My pride got hurt that Zack seemed relatively fine after my [Black Lightning Haze]. I wonder what I would need to defeat them. They got hit by 11 [Meteors] and are still fine. Although they don’t seem as unharmed as before, we are far worse off. Greg looks the least beat up of us 2. I look at my leg. It still hurts. I can’t expect Agnis to control 3 gods to the point we don’t get hit.

We might need a healer…

I dove away because Zack went angry mode and it was too hot to stay near him. He ignored me and tried to help his girlfriend. I want to help Greg but I think I will get rekt if I come close. This super dark shadow just makes sure we don’t die from these light attacks, they still hurt.

I had to evade another stray light attack. Agnis had done something and the bitch goddess had stopped talking. It did earn him several [Light waves] shot at him. I saw him create a [Frost cloak] before he got hit by some. Oof that must have hurt. I confirmed that Agnis was ok. Well, he wasn’t, he was still alive though. I’m not sure if I can stay alive as long as Agnis and Greg did if I become the ‘President’. My cheat is infinite energy, it doesn’t protect me from getting one-shot…

I put my [Dynamo Clouds] to work and would try to peel Zack off Greg. Who-remembers-his-name-ias had made a cool robot suit and was shooting strange torpedoes and lasers at the bitch and the simp. I wonder if he could be useful temporarily.

Hey W-guy! Does that cool suit need more power?

He aimed at me but then thought about my question.

“A temporary truce would do; I am running into energy problems yeah.”

Are you really a god? You’re quite weak…

“I was stronger, our names directly relate to our power, by being stripped of my name did I lose power.”

So, if we keep calling those Simp and Bitch, will they get weaker?

“It doesn’t work like that but if their names got changed to that in an official sense then yes.”

Cool I’m sure Greg or Agnis can do something with that information! Now just say stop if you have enough energy!

I climbed on his suit and poured energy into his suit. It did cause some parts of his suit to melt but this guy wouldn’t be a god if this would be a problem, right?

“Ooh… yes! I can upgrade my suit with this!” The suit changed and grew in size.

It started shooting bigger and cooler stuff at the other 2 gods. They exploded and did a lot of damage. Greg was protected by his shadows so he was fine. Why is he fine though? This god shot at him.

Hey! This is a good thing but why didn’t that hurt my friend over there?

“Ha! I’m not going to tell you that secret!”

Hmm, my intuition tells me that it’s just a normal attack but it has something that only hurts gods.

“Why are all these tailed races so annoying…”

Ha! I knew it! I was right! Here have some more energy as a reward!

“Ooh yes! More energy!”

Greg was getting tired but that was no problem. With this new super suit that wasn’t mine, we had effectively… essentially... efficiently… what is the word I want to use? We had pissed them off! That’s it!

Hey! We need to move! Bitch goddess is mad at you!

“I think she is mad at you!”

Why would she be mad at me? I’m just a brat in her eyes, you are a god!

“And that’s exactly why she is pissed off at you because I couldn’t do this without energy!”

Here have some more!

“Ooh! I think I can send this back now!” The super suit made something like a shield that was also a mirror and reflected the light attacks back. It hit bitch goddess.

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

“Ha! Take this Bitch! How does it feel to get hit by your own attack!”

Bitch goddess grunted. “I will pluck that pest of your stupid costume, let’s see how strong you are after that!”

“See? I told you; she is pissed off at you!”

Then stop being so weak and provoke her more so she gets pissed off at you! Take more energy!

I had to hold on to the suit because it was moving around wildly trying to dodge the fire and light attacks. Greg went to rest as the focus had moved away from him. My shadow was still dark but not pitch-black dark. So, I might get one-shot by these light attacks.

Hey! Don’t you want to protect your battery?!

The suit changed and made a seat surrounded by strange glass and metal. It had a big metal ball in front of me.

“Use that ball to feed the suit energy, hopefully you won’t melt my suit like that…”

I fed more energy into that metal ball and the suit was huge! It’s fist was now as big as these gods. It seemed fire resistant now. It did get fucked over by those light attacks though.

Hey, do you have like a megaphone thingy?

A blue button appeared. “Press the blue button for the megaphone function.”

This is cool.

HEY BITCH GODDESS! YO MOMMA’S SO FAT! THAT WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE, SHE BROKE IT!

The area started to fill up with countless golden wisps.

“Why did you have to piss her off that much?!”

You’re a god, right? You can block this!

“If I could I wouldn’t have been defeated by this skill the last time!”

Right, I guess this is time for my [Raishin Exit], cya!

I used a very strong teleport ping to teleport to where Agnis and Greg were. They had already made preparations to protect themselves from whatever attack is going to destroy this area.

Sup!

That was a brilliant plan Raishin!

Huh what plan?

You didn’t plan this? It’s brilliant anyways.

We sat in our walls of earth, shadows, crystal and frost and looked on how the suit got absolutely destroyed by a large version of tomato goddess but made out of light. It looks so tacky…

What a narcissist…

Agreed.

So, about the ‘Protect the President’ plan. I don’t think I can become the ‘President’ I will probably get one-shot a lot.

That’s fine. I think Walter has taken up that role. We’re not protecting him though.

I am starting to think that their personalities work in our favor. Look at how she is venting on Noobgod.

The big bitch goddess made out of light kept punching the suit that had already been smashed to pieces.

Wow, that’s brutal, good thing I got out of there.

She might think you’re still in there so let’s just stay in here until she calms down.

I think that’s a good idea. I feel 2 strong individuals approaching.

Finally, so they have finally arrived.

“I knew it! It’s you again!”

Agnis eyes told me that these 2 chicks were also gods. One was flat but super-hot, the other looked like a child and wasn’t my type.

They are gods, why are they so flat?

Greg smacked me.

We decided to rest because these 2 gods started attacking bitch goddess and the simp.