It was raining. Raining blood. Greg and this edgy boss were having an edgelord battle. Bellia had also joined the fight. Elliana and I were watching on the sidelines.
“Shouldn’t we help them?” Elliana asked.
Greg’s [Shadow cat] smacked the edge god into a mountain, and he followed up with some abyss magic.
Well, Greg wants to turn this god into energy and pour the energy into the dimension. We don’t want to get hit by any of that, so here we are.
Elliana pointed. “What about that goddess?”
Bellia had created vines that tied the god to the mountain that he had crashed into, causing him to get hit by the abyss magic head-on.
Ooh, Greg got him but it needed more oomph! And well, uh we don’t care if Bellia gets hit, more energy for our dimension.
“But she’s helping us right?”
Well, we don’t know for how long, might as well catch as many gods as you can. Go Greg!
The edgelord got up, spouted some edgy lines containing the words ‘Blood’ and something about ‘These scars don’t define me’ and continued using his blood magic. The god couldn’t regenerate from abyss magic. He did regenerate from any attack I had thrown at him or Elliana or even Bellia.
A large tree sprouted out of the ground and launched Greg. His hammer became bigger and bigger and coated in abyss magic. Bellia and Greg had been fighting this guy for 3 days now, and Elliana and I had gotten bored. It is the same story as when they were fighting that bitch goddess.
Greg can only do lasting damage if he hits with his abyss magic, so Bellia should be the main damage dealer but…
Hey, Elliana, do you think gods are actually inexperienced and bad at combat?
“Hmm, it certainly looks like that looking at this fight. Bellia just needs to be more decisive, I guess?”
I got up. I will give a demonstration on what I think Bellia should do
I went 6t mode and had my [Dynamo Clouds] generate energy. I used [Lightning Spear] and held it. I waited for the right moment, teleported behind edgelord, not Greg but the god egdelord and pierced his back.
“You! My blood will cleanse you!”
I ignored his edgy line and teleported away from the wave of blood coming at me. The spear was still stuck in his body and shifted to red lightning. It did hurt him and I used this opportunity to blast him with [Giganova Blast] and sent him flying into Greg’s hammer.
My [Dynamo Clouds] had created enough energy to get to black lightning, and I cast [Black Lightning Haze] on where the hammer would hit the edgelord.
I heard a grunt and “Agh! That will leave a scar!” before the hammer hit him and he disappeared.
Thanks, Raishin, that was the push we needed to kill him.
That was quite anti-climactic… couldn’t you let him go out with a big explosion?
This is not a game, and I’m not Agnis. His energy has been put into our dimension but its… not a lot. It seems he really was weak.
We looked at Bellia who backed off. “Hey I helped! Don’t even think about it! I won’t kill you guys, but I will kick your ass!”
But you didn’t even do anything…
“I kept him busy!”
Come on! For the dimension!
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“Why are you focusing on me!? There are enough gods you can kill!”
Hmm, you are right but killing you would be more efficient energy-wise.
“Ugh, you tailed beasts are impossible. Thanks for the help. I have to make sure these other gods don’t destroy the planet!” Bellia said before she disappeared.
“I’m not sure if this is your fault but I’m slowly losing respect for gods…” Elliana said while looking into the direction Bellia had disappeared to.
Welcome to the club.
One of us! One of us!
“Well, it seems we have to do some cleaning…” The area was covered in blood. It looked quite disgusting.
This wasn’t Greg's blood or Elliana’s or my blood. It was the edgelord’s blood.
I was hoping it would disappear after the god died. You know like in games? You kill the baddie and all his junk disappears?
This is not a game…
Aww, man! You should have made him explode! At least it would have left a better aftertaste!
I tried to escape the duty of cleaning up this mess but Greg and Elliana are clean freaks. I’m sure nature could handle with some blood… a lake of blood… maybe not.
So, Greg, how was it to fight another edgelord so shortly after that other guy?
Ugh, I don’t know how you guys do it? How do you stop being edgy?
I don’t know, I think you’re doomed. You were born like that. Just stick to it so Agnis and I can make fun of you.
Why did I even bother asking you? Elliana! Surely you must have tips!
“I’m not so sure what this ‘edgy’ thing means.”
It’s saying stuff like. ‘Every drop of blood I spill will make me stronger!’ Or ‘You can’t hide from my shadows!’ or ‘You can’t block Umbra Noctis!’
Hey! I didn’t name my hammer that! Agnis did!
And Agnis knew exactly what he was doing!
I just feel that both of you set me up…
“How about you talk more… normal?”
Greg made a funny face. Normal? What is that supposed to mean? My vocabulary adheres to normalcy!
You talk funny! It’s either difficult words or edgy words!
That is preposterous there are no flaws in my speech!
See! That’s what I mean! Most people would say ‘There is nothing wrong with how I talk!’ but you have to talk funny!
You know what? Never mind. So besides that, do you have any pointers, Elliana?
“I agree with Raishin, sorry.”
Ugh. Hmm? Oh no my shadows are quivering.
Yeah it’s when you say things like that!
No look! I have 3 shadows and 2 of them are quivering!
We looked at Greg’s shadows. He was right.
See I was right! You’re a born edgelord! There is nothing you can do about it!
Nooo!