Boomerang approached Kookakoo, Cutecumber, and Floran, who were now standing on the mainland of the Fiji Islands. They turned to him and Boomerang asked, "What happened to the floating island?"
Floran began to speak. "It's a long story, but basically the leader of ASS destroyed all life in the universe and harnessed it for herself."
Boomerang was confused and questioned, "But how are we still alive here?" Kookakoo hopped on Boomerang's back and spoke, "Well, dinosaur man, Octopus Man put a parking meter here, so this world won't die out until the time expires, which is in a few hours." Boomerang nodded. "That makes sense," he stated.
In the darkness of space, which was now devoid of life, Lya snapped her fingers. Due to her infinite power, this simple action caused a ripple in space, affecting Octopus Man and Brazilian Bug Boy, who were thrown backward. Octopus Man was now angry and remarked to Lya, "You're mean! I'm telling the boss about this!"
Suddenly, the boss appeared out of nowhere and punched Lya, yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" Lya, thrown backward and clearly frustrated, yelled at Octopus Man, "STOP PLAYING GAMES!" Brazilian Bug Boy flew up to punch Lya, but she quickly teleported away. Octopus Man attempted the same tactic, only for Lya to teleport away once again.
Lya unleashed a powerful force that compressing Octopus Man until he was a ball of skin. Brazilian Bug Boy grabbed the compressed Octopus Man and dunked him into a nearby floating basketball court. "I won the game!" he declared triumphantly.
Lya was now annoyed and obliterated the floating basketball court with an energy beam.
Octopus Man unraveled himself and looked at Brazilian Bug Boy. "We need a new plan." he stated. Brazilian Bug Boy agreed "I know just what you're thinking." In an instant, they teamed up to hurl a giant cow at Lya, catching her off guard. The impact left her coughing up blood. She rose with gritted teeth. she reached out her arm, causing Brazilian Bug Boy to freeze in place, paralyzed by her ability.
"Why can't I move?" Brazilian Bug Boy asked while trying to break free. Lya grinned and explained, "This power forces anyone to submit to me. It's impossible to resist as it's an absolute law."
Octopus Man was completely unaffected. "Actually that power makes you submit to me because I said so." he claimed. Lya retorted with "What?" before finding herself immobilized. Octopus Man shouted to Brazilian Bug Boy, "Quick! Get her while she can't move!"
Lya, fueled by anger, broke free from the paralysis. Her eyes were filled with anger. "Removing my power is impossible. Even while limited, my power's cannot be erased." she declared. Moving at light speed, she teleported in front of Octopus Man and swiftly sliced his head off. Octopus Man casually reached into his neck, pulling out another head.
Lya simply stared in confusion. Octopus Man then smirked and Lya's eyes widened as she felt an immense pain all over her body. Octopus Man laughed and explained, "I injected you with Octopus Man virus 5 months ago. You can't withstand it."
Brazilian Bug Boy took the opportunity to punch Lya in the face, but the attack did nothing. He looked at his hands and trembled in fear as he realized that the insect powder juice had worn off. He turned to Octopus Man and nervously asked, "Why do you still have your powers but I don't."
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Octopus Man thought about it and raised his finger in realization. "Oh, I gave you a low dose. I bought myself an absolute dose that lasts 20 minutes longer." Brazilian Bug Boy, infuriated, yelled, "WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A LOW DOSE?" But before he could finish, Lya delivered a powerful punch to his stomach, sending him hurtling backward once again.
Lya then blasted herself with a beam of energy that had the energy of the entire universe. Octopus Man was confused and watched as she laughed maniacally. "I have just eradicated the Octopus Man virus." she said. She kept laughing until she looked at Octopus Man and stopped. Now with a serious expression, she grabbed Octopus Man by the neck and blasted him with the same energy beam.
Kookakoo, Cutecumber, Floran, Boomerang, and Brazilian Bug Boy found themselves at Octopus Man's funeral, tears streaming down their faces. However, to their surprise, Octopus Man suddenly burst out of his casket. "I finally got some rest, now I can beat Lya." he shouted. Octopus Man flew back up to space and confronted Lya once more.
Lya, astonished by Octopus Man's return, exclaimed, "You're still alive?" Octopus Man nodded and confidently stated, "You harnessed the infinite power of the universe, but I harnessed the infinite power of biscuits."
Octopus Man delivered a punch to Lya, sending her flying back into a petting zoo. Octopus Man triumphantly declared, "This is the power of biscuits!" The animals all stood up on two legs and began delivering a flurry of punches to Lya.
In frustration, Lya destroyed the petting zoo, declaring, "That's it, I'm done with this." She raised her arm up and summoned a black hole above her head. "I will absorb this spacetime and all the other spacetimes. Every universe will fall to me!"
Octopus Man, quick on his feet, grabbed a giant biscuit and tossed it into the black hole, plugging it up. He chuckled and retorted, "Nope."
Lya floated in the empty space silently, completely shocked that Octopus Man had nullified her ultimate attack so easily. She then started trembling in anger and yelled, "STOP IT!" She was losing her mind. She reached out her hand and created a new spacetime that would seal Octopus Man away forever.
As she prepared her ultimate attack once more, she saw a crack in space itself, and Octopus Man burst through it, and casually walked out of it holding two bags of clothes. He smiled and said, "That was a cool clothing shop in there. I got a good deal on these." Lya was furious. She grabbed her hair in frustration and yelled, "YOU'RE SO WEIRD! STOP DOING THIS!"
She then fired a beam using all of her power. All of space was begining to shatter. She yelled even louder, "JUST DIE ALREADY!" however, Octopus Man was completely unharmed by the attack.
Octopus Man then pulled Kookakoo out of one of the bags, and she immediately exclaimed, "100 x 100 = 10,000!" The resulting explosion engulfed Lya, causing her to slowly turn to ash. She cried out "YOU IDIOTS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" before being reduced to dust.
Octopus Man smirked and flew back down to the Fiji Islands with Kookakoo and shouted, "We defeated ASS!" Everyone cheered in happiness. Boomerang said, "I'll finally be respected again."
Cutecumber, overcome with tears of joy, exclaimed, "I won't have to live in fear of wearing squishy socks anymore! None of us will! Thank you." Octopus Man smiled and replied, "No problem, but me and Kookakoo have to get back to our original world now."
Floran stopped them. "You still have to defeat the Triune. That's the whole reason I'm here remember?" she stated. Octopus Man remembered the Triune and said, "Oh yeah."
Cutecumber and Brazilian Bug Boy walked up to Octopus Man. "We'd like to join you. You've helped us so we want to return the favor." Cutecumber said. Octopus Man nodded. "Sure, but I don't even know where the Triune is." he replied.
Floran sighed. "I know where they are, but let's get back to your original world first. The author is getting tired of this world." Octopus Man smiled and said, "Okay let's go!" He walked over to a door that led them back to his original world. "Very convenient." Kookakoo stated while smiling.
As they walked through the door, Kookakoo turned around and waved at Boomerang. "Bye bye dinosaur man!" she shouted. Boomerang smiled and replied, "Goodbye everyone."