she got back up, she looked at the bodies with a confused expression. "Oh, please do not sleep. I am still in great need of assistance with my vehicle." she stated.
As Octopus Man got even closer to the finish line, Cutecumber said, "There's literally nothing in our way." Scratchy then jumped onto the windshield of the car. "I'M HERE!" he yelled.
"Shut up!" Kookakoo shouted before summoning a dragon that grabbed Scratchy and flew him off into the distance.
"Ok, now there's nothing in our way." Cutecumber concluded.
"WE'RE HERE!" Jinjin and Mimi yelled, also on the windshield.
Octopus Man sighed and pointed at them. A vortex then opened in the sky and sucked them up.
"Ok, NOW..." Cutecumber said, but was cut off by sleeping dude falling from the sky onto the windshield somehow. Octopus Man and Kookakoo did a high five and their combined power summoned God himself to smite Sleeping Dude into dust.
Cutecumber looked around for a few seconds, before once again saying, "Now there's nothing in our way." Just then they heard stomping behind them. "OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Cutecumber yelled.
Floran sighed and summoned energy spikes, and without even looking fired them off behind them, but the stomping didn't stop. She turned around and her face contorted in fear when she saw that it was Refrigerator Guy.
Brazilian Bug Boy and Cutecumber also looked behind and both fainted in fear. "DRIVE FASTER!" Floran yelled. Octopus Man stepped on the gas, but no matter what, no one could escape from the strongest villain in all of existence.
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Kookakoo was eating a candy bar and threw the rapper behind the car. Refrigerator Guy tripped on the rapper and fell face first, dying on impact with the ground.
Floran looked behind and she was still hyperventilating in fear.
Shoobeeshwas helped the army by killing demons with them. Pepperoni, Ocean, and Ofor watched as he did this. "They are totally going to win." Ocean said. Pepperoni nodded. "Duh, they killed Mr. Suit, they can do anything." he replied.
Ofor suddenly turned to them with wide eyes. "They what?" she asked in a horrifying tone. Pepperoni scratched the back of his head nervously and said, "Oh yeah, we didn't tell you but..." but before he could finish his sentence, Ofor jumped out onto the racetrack.
"WAIT OFOR!" Pepperoni yelled, but it was too late.
Cutecumber and Brazilian Bug Boy regained consciousness and Cutecumber looked behind the car to see that they were no longer being chased. She sighed in relief and said, "Finally, we FINALLY have nothing in our way."
Ofor then jumped in front of their car and stopped it with one hand.
"Ok I give up." Cutecumber stated exasperatedly.
Ofor gave them a death stare. "Who are you?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked. Ofor didn't answer she just gripped the car hood as hard as possible, crushing it slowly.
Octopus Man looked at Kookakoo and nodded. Kookakoo nodded back. They decided to use their secret plan. They started chanting "Oh Catalina fly fly fly!"
"What the hell is going on?" Floran asked to herself.
Suddenly, the car grew wings and flew right over Ofor. She looked up at the car flying towards the finish line and she looked furious. She used all her strength and jumped as high as possible over their car and crash down on it, slamming it back to the ground.
The car was severely damaged and Octopus Man looked at her with an angry expression. "You know this car is Catalina right?" he asked with crossed arms.
"I don't know what that means." Ofor said before smashing her fist through the windshield.
Pepperoni and Ocean ran up to her. "STOP IT LET THEM FINISH!" Pepperoni shouted. "Yeah, Mr. Suit was evil. He was killing people" Ocean added.
Ofor looked at them before ripping off the bumper of Octopus Man's car and swinging it into Pepperoni. He fell to the ground. "Ofor... why?" he asked.
"You are a traitor. Mr. Suit would never hurt anyone." Ofor replied. Ocean smirked and said, "Hey, I deserve to be punished too. Hit me with the bumper as well."
"Do you think I'm an idiot? I'm on your team, I know your powers." Ofor replied. She dropped the bumper and grabbed Octopus Man out of the car.
"You killed the boss huh? Well, I'll kill you then." Ofor said menacingly. Kookakoo shouted, "NO! TAKE CUTECUMBER INSTEAD!" Cutecumber looked shocked.
Shoobeeshwas started running towards them in fear. "THE DEMONS HAVE EVOLVED!" he shouted. They all looked up to see the demons in fighter jets. Ofor dropped Octopus Man and said, "I'll deal with you later."
Octopus Man jumped back into his car. "No you won't." he replied with a laugh and zoomed off.
"Ok that's it, I've had enough!" Ofor shouted. She began to run after him, but Ocean grabbed her. "Just think about it for a second. Was Mr. Suit ever really trustworthy?" she asked.
Ofor tried to rip her arm away from Ocean, but then she started thinking to the first day she was hired. She was homeless, living in a box. She saw a rat and jumped on it, doing wicked karate moves to kill it so she could have dinner for the day.
As she consumed the rat, Mr. Suit, wearing his iconic suit, walked up with a warm smile and reached out his hand. "You have good moves. You could join my defense team to protect the nation while I control the population by murdering people."
"Hmm, now that I think about it, he had some suspicious moments, but that doesn't mean anything. " Ofor replied.
A demon was looking down from its fighter jet and spotted Kate next to her car. It began shooting, but Kate looked down just as it was doing so. "Oh, I just have the craziest luck. An unopened can of soda someone left on the ground." She bent down, unknowingly evading all of the bullets.