So not only are you a hammer user you’re a hammer yourself? Hahaha!

This isn’t funny Raishin!

Tina, your dog stinks, he needs a bath!

“He doesn’t stink!” Her face got a bit red.

Disagree, Dolphinus Woofus Sandwichus the Breathless smells like a wet dog!

“Stop calling him those weird names! His name is Haroldus Remulos Maximus the Second!”

“So, what do we do about this storm? Also, we’re still sinking, I know I’m wearing this sexy bikini but I would still prefer to stay dry.” Hayley looked at the sky.

I thought about the situation. Teleporting was out. This storm also seemed like it would become quite wild. The best way was to either chill in that cave, which was quite far by now, or go underwater. These guys had no experience with deep sea adventures but I have. I should be able to pull this off. I looked at Raishin and Greg who were still arguing.

Agnis! You can teleport us, right?!

We are too far from shore also I can only teleport myself with the other type, our best shot is to hide underwater.

Noo! Raishin! You must have a teleport that works right?

Haha no way, I might be able to teleport further than Agnis but I have no clue where we are and it is probably too far.

Nooo!

Some water will do you good, now my suggestion is to wait out this storm underwater, no waves, no possible lightning strikes and the kind.

“But isn’t the ocean dangerous?” Hayley shifted her focus on the waves that seemed to grow wilder and wilder. I wonder what Wild Fang is up to. He would have loved this situation.

The alternatives are too.

Raishin and I started making air floats for Greg and the chicks because the yacht was sinking quite fast now.

I still hate water.

I started to create a big bubble that we could take underwater. Apparently, Greg told the chicks what we were so I got 6 tails out.

“Wow! I didn’t know foxes had 6 tails! They look so fluffy; can I touch them?!” Crissy seemed to be interested in my tails, just like everyone else.

I looked at Greg and he facepalmed. I told them that you’re a fox beast kin, not a nine tailed spirit fox…

Oh.

But didn’t the fox beast kin go extinct?

“Wait, they did? Really?” Hayley looked shocked. “I did not know that…”

I guess they didn’t know that, anyways the fox is out of the bag, Raishin keep an eye out on Greg.

I made a nice big comfy bubble. I don’t normally take my time making these but this one was extremely sturdy.

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10 minutes well spent. I moved Greg into the bubble first and then the chicks. Raishin helped himself. I had captured some of the yacht’s hull around the bubble to make us sink.

Right, we’re ready.

“Ugh, I’m so stressed… Haroldus come here… Haroldus? Haroldus! Where is he!”

Did you lose your dog again?

I saw him swimming away chasing a duck after we realized that we were sinking.

Christina grabbed him by his collar and shook him violently yelling why he didn’t stop the dog. Raishin replied that he thought the dog could use some recreation with his eyes spinning. Greg paid his respects to Duck Hunterino Swimawayus the Lost.

“You guys love messing with Crissy don’t you?”

Christina was hyperventilating. “Haroldus isn’t dead!”

Yet. I got a mean glare which I ignored. The storm picked up and we needed to get out of here.

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“Let me out! I need to find him!”

“Crissy! It’s too dangerous you can’t!”

It’s just a dog…

Christina lost it and assaulted Raishin. “This is all your fault!”

I sighed. What a clown fiesta, Raishin keep the bubble intact, we’re descending, Crissy, I will get your Woofus, just stay calm is that ok with you?

“Really?! You would do that for me?” I dodged a hug and got hit by the follow-up. “Thank you! You have no idea what he means to me!”

Right... you look like a mess; I can go only after you let me go.

Hey, Agnis is this a good idea?

Do you want to be stuck with her in a bubble after leaving her dog behind? Also, I’m the only one suited for this. Just keep the bubble intact, it will keep descending though.

We were already 25m under the surface.

“Hey, Agnis, I appreciate that you do this for Crissy but, he’s right is this really a good idea?”

I’ll be back before you know it!

Famous last words.

Someone smack him, please.

Greg replied by smacking him.

Ow!

Alright, cya!

I got out of the bubble and used my regular underwater setup and went to look for Woofus. I activated my Elgards eyes and scanned the surface for doglike creatures. I detected 3 different species. How strange. It was quite far from here. I used [Waterfall] and sped up. It took quite a while and the bubble with everyone should be at a depth of around 1.8km now, it will be at almost 3 km after I get there. How did this dog get this far in just 10-20 minutes?

I arrived and I found Woofus being drowned by some seals and strange waterdogs. I need to read up on the creatures of this planet again because nothing seems normal anymore.

A bubble formed around Woofus after I used wind leyline energy to save him. I grabbed his bubble with my tail and I [Flushed] the bullies away. The 2 seals backed off but the 3 water dogs let out a strange howl and attacked me. I surely don’t hope they think Woofus is one of them.

My evasive maneuvers shot out [Water Blades] and the waterdogs got blasted away. I used [Waterfall] and attempted to return to the group but a whole swarm of waterdogs appeared and started attacking me. I made sure to continuously refresh the air in his bubble as I kept evading. Do I fight them and waste time or do I shake them off?

I took some snacks out of my dimensional pocket and chucked them into the water. A large part got distracted and I used this chance to get away. My secret weapon or my poison won’t be effective underwater. [Water Dragon Dance] made the dragons swirl around me while I kept escaping. [Ice mines] got left behind to catch more of these waterdogs. I have no time to deal with these waterdogs! And these ice mines seemed to have made them more aggressive.

I decided to get all my tails out and go back as fast as possible. A big waterdog and a small group of others could keep up with me. How annoying. I teleported 1000m further and kept going but they slowly caught up. The bubble should be at around 3.4km deep now, I can’t lure these guys to the bubble.

I created more ice mines but these would float up after it traps up a waterdog. The big waterdog was unrelenting. He couldn’t catch me but he was a huge thorn in my side. Why don’t these guys realize that I could just [Boil] them and turn them into hotdogs? Get the message, and leave me alone while I’m still trying to escape peacefully!

I created an [Ice wall] and the waterdog crashed into it. The wall turned into a box and I pumped out the water and got air in with wind leyline which caused it to float up. I reinforced it with frost and was relieved because I finally got rid of him. The waterdog bashed against the ice walls but to no avail. Just some smaller waterdogs were left to deal with. I made sure to refresh the air for Woofus at a regular interval but I noticed something.

A short break was in order so I made a bubble and petted Woofus. So that happened, eh? Let's keep it a secret from Crissy.

Woofus barked and I gave him a new bubble and continued the escape. 10 minutes was how long it took me to lose or float all my pursuers. This all was extremely tiring. I did a lot of underwater acrobatics. It would have been easier to just kill all of them. I should have done that. Am I getting too soft? If I drown because of exhaustion this would be all my fault. I have been gone for way longer than I planned. Almost 2 hours. I hope Greg isn't going to chew me out. I had to dive down quite a lot.

This part of the ocean seemed to be extremely deep. The bubble had an estimated depth of 5491 meters by now. Greg might be fine, Raishin would be fine but the chicks might be freaking out. Nothing will be visible from the inside. I don’t know if Raishin made some light but if he makes it too bright it might attract some ugly fish.

There is a lot of yacht around the bubble so they should be relatively hidden unless a monster snoops around. To the outside, it just looks like a hunk of metal sinking suspiciously slow. I don’t think most monsters are smart enough to notice that it’s suspicious. The bubble came in sight 2 hours and 43 minutes after I had initially left almost nearing 6 km depth. I was extremely tired; I would find out how to get this bubble to the surface after I took a nap. I got into the wreck and entered the bubble.

Ugh, I can't go out for a bit and you guys make a mess.

“Haroldus! I was so worried! I thought I might have killed you with my unreasonable request!”

Don’t worry about it

“You’re back!” I dodged Hayley and observed how Greg was frantically closing up holes in the bubble and how Raishin was passed out.

Thank Hourai, you didn't kick the bucket! Mind helping out?

I used water Dragonvein to close the holes. What in Hourai happened here?

“Your friend here started to practice with his spear and in doing so poked holes in the bubble, Crissy and Greg knocked him out and Greg has been fixing holes for the last 30 minutes.”

I looked at the small campfire Raishin must have made. Right sorry about all this but I’m extremely exhausted, I will nap and then bring us back up, hopefully. I also am extremely hungry because those dolphin jerks stole my lunch but I will eat after I wake up. Good night.

I curled up in my tails and fell asleep.