"FUCK YOU" Kyatha screamed at the staff, "I wanted earth elementals to repair the walls after they got rid of the giants".
"There is nothing to repair", sounding like taps on a dowser.
"Then they can rebuild from scratch", getting angrier by the second.
"There is nothing to rebuild because the walls are indestructible", dry wood cracking under an axe.
Turning to Allen, "you turned piles of rabble to indestructible mosiac pieces?" sounding ever angrier.
"Maybe you should look before you explode?" His soft rumble did nothing to calm her.
Pulling a device from his inventory got her to shriek, "you finished the viewer", snatching it from his hand and staring at the old monitor her anger turning to wander the longer she looks inside.
"You can rewind if you message it [time
"You played with it for one day and try to teach me how to use it?" Turning a disgusted look at RedFox21, "I helped design this wonder", looking again at the viewer the screen split to seven views showing different angles of the castle.
Living snowballs barreled out of the doors in throves, either burrying the unsuspecting giants or carrying them away in mangled piles of broken bodies until coming to the outer wall and smashing the poor creatures against the hard place of indestructible stoneworks.
Moving the larger central display around Kyatha examined the castle with a low appreciating whistle, "are these cannons?" pulling RedFox21 closer and pointing at the broken remains of the outer defensive ring, "who fired them?"
"Allen used the earth elementals", too scared of the human calamity to argue.
"Well done", looking at Allen, "how many more cannons do you still have?", knowing he took two full ships' worth of the things but uncertain how many got wrecked during her absence.
"I have fifty three cannons", was not a very promising number but she will get more if she was going to take over this castle, "eight mortars and three burst cannons that spit flaming shrapnel on a wide cone for a short distance" the dragon was a walking and talking disaster, she should take him 'shopping' from the pirates once the indestructible crazy colored castle in the middle of a high ranked dungeon was secured by her guild.
Picking up the staff from where it was floating, "listen to me sticky", shaking him in her hand, "I need earth elementals to defend my outer wall", slamming his tip to the floor, "so get it right this time"
"But elemental avalanche has a two hours cooldown", the staff protested.
"I am paying the rewind so don't screw me up", looking sternly at it, "or there will be consequences"
"Elemental avalanche", the snow outside melted leaving a scene of carnage and shattered melting giants and magical creatures, the floor and walls started shaking violently before spewing forth row after row of the chubby rocks rolling outside, picking up the dead and wounded giants with "stone shape", leaving the whole castle grounds spotless and piling the remains outside the main gates.
Rolling up to the battlements and throwing the few remaining goliaths who didn't jump away, the castle was clear of enemys in less than ten minutes.
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"I need to log off again to call my guild here", Kyatha looked at Allen, "without the staff there will only be about thirty elementals", glaring toward the artifact, "but if I leave it unsupervised it might run back to the giants"
"We can watch over him", metallic gongs stemmed from the sword.
"You should't go yet", chafing wood splints, "now that I failed completely", the staff tilted, "if the geomancer isn't brought to the mountain" going lower, "the mountain will come to the geomancer".
"I bet you don't even know what I was quoting", a strange monster suddenly spoke, "so much of history is mangled in this neo vr era"
"What the hell are you?", Kyatha burst at the blob of rocks and branches protruding from the wall like it was always part of it.
"Master", Alaska fell to a knee bow, "I can understand the spear"
"Through no effort of your own", pits cracking in a volcano, "you failed once more to master your weapon", growing to twice its initial size, "I despair of you" branches and rocks moving out and snatching the spear, "taking what is mine"
"No!" screeching metal flaring, Lahav flew at the beast only to be swatted away by a stone hand.
"Another one", fissures spreading in an earthquake, "I will take you as well"
An eerie whistle started rising in volume through the room as Alaska grabbed the spear shaft and was pulled toward the blob.
Kyatha pointed the staff at the creature, "null magic"
"Hmm tastes bitter", erupting geysars, "I will also pick up my staff" tendrils of rock lashing out and pulling her to a gaping maw with sharp crystaline teeth.
Hot plasma coursed through the room, blasting the grabbing tendrils and melting the rock monster like hot flowing lava.
"That actually hurt me", turning to Allen, "too fast for the blockers to react", steam jets blasting from its half cooled area turned to a splatter of waterdrops after hitting an invisible barrier in front of the dragon and losing their heat.
"Interesting armor", lava flowing down a mountain, "I will take that too".
Lahav slicing through the tentacle of rock holding his wife screaming "Annie" with his metallic voice.
"Haste", RedFox21 cast on Lahav letting him free the spear and Alaska who started to run away.
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"Enough", the room froze at the volcanic eruption, "I am victorious" he said as every item and person in the room was frozen.
"Not quite yet", came a familiar voice he couldn't quite recognize in this low timbre coming from the dragon.
"Hacker", screaming at the obviously cheating Player that removed the 'immobile' tag from his avatar.
"Not a hacker", the Player said, "a scientist".
Scanning his profile Ramus started getting a familiar headache and then he remembered to look at the name tag.
"Another fucking Allen?", no effect laced his words this time, "that asshole is still fucking with us more than a thousand fucking years after the fucker died".
"You know me?" The dragon seemed puzzled.
"I read everything about your fucking hacking bitch of a creator", almost whining, "I know", he added, "I know you don't remember anything after the accident", sighing, "you don't know how he did it", moping, "you just live in the game", ending with, "I don't fucking care", scresmin, "if I could wipe your sorry ass virus infestation of avatars from the core servers I would probably get promoted"
"Well actually" Allen started.
"But I can't" ignoring the pest, "because we learned what happens when we mess with his fucked up hacks", smashing rocks to the floor in frustration, "so company policy is to leave you fuckers alone as long as you agree not to mess with the players which I can tell is impossible in your current situation", dropping the staff and pushing Alaska aside, "so I will give you two missions that will somehow not fuck everything up and then you will get the fuck off my mountain", looking at the dragon again, "you fucking made laser cannons and space armor?"
"I didn't hack the system", Allen defended himself.
"I know", Ramu hated Allens with a passion but the avatars never actually broke the rules, "you never do and somehow now we have laser cannons in a fantasy game" headache turning to a migrain, "fine" coming to a decision.
"Without using your scify crap get the biggest ship you can from the emperor", adding, "another Allen", cursing inside, "and turn it to a spaceship", checking something, "launch it sometime after two months from today and we will add a space exploration zone that accepts your ship as a key".
Looking at records from the time since the dragon entered his dungeon, "you cant tell them about this conversation or I will delete all your avatars and ban you from the game", seeing something in the records he barked a mocking laugh, "this is your punishment for messing with the system right now", changing the dragon's class from warrior to whore, "literally fuck you Allen", then he laughed and vanished.