Chapter 57

Apparently the answer was no I couldn’t have a peaceful mushroom life.

Cuz as soon as I decided on my course of action, a strong and consistent gust of wind drove the fire and caused it to increase it’s pace.

I’d have to double time it if I wanted to go through with the plan.

I know this really isn’t the time and I know I already called this Project Fuck Fire, but I’m seriously considering renaming it Project Fuck Wind.

I mean here I was hoping a gale just like this one would push the fire away from me maybe even push the bitch backwards buuuuut nooooo.

Man fuck this world.

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Okay whatever hate the world later, save the forest now.

I have to disperse the compound as soon as possible so I can’t really wait around for a mushroom to achieve maturity and then have it release chem spores. I could use the ones i’ve already have in the area like I said but… now that I think about it releasing chem spores would be an imprecise thing, much better to just release the compound with the sensory mycelium.

I’ll start by building a corridor like pathway of the stuff and release droplets of the stuff.

Oh shit… hang on what if… ?

Oh, thank fuck!

Here I was willy nilly deciding I was gunna use the repelling compound when the fucking hub was compromised, but no for some reason that compound is still there in spades.

Hmmm weird.

Anyways I’ve stopped pumping water to the area around jade which made it that much more likely for the compound to stay and linger instead of being washed away.

The corridor was built fairly fast and luckily enough I remembered I had that ring of mushrooms I had grown around jade cannibalized by the time I was done which was a good thing cuz when I started to release the compound behind jade it woke up and flat out ran off.

Heh, no resignation to death on my watch Jade!

I could get on with the rest of the project now that I didn’t have to worry about little jade.

Watch out fire your days are numbered.