Floran and Nalay continued throwing energy beams at TRIUNE. "Heh, seems like Octopus Man got distracted again." Nalay said, turning to Floran. "obviously he did. He's an idiot beyond comprehension." Floran replied with a scoff.
After throwing another energy beam, Nalay spoke up again, saying, "Well, you should be used to this by now." Floran then threw another one of her energy beams and responded, "I should, I've come to realize that the story won't progress without the main character."
"Then just become the main character!" Nalay suggested. Floran did not reply, she just kept throwing her energy beams. She did consider the option though.
Goose Man had placed his hanger down, causing it to transform into a turret that fired for him. He was relaxing on one of the seats of the cathedral while Astra and Ofor manually shot their guns.
"Hey lazy bones. Do something." Lusha said, glaring at him. "I am." he responded, pointing to the turret. Lusha narrowed her eyes as if she was going to say something, but instead she just shrugged and said, "Oh well."
At the lowest level of the cathedral, on the stage, the sword wielders continued to attack TRIUNE. "WE ARE SO CLOSE!" Brazilian Bug Boy yelled, still slicing TRIUNE's massive legs. "No we're not!" Shoobeeshwas responded in a blunt tone. "Yeah, but I just felt like I needed to say something." Brazilian Bug Boy replied.
Mr. Fluffypants walked up to The Number 7, who was still powering everyone up. "Is there a way you can help Octopus Man from here?" he asked. 7 stood there, motionless. "Thanks, you're the best!" Mr. Fluffypants shouted.
"IT'S FIRING UP ANOTHER BEAM!" Emberlyn cried. Chess Hat Pennsylvanian Cape Man looked down to notice that Emberlyn was correct. TRIUNE was about to fire another beam, this time one of distilled water. He quickly rewrote the story, but TRIUNE had grown so angry that it had no effect.
The beam shot from its mouth and was about to destroy the entire stage. Boomerang quickly shot a blast of electricity from his tail, and the two blasts collided. "Gastronimus, quick, help that dinosaur cancel out the beam!" Florbus commanded. Gastronimus nodded, and aimed its fire breath at TRIUNE's beam.
Gastronimus' fire breath and Boomerang's electricity were enough to cancel out TRIUNE's beam entirely.
"Cool. I didn't even have to jump in front of the beam that time." Ocean said to herself. "YOU ARE A DISGRACE!" Ofor shouted. "YOU'RE NEEDLESSLY MEAN!" Ocean replied.
Malum walked up to Lusha and rubbed her eyes, asking, "What's going on?" Lusha turned to her with a surprised expression. "You're finally awake!" she stated. Malum nodded. "Yeah I had a bad dream we were in a cathedral, and the Triune turned into a massive monster." she stated
"You're gonna laugh at this..." Lusha began.
Lusha walked up to Floran, holding Malum's unconscious body in her arms. "Keep this demon safe for me." she said. "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Floran shouted in disbelief.
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TRIUNE, who was disoriented from having its beam cancelled out, looked down to everyone stabbing its body. He began to charge another beam, but this time, aimed at them. "Uh oh spaghettio." Cutecumber said, looking up at TRIUNE charging up once more.
"I'VE GOT THIS!" Ocean exclaimed confidently. She jumped off the row. "It's a pretty large drop. Will she be okay?" Goose Man asked. "Yeah, she'll be fine." Pepperoni replied.
When Ocean hit the bottom, the effects of falling were reversed on to the ground itself, causing a massive crater to appear. She ran towards the sword wielders and jumped in front of them, putting her arms out to protect them. "STAY BEHIND ME!" she yelled.
TRIUNE fired one of its beams, and due to it making contact with Ocean, it reflected on to itself, causing it immense pain. "YOU CAN BE OUR SHIELD!" Brazilian Bug Boy shouted. "Huh?" Ocean asked in confusion. Before she knew it, she was being used as a shield to reflect the effects of TRIUNE's beams. "THIS SUCKS!" she yelled.
"Get used to being annoyed." Rit said in an angry tone.
While being in the haunted house, Octopus Man and Kookakoo were still shaken about the no biscuit sign. "So horrifying." Octopus Man mumbled, trembling in fear. "I'll never sleep again." Kookakoo stated, also trembling.
Acty walked beside the, and he ran into a cobweb and started freaking out. "AH! GET IT OFF!" he yelled. Octopus Man and Kookakoo instantly went back to their serious expressions. "It's just a cobweb dude. Grow up." Octopus Man stated.
Acty ripped the cobweb off of his face and growled in anger. "YOU TWO ARE THE WORST!" he yelled.
"Is there even a way out, or is this an endless loop of rooms?" Kookakoo asked. "According to my calculations, this world is a non-Euclidean manifold, or Nexus, existing as an n-dimensional hyperspace, where n = 42 + π, intersecting with the 455th dimension along the x-axis at coordinates (3.14159, 0, 0). It is characterized by its oscillating probability fields, which fluctuate at a frequency of 1.21 gigahertz, creating a reality distortion every 6.022 x 10^23 femtoseconds." Octopus Man explained.
"Wait so, if I'm understanding correctly, that would mean that this Nexus is enveloped by a non-linear probability membrane with a thickness of 10^-43 meters, which serves as a barrier between this world and the cathedral." Kookakoo stated, looking for clarification.
"Exactly." Octopus Man confirmed. "HOW DID YOU GUSY KNOW THAT?" Acty shouted in confusion. "Know what?" Octopus Man asked.
Suddenly a portal, that looked exactly like the ones 7 summoned earlier appeared. "OOH A PORTAL!" Kookakoo shouted, running up to it. Suddenly a car drove through it and flattened Kookakoo like a pancake.
The driver removed their helmet, revealing that it was Kate Myanmar. Kookakoo got back up and shouted, "IT'S YOU!"
"It's who?" Acty asked. Kate looked around with an oblivious expression on her face. "Oh dear. It seems I made a wrong turn at the stoplight. This isn't the gas station." she said to herself.
Octopus Man walked up and said, "No it's not. This world is a non-Euclidean manifold, or Nexus, existing as an n-dimensional hyperspace, where n = 42 + π, intersecting with the 455th dimension along the x-axis at coordinates (3.14159, 0, 0). It is characterized by its oscillating probability fields, which fluctuate at a frequency of 1.21 gigahertz, creating a reality distortion every 6.022 x 10^23 femtoseconds."
Kate Myanmar stepped out of the car and tilted her head a bit. "Pardon my ignorance, but wouldn't that mean that this little haunted house is enveloped by a non-linear probability membrane with a thickness of 10^-43 meters, which serves as a barrier between this world and the cathedral." she asked.
"Something like that." Octopus Man replied.
Acty slammed his head against the wall in frustration, only for a plethora of spiders to crawl down from the ceiling and cover his face. "AAAAH!" he screamed, running around frantically.