Chapter 2

You know what I just thought of? What if I get picked off my rotting wooden log!? By human or animal? Would I die?

I don’t think so, since I'm more than just this singular mushroom, but I’m really fucking scared someone’s gunna rip me out of the log and eat me!!

I mean I get it as a former human I would totally want eat me, I’d bet I’d be fucking delicious!

Oooooo speaking about delicious things I heard about this one mushroom that tastes like chicken! I mean can you picture it? That umami, chicken-y taste in a mushroom with no nerves, bones, or vessels in sight! Ooooo I fucking love mushrooms. I think its called chicken of the woods?

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Hmm what was I talking about?

Oh yeah.

I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO EAT ME!!

Am I a hypocrite? Eh who cares... wait if I’m stuck as a mushroom are other people stuck as mushrooms as well? I mean before I reincarnated as one I snarfed em down like no ones business.

Oh god was I eating other people?!

Ew ew ew ew ew ew.

Wait. Am I even in the same world? Are people being reincarnated in the same world as the one they were born into? Or are they taken to be reincarnated somewhere else? Because if it’s the latter I’d much rather have eaten random other people from different worlds than eat ones reborn into the same world, cuz’ I mean just imagine! There’s like a serious chance you’d be eating a passed love one! That’s fucked up.

But this is only an assumption and one I can’t really focus on because I need to focus on survival. Like not being eaten.

If I’m remembering correctly though mushrooms are like fruits off a tree. My main body is my mycelium, which means I can grow more than one mushroom.

Wait if my mushrooms are basically fruit ... does that mean my mushrooms are basically a sexual organ?

Heh.

I need to grow like the biggest mushroom ever. I’ll definitely have big dick energy then.